SluzyQ
@sluzyq.bsky.social
🇺🇦🌈🐱💙🐾☄️ Mom to humans and felines. Friend to animals, and to humans - who are not bigots, racists, misogynists, cruel, or willfully stupid and/or crazy (so that lets out anyone who voted for TFG).
Also, f*ck ALS.
Also, f*ck ALS.
Scrolling along and saw this without first seeing who posted it, and honest to God, not for a single second did I think "this must be a joke" until I saw it was from The Onion.
January 28, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Scrolling along and saw this without first seeing who posted it, and honest to God, not for a single second did I think "this must be a joke" until I saw it was from The Onion.
Great piece - thank you!
January 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Great piece - thank you!
Reposted by SluzyQ
Not exactly the same as what you're asking, but Android has a feature that can automatically record up to 45 minutes of footage, and automatically share with your emergency contacts. Triggered by pressing the power button 5 times. Located under Safety & Emergency settings.
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Not exactly the same as what you're asking, but Android has a feature that can automatically record up to 45 minutes of footage, and automatically share with your emergency contacts. Triggered by pressing the power button 5 times. Located under Safety & Emergency settings.