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@smallestfries.bsky.social
Cats. And plants. And cheese. And pandas.
Found a stunning specimen of the master race in the files. There were also some terrifying images where people used FaceTune to the max.
December 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Found a stunning specimen of the master race in the files. There were also some terrifying images where people used FaceTune to the max.
Are they related?
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Are they related?
They are quite literally stealing the midterms as we watch. Why are people not freaking out more? Why is the media so silent? Why is the Dem party silent? www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
They are quite literally stealing the midterms as we watch. Why are people not freaking out more? Why is the media so silent? Why is the Dem party silent? www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Why, LinkedIn? This won't make your platform suck any less.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why, LinkedIn? This won't make your platform suck any less.
Video still not making the case he thinks.
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Video still not making the case he thinks.
Uh. This image was in a fundraising email I got today...from his own people.
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Uh. This image was in a fundraising email I got today...from his own people.
Everything is terrible. But the last of the flowers from my garden this year are really stunning.
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Everything is terrible. But the last of the flowers from my garden this year are really stunning.
Oh! I'll go! I love being able to work from home in my feral garden, moving my chair and table throughout the day to stay in the sun. Gardening is a competitive sport here.
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh! I'll go! I love being able to work from home in my feral garden, moving my chair and table throughout the day to stay in the sun. Gardening is a competitive sport here.
Ahahaha. I've been looking for an excuse to buy this "Full English" mask for awhile now.
October 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ahahaha. I've been looking for an excuse to buy this "Full English" mask for awhile now.
The combination of generalized anxiety from *all the things* and perimenopause and associated “what am I here for” are the worst. I picked and arranged flowers from my garden. And that helped. Might try walking and cooking today. Hang in there.
October 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The combination of generalized anxiety from *all the things* and perimenopause and associated “what am I here for” are the worst. I picked and arranged flowers from my garden. And that helped. Might try walking and cooking today. Hang in there.
That fascist fucker Hegseth is now the same creepy orange as Trump.
August 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That fascist fucker Hegseth is now the same creepy orange as Trump.
JFC. Protein obsession is out of control. The Food 52 Instagram post caption: “In a massive win for the protein maxxers, David protein is now slinging frozen boiled cod, with a slightly higher protein-to-calorie ratio than their bars. Would you try it?”
August 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
JFC. Protein obsession is out of control. The Food 52 Instagram post caption: “In a massive win for the protein maxxers, David protein is now slinging frozen boiled cod, with a slightly higher protein-to-calorie ratio than their bars. Would you try it?”
Visiting my parents in Dubuque Iowa and went to the #nokings protest. Great turnout for a small town! 💪 Added bonus of getting to go to a protest with my brother for the first time.
June 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Visiting my parents in Dubuque Iowa and went to the #nokings protest. Great turnout for a small town! 💪 Added bonus of getting to go to a protest with my brother for the first time.
I dunno if it’s still open to visitors. But, if it is, The Forevertron in Baraboo is so fun to explore. Not far from Madison either.
February 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I dunno if it’s still open to visitors. But, if it is, The Forevertron in Baraboo is so fun to explore. Not far from Madison either.
Wait what? This is not the red panda content I signed up for. “You can def smell me when I’m near. Except red pandas aren’t so soggy like me.” 🤮 Sorry. I gotta yuck this person’s … um … “yum.” Lol.
December 2, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Wait what? This is not the red panda content I signed up for. “You can def smell me when I’m near. Except red pandas aren’t so soggy like me.” 🤮 Sorry. I gotta yuck this person’s … um … “yum.” Lol.
So insanely nervous. Trying to distract myself with the ludicrous photos floating around the internets.
October 31, 2024 at 6:39 AM
So insanely nervous. Trying to distract myself with the ludicrous photos floating around the internets.
Oh my god. Lol. I had only seen this here…and wondered why the hell he was wearing a high-vis vest.
October 31, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Oh my god. Lol. I had only seen this here…and wondered why the hell he was wearing a high-vis vest.
I love the Shrooms Subreddit.
October 19, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I love the Shrooms Subreddit.
WTF LinkedIn. No. I do not want to follow that Beavis-looking, Trump ass-licking POS Vivek Ramaswamy. Keep the politics off my fucking feed.
October 19, 2024 at 3:51 AM
WTF LinkedIn. No. I do not want to follow that Beavis-looking, Trump ass-licking POS Vivek Ramaswamy. Keep the politics off my fucking feed.
