John Small
smalltorquer.bsky.social
John Small
@smalltorquer.bsky.social
Chair at NZ Commerce Commission

Biological dairy farmer at Rai Valley

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Jeez. Thats harsh.
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Or, go back? I mean its a great song but not obviously Christmas. Best i look up the lyrics I guess.
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Its pretty real. If you want a deeper dive on that try The Gone.
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Such a great show and very authentic NZ. The recurring references to the old car, country music and bad coffee are hilarious. Fun fact: we often see the guy who plays the Cleric up on Karangahape Rd.
December 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hoping for similar success with my mokos in the waiata group im pushing while we're on holiday next week!
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Im using these for theft deterrence. Figured I could just drill then out if necessary.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Brilliant! Thanks Andrew!
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Social contracts are relevant to a talk im giving next week & this is a great example.

I tried to extract it from Claude but it just kept guessing 😞
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
They sure did. My only BDO but it was a ripper.
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Snap on the Arctic Monkeys & Neil Young BDO, with an extra mention of The Prodigy in the boiler room that same night.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
DM would be appreciated 😀
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Im not even clear on the concept of a sweet potato casserole tbh. It sounds like a trans-atlantic insult.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
He then recited the whole thing beautifully in te reo & translated it for me. So cool. 😎
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I replied with the ending of a well known whakatauki: he tangata, he tangata, he tangata.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Like today. Older pakeha guy (70s?) started chatting as the bus arrived & we sat near each other. Topic got onto kids & grandkids & he reckoned that relationships are the main thing.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM