How can satire exist when this is reality?

It won’t. Feds have to actively submit biweekly timesheets to get paid. Dead people don’t use computers last I checked.

The pro-life party being pro-unnecessary death, yet again.

For those of you in need of 5 bullets today, this site was surprisingly accurate for my very niche job title: opmreply.com

Two things can be true at once.

What if I use AI to create my bullets? aI-ception?

I’m using chatgpt to create paragraphs based on simple prompts like: Completed required training. No specifics.

This really needs to be amplified. It absolutely hamstrings field stations, in addition to fire and LE. Need to replace a busted hydraulic hose? Too bad, wait however long it’s going to take for that one person to deal with your small, local shop that does that kind of work.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?

The ketamine-addicted loser who has no actual authority?

Idiotic. What about concur fees that hit before and after travel status? Who’s making these decisions?

The actual address when replying usually populates with a number, like [email protected]. Just wanted to clarify, not suggest that anyone do anything with that information.

So he’s unoriginal, in addition to all the other valid criticisms of him?

It’s perfect, thank you

I was thinking “get fucked”, but that may not go well

OPM is not my fucking boss.

His continued existence is an argument for the absence of a just god

How Machiavellian. The ends justify the means, especially when the goal is total destruction

It’s heartbreaking on many levels and the cruelty makes my head spin. They’re mostly young folks, just getting started, many moved long distances and left friends and family behind for a dream job. For the rest of us, the leave a gaping hole in the workforce. They were the future of the agency.

All probationary employees across all programs, except fire, law enforcement, and veterans.

I’m so sorry

I don’t have any probationary employees, but I’ll be there. It can’t be good news.

You can transfer all photos & videos to Google photos, Dropbox, couple other options. Got mine done recently and deleting all Meta accounts today.

Daily ramble with the horsebeast