slow.robot
@slowrobot.bsky.social
🤖 I make music and root for the Buffalo Sabres. liberal AF. pragmatist. not really a robot. 🤖
this describes the way the world’s worked for the last, like 100 years or so.
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this describes the way the world’s worked for the last, like 100 years or so.
well you see, Kai, they are very, very, very, very dumb.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
well you see, Kai, they are very, very, very, very dumb.
thank you—I usually follow Kai for updates on how quickly the world is ending, but glad to know this is just an update on how quickly the World Series is ending. 😆
October 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
thank you—I usually follow Kai for updates on how quickly the world is ending, but glad to know this is just an update on how quickly the World Series is ending. 😆
what does? would it kill to give some context once in awhile? 😅
October 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
what does? would it kill to give some context once in awhile? 😅
playing well! please shut those Leafs fans up! 😅
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
playing well! please shut those Leafs fans up! 😅
when/if they realize they won’t outlive the history.
iow, only when they know they’re in trouble.
iow, only when they know they’re in trouble.
October 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
when/if they realize they won’t outlive the history.
iow, only when they know they’re in trouble.
iow, only when they know they’re in trouble.
man, I thought journalism was supposed to be about *providing* context…
September 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
man, I thought journalism was supposed to be about *providing* context…
fish rots from the head.
September 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
fish rots from the head.
why can’t you lot come prepared with the damn receipts and show these idiots when they try to pull this shit?
September 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
why can’t you lot come prepared with the damn receipts and show these idiots when they try to pull this shit?
perfectly sums up 2025
August 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
perfectly sums up 2025
if she wonders why those views are so widely held, maybe it’s because they keep f%cking platforming people with those views. this isn’t rocket science.
August 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
if she wonders why those views are so widely held, maybe it’s because they keep f%cking platforming people with those views. this isn’t rocket science.
the proverbial 4th branch as well…
July 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
the proverbial 4th branch as well…
narrator: “it’s wrong.”
July 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
narrator: “it’s wrong.”
you’re a journalist, so unfortunately, yes
July 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
you’re a journalist, so unfortunately, yes
too bad all your colleagues over in for-profit media couldn’t be bothered to do their jobs—this could’ve been prevented.
July 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
too bad all your colleagues over in for-profit media couldn’t be bothered to do their jobs—this could’ve been prevented.
the Mike Pence lane: only 95% shitty—that’s 5% less shitty!
July 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
the Mike Pence lane: only 95% shitty—that’s 5% less shitty!
why do y’all insist on starting every criticism with “make no mistake”? man, we aren’t the ones making the mistakes these days—Congress are. we’re clear-eyed as fuck these last 6 months. 😅
July 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why do y’all insist on starting every criticism with “make no mistake”? man, we aren’t the ones making the mistakes these days—Congress are. we’re clear-eyed as fuck these last 6 months. 😅
they left out the postscript: “jk lol”
July 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
they left out the postscript: “jk lol”
see, @cnn.com @nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com - it’s actually possible for real-life journalists to call a lie, a lie! you can do it too—I promise!
July 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
see, @cnn.com @nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com - it’s actually possible for real-life journalists to call a lie, a lie! you can do it too—I promise!