sluggerbob.bsky.social
@sluggerbob.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Get rich quick. Bet against everything trump does. Picks a sports team, mma fighter, goes to court (if represented by Alina "Overruled" Habba, double bet amount.
May 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I'm no fan of trump but to be fair, he's probably never actually been with melania. There's a reason none of his kids look like him, wears more makeup than a drag queen, dances to YMCA, Arnold Palmer's dick, etc.
January 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The worst part is, these are better choices than we're currently getting.
January 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This must be part of that weave thing we're too dumb to understand.
January 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Damn went and wasted all our egg money 😢
January 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
We will now be referring to him as JAN.
January 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
He's stocking up on paper towels.
January 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He's weaving, we're just not smart enough to understand.
January 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
New fear unlocked.
January 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I'm just personally upset that most of my produce is going to be bruised from angry maga pickers. I'll be like the old lady with the three apples 😢
January 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I thought it was Creasemas 🤔
December 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
December 24, 2024 at 12:30 PM
To be fair, 18 and 19 are teens but not minors.
December 24, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Doesn't matter anyway. More water equals more beachfront according to the smartest man alive.
December 23, 2024 at 11:57 AM
It's spelling not grammar, moron.
December 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
I found your work pic 🙂
December 22, 2024 at 10:58 AM
I'm old but even as a young man I knew the difference between your and you're and how to spell which, Cletus.
December 22, 2024 at 10:45 AM
My oldest kid turned 35 this year, hopefully you're not trying to make detective.
December 22, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Ya gotta have a hobby in between beating black people 🤷
December 22, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Just get back to your safe space, snowflake.
December 22, 2024 at 2:09 AM
ACAB
December 22, 2024 at 1:00 AM
So basically, your argument for voting the orange shitgibbon back in is that he was ineffective the first time. Awesome.
December 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Yeah, cops are great. If someone is breaking into my house at 2 am and I can't call the cops, who's going to show up 3 hrs and shoot my dog?
December 21, 2024 at 11:45 PM