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slyblue.bsky.social
Sly ☂
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Hobbyist Writer/Artist. Dream journalist. VN hoarder.

Claiming to be sane but I'm just asymptomatic. ♦
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shattered.earth
I present to you my slides on Elden Ring Enemies. Except unlike other memes like this, i HAVE played the game, i just have managed not to learn the name of anything. ENJOY

(P.S. A lovely friend did the alt text for me and they've never played ER so enjoy THEIR DESCRIPTIONS of the enemies too LOL)
Parody powerpoint slide that is titled “ELDEN RING ENEMIES” with subtitle "NAMED BY SHATTERED.EARTH (who has HAS PLAYED base game but has somehow dodged learning any monster names the entire game), contains 11 images with text 1st image, reads "Villagers" with subtitle "killing them feels bad" Bedraggled skeletons, one wearing a bowler hat and one in a tattered flesh colored dress. 2nd image, reads "Knight" Helmeted knight wearing a half green half red tunic over armor 3rd image, reads "Golden Knight" Elaborate, silver colored, fully armored night with sword and shield drawn standing in a grassy field 4th image, reads "Crucible Knight" with subtitle "fuck these guys that's why I know their name" Fully armored knight with horned helmet, bronze colored armor, sword and shield w/ large horn protruding from the center. 5th image, reads "Windy Knight" Fully armored silver knight facing the right with sword and shield, includes prominent cod piece 6th image, reads "Minotaurs" with subtitle "killing them feels bad too (unhappy face) they look so peaceful" Two larger humanoids one with bull-like horns and one with stag-like antlers fully clothed in white fur 7th image, reads "Perfumer and Poo Perfumer" with subtitle "Or Poo-fumer, tell me they don't smell like poo Two humanoids one with a white head covering & veiled face golden smock and the other wearing a brown beanie, fur cape & tattered robe 8th image, reads "Long Skin Guy and Fat Skin Guy" Humanoid w/ white head covering and all white garments, & curved sword. Second figure is wide, exaggeratedly heavy set wearing a white head covering & full white garment 9th image,"Latenna Archers" Bearded older man wearing black robes & carrying a long bow with arrow 10th image,"Rock Albinarics" Two crawling creatures with bared teeth, red bulbous head coverings & spindly gray arms 11th image, "Emil Lizards" Blue-gray creature carrying a club and wearing a brown tunic with shoulder covering & cattail covered shield Powerpoint slide contains 11 images. Images from left to right starting at the top: First image, title reads "Wolf/Doggy" with subtitle "So cute hate that they aggro" Image is of a light gray, furry wolf with white eyes Second image, title reads "Ugly Dog" with subtitle "stop it!!!!!" Image of a patchy, emaciated canine creature with tongue lolling out Third image, title reads "Mangey Dog" with subtitle "stop it!!!" Image is of partially skeletal canine creature with teeth bared Fourth image, title reads "Disgusting Dog" with subtitle in italics "stop it!!!" Image of a tumor covered canine creature and beefy red gums with bared teeth Fifth image, title reads "T-rex Dog/Dino Dog" with subtitle "Ugliest fuck in the game I s2g" Image is of a giant sized canine creature standing on hind legs with two shorter arms, enlarged head with some patches of white fur. Red text overlay of "stop it!!!" on top of image Sixth image, title reads "Eye Lizard fucks" Image is of a reptilian creature with telescopic eyes on all fours. Red text overlay reads "Fuck you too" Seventh image, title reads "Bladed Eagle" with subtitle "Sign: beward bird Me; how scary could a bird be Bladed eagle: FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAaDUMBASS" Image of a large dark gray eagle with wings spread in mid flight Eighth image, title reads "HUGE UGLY CROW" with subtitle "FUCK THESE TOO OMG CAELID SUCKS ASS" Image of a crow monstrosity with too many teeth and large bare thighs Ninth image, title reads "Dick Snake" Image of an open mouthed snake with a pair of insectoid arms and legs Tenth image, title reads "Bladed Lion" with subtitle "Cool but confusing" Image of a white maned, black coated lion with ropes tied to it Eleventh image, title reads "Poo Slug" Image is of a golden brown insect-like creature with no appendages Powerpoint slide contains 9 images. Images from left to right starting at the top: First image, title reads "Small Hand/smalll fingers" with subtitle "I've seen them preening peacefully next to eagles and rats so I feel bad killing them sometimes too" Image of a grayish, 12 fingered hand/arachnoid creature wearing a gold ring Second image, title reads "Big Hand/Big Fingers" with subtitle "Also wall master/ ceiling master/floor master depending on my mood" Image of a giant sized grayish, 12 fingered hand/arachnoid creature wearing a gold ring Third image, title reads "Puppet and Winged Puppet" with subtitle "Funny when they are spinning on the floor not so funny when they are spinning into my face" Image of two helmeted humanoids with four arms carrying swords Fourth image, title reads "Stone Cat" with subtitle "That one cave with two of them at once lmfao h8 u" Image of a gray cat-like creature with rocky protrusions, holding a sword Fifth image, title reads "Doot Doot/Snow Man" with subtitle "Need I say more" Image is of a white/gray creature consisting of two stacked ball shapes with light blue arms holding a gold horn Sixth image, title reads "Big Doot Doot" with subtitle "Need I say more" Image of an elongated creature with a round head and round body holding a large gold horn Seventh image, title reads "Chimera" with subtitle "Surprisingly strong always catches me off guard" Image of a red, feathered creature with clawed hands and sword Eighth image, title reads "Winged Chimera" Image of a gray feathered creature with taloned feet holding a sword Ninth image, title reads "Long Necked Death bligh fucks" with subtitle "you scary fuck you too (unhappy face)" Image of a tentacle faced, hunched humanoid wearing a gold cowl and cape Powerpoint slide contains 7 images. Images from left to right starting at the top: First image, title reads "Tree Guys" Image of a human with a tree growing out of his back Second image, title reads "Big Tree Guys" with subtitle "EZ PZ till you find the one that can twin itself LMAOOOO" Image of a gnarled white tree with arms holding a large mace Third image, title reads "Head Ball/Ball of Heads" image of a number of faces amalgamated into a sphere shape Fourth image, title reads "The Chef" with subtitle "I thought he was the chef of storm viel castle because of the room it's found in being the dining room next to the kitchen..." Image of a crab-like creature with multiple arms wielding swords and a shield Fifth image, title reads "Hanging Centipede" with subtitle "These all make sense when named like this okay" Image of a long, suspended skeletal, winged creature with large mandibles Sixth image, title reads "Buffalo Centipede" with subtitle "These all make sense when named like this okay" Image of a spike covered, bovine creature with large mandibles Seventh image, title reads "Astral Centipede" with subtitle "These all make sense when named like this okay" Image of a long dragonfly-like creature with a humanoid head and spiked tail
January 31, 2026 at 3:36 AM
slyblue.bsky.social
Your style is so cute and I know a few of my friends are getting comms from you <3 Please DM me when you have the chance!
January 23, 2026 at 9:52 PM
slyblue.bsky.social
aaaaaaa get well soon and also happy birthday! <3 <3
December 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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zarahartist.bsky.social
We’re here to celebrate women’s wrongs 💕

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Villainess
We support women's wrongs - an artbook filled with hot evil ladies!
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November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
slyblue.bsky.social
my man <3
October 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
trolley problem, but there are no people on the rails: "There is no problem. You are traveling safely to your destination. and everyone thinks you're cute"
October 27, 2024 at 1:34 PM
slyblue.bsky.social
[INCOHERENT SCREAMING INTENSIFIES] THANK YOU SO MUCH this is amazing aaaaaaaaaaa
August 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
slyblue.bsky.social
We're taking Eberron to church 💃
August 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM