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@slozao.bsky.social
Mdni. horror, hardcore punk, Xbox enjoyer. I can lift heavy stuff still. Reformed scumbag. 1987..🐦⬛
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From a small hick town, some people from there hate me, its kinda weird, and very funny when they show up in my comments to talk shit to the person they knew in grade school...
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
From a small hick town, some people from there hate me, its kinda weird, and very funny when they show up in my comments to talk shit to the person they knew in grade school...
Best gwar cover just came out.
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Best gwar cover just came out.
New tires and a front tooth..
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
New tires and a front tooth..
Lifes a gamble, and im here to lose (within reason of course)
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Lifes a gamble, and im here to lose (within reason of course)
New glasses and a lawyer..
December 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
New glasses and a lawyer..
Its event horizon man, no turning back. We're all at the PNR from birth
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Its event horizon man, no turning back. We're all at the PNR from birth
Early weekend...I cant focus at work
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Early weekend...I cant focus at work
Pitch black Adidas track suit. I've peaked aesthetically.
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Pitch black Adidas track suit. I've peaked aesthetically.
Bill Clinton and Trump both leave their respective coalitions to form a new one, they call it "the lemon party".
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Bill Clinton and Trump both leave their respective coalitions to form a new one, they call it "the lemon party".
Chances are you'll know if I'm at your jobsite.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Chances are you'll know if I'm at your jobsite.
Shaved my beard into a mustache. Now I look like Pablo Escobar...
October 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Shaved my beard into a mustache. Now I look like Pablo Escobar...
It started with just wanting to play a scary video game. It ended with a couple hours deep diving into Shintoism and Japanese folklore....
September 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It started with just wanting to play a scary video game. It ended with a couple hours deep diving into Shintoism and Japanese folklore....
They tried to rapture me but I said no! Silent hill comes out this week.
September 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
They tried to rapture me but I said no! Silent hill comes out this week.
My trucks alternator gave and killed my battery. My poor truck.
September 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My trucks alternator gave and killed my battery. My poor truck.
David Yow deserves an Oscar.
#toxicavenger
#toxicavenger
August 31, 2025 at 8:50 AM
David Yow deserves an Oscar.
#toxicavenger
#toxicavenger
Maga hats should be like biker cuts, if you lose yours you should be duty bound to commit seppuku..
June 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Maga hats should be like biker cuts, if you lose yours you should be duty bound to commit seppuku..
Dung beetle=reverse sisyphus
June 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dung beetle=reverse sisyphus
The more sober I get the more unhinged I feel.
May 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The more sober I get the more unhinged I feel.
Like clockwork. Get time off become violently ill
May 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Like clockwork. Get time off become violently ill
Listening to a sissy spacek album while cutting tiles....#tinnitusmaxxing
May 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Listening to a sissy spacek album while cutting tiles....#tinnitusmaxxing
It not feeling very 420-y this year. Think I'm gonna do crack.
April 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It not feeling very 420-y this year. Think I'm gonna do crack.