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Tiny lil slugcat, it/its, many kinks ahead. 23. 18+ only.

Like actually tho a lot of kinks be careful.
"shit̶s̶ o̶n̶ ̶b̶e̶i̶n̶g̶ yourself"... yea I agree you should do that
January 15, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I mean have you seen google these days? It's harder than it used to be
January 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
a very good and normal thing to be horny about
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I mean... even using the best logs you still have at least 15 hours from 70-99 firemaking at the GE so uh... that diaper better be pretty tough to hold out long enough
January 5, 2026 at 2:14 AM
ah yes "cognitive amplifier tools" that normal phrase that everyone definitely calls the slop generators
January 3, 2026 at 5:46 AM
it's the middle of winter, no one has needed to buy fertilizer for months and they won't for another couple, the diaper pile just continues to grow and you think some of them fell out of a window back there but you're not sure because the side gate is also covered in massive full diapers.
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I forget that chicken salt is just an australian thing but like, chicken salt it's great
December 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I mean you could ponder any part of me u want really
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
oh heck I missed my chance
December 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
can uh... can you do that to me too tho?
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
plz?
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
aww wait did they ruin the word fortitude? I like the word fortitude it's neat
December 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
...wait I am also just learning this
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
damn ur making me feel basic for my falling out with christianity over regular ass failing to answer the logical problem of evil
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
man there have been so many of those over the years, there were a couple in the 1800's, quite a lot of people thought WW2 was the end, and they were all based off the same passages in the bible just with different interpretations to support whatever the next date was supposed to be
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
you have to know that half the people in that meeting answered with “let’s add more AI”
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I do feel like mr beast is just the physical incarnation of capitalism
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
oh god before I read the caption I genuinely thought it was intentional satire using homelander as an off brand superman with none of the actually positive characteristics but uh... no turns out they are actually just that bad
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
good job puppy! you did so well today!
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM