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no one wants to feel lucky
been experimenting in the shower a lot lately - shower yerb, shower gum, shower hard boiled egg. the possibilities are endless
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
joy beanius featuring bebe fridgers
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
head in the ceiling fan comes on and immediately getting nauseous
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
googling morgan wallen’s vital stats to confirm that i can beat his ass
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
y’all ever have shower yerb
September 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
y’all ever have a nut change your life?
August 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
there’s something about 70s nostalgia in particular that is egregiously pretentious
August 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
let me tell you nothing makes people more uncomfortable than being around a quiet person oh my god they hate that shit
August 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
it’s a very depressing fact that by sheer probability a person can end up looking/sounding like anything
August 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
nothing is what you think is, and even if it was, you can’t hold onto it anyway
August 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i wanna start a trans rights activism organization called transaction
August 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i hate baby culture
July 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
we need to bully ppl more for how they eat, and i’m not talking about fat shaming
July 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
what yall know about having 1 million beers at the airport
July 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
miss you. so much. why are u listening to train tho?
July 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
declan top tier worst names happening rn, you sound like some kind of tree nut
July 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
more like all cops are baddies amirite ladies?
June 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ladies, i was pulled over by a baddie cop for speeding n she let me off with a warning, so 😌
June 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
who up corning they beef
June 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
god being hyper independent is so lowkey goated and etc, it’s like the only consistent source of joy in my life
June 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no one says “sex appeal” anymore. old head ass phrase
May 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
felt it like i haven’t felt it in a while just now oops
April 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i feel like mk.gee is a tulpa that we manifested bc of that whole eddie munson thing
April 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
are u even aware of the amount of little girls whose first crush was kronk from the emperor’s new groove
April 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
convinced i’ve never seen a ufo bc i have visual snow
April 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM