Heated rivalry gives me the urge to learn Russian by 2027. 😭

Ok someone better fess up. Who leaked my middle school, school assigned password. why do I keep getting notifications like “oh no your password to your middle school scratch programming account was in a data leak“ like guys leak something useful.

Lately I’ve been saying (like the helly meme from a while back) “What the jelly! What the jelly belly!? What the gelatin!?!” and I can’t stop. It is a serious problem.

Bruh Spotify told me I was 30 just now. I’m 19 ToT

this took me forever

My dyslexic self glitched out and thought shoe was spelled shew and I couldn’t figure it out for a little to long.

I am so tired of every freaking mobile game being freaking candy crush. Fishdom is candy crush with fish. Project Makeover is candy crush with women covered in mud. Royal Match is candy crush with a king and I lowkey don’t care about him getting caught by a big snake. There are so many more. why?

Anybody know why weeks don’t have names? like how the months of the year have names and the days of the weeks have names so why don’t the weeks of the months have names? I get that it’s not really necessary but it would be interesting to have I guess.

I’m sad about a lot of things but the thing I might be saddest about is that I just don’t enjoy Mark Rober videos anymore. I don’t know if the videos have gotten worse or I am just way to old to be in his demographic anymore. But I miss genuinely enjoying his content.