Chris
@smalltown2k.tootr.co.ap.brid.gy
Science compels us to explode the sun.
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I didn’t want to get out of bed bc it was cold, but I did, I put on some short shorts, and two hoodies (bc it is actually cold) and went for a walk somewhere green. Would recommend.
idk if it’s that it’s been dark since Q3, an Xmas miracle or all the ice hockey, but I think I’m finding myself reconsidering being single for the next 40y
December 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
idk if it’s that it’s been dark since Q3, an Xmas miracle or all the ice hockey, but I think I’m finding myself reconsidering being single for the next 40y
[Heated Rivalry e6]
Ok I full ugly-cried
Ok I full ugly-cried
December 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
[Heated Rivalry e6]
Ok I full ugly-cried
Ok I full ugly-cried
🚨 New Heated Rivalry must have dropped at midnight one of the Canada times because it’s everywhere and social media is full of spoilers
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
🚨 New Heated Rivalry must have dropped at midnight one of the Canada times because it’s everywhere and social media is full of spoilers
Reposted by Chris
Xmas Markup Language - checks out
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Xmas Markup Language - checks out
I have to go to my parents on Saturday 'for mid-morning' and spoiler but that that will actually be late morning because I'll have to watch Heated Rivalry before I go up there. I'm not waiting until Monday.
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I have to go to my parents on Saturday 'for mid-morning' and spoiler but that that will actually be late morning because I'll have to watch Heated Rivalry before I go up there. I'm not waiting until Monday.
Being festive by parsing some public transport XML data
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Being festive by parsing some public transport XML data
Dawning realisation in the shower that I have no food in and that means I need to go shopping on Christmas Eve 😩
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Dawning realisation in the shower that I have no food in and that means I need to go shopping on Christmas Eve 😩
If anyone wants any mud, I’ve brought like half the Isle of Wight back with me it seems
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If anyone wants any mud, I’ve brought like half the Isle of Wight back with me it seems
I probably should have thought twice about doing 35km in new walking shoes I’d only broken in for like 20min
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I probably should have thought twice about doing 35km in new walking shoes I’d only broken in for like 20min
What if you didn’t send your giant framework bid out in the week before Christmas tho?
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
What if you didn’t send your giant framework bid out in the week before Christmas tho?
Not really the day for it, but worth it nonetheless. (Sandown, Isle of Wight)
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Not really the day for it, but worth it nonetheless. (Sandown, Isle of Wight)
We did it Joe, double confirmation on being under 80kg so it isn’t a fluke read 🎉
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We did it Joe, double confirmation on being under 80kg so it isn’t a fluke read 🎉
It's interesting how Heated Rivalry has made it to the Game of Thrones tier of book readers that can't keep it in their pants. Reign it in, Rebecca.
December 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It's interesting how Heated Rivalry has made it to the Game of Thrones tier of book readers that can't keep it in their pants. Reign it in, Rebecca.
Fucksake, Pillion is already off Mubi. I hate this cursed future.
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fucksake, Pillion is already off Mubi. I hate this cursed future.
[Heated Rivalry e5]
I’m really struggling now with the timeline plausibility on this. E3-5 was Sochi to 2017 so what, 3 years for them? And then Shane and Ilya is 2008 to 2017. It’s almost a decade.
I’m really struggling now with the timeline plausibility on this. E3-5 was Sochi to 2017 so what, 3 years for them? And then Shane and Ilya is 2008 to 2017. It’s almost a decade.
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
[Heated Rivalry e5]
I’m really struggling now with the timeline plausibility on this. E3-5 was Sochi to 2017 so what, 3 years for them? And then Shane and Ilya is 2008 to 2017. It’s almost a decade.
I’m really struggling now with the timeline plausibility on this. E3-5 was Sochi to 2017 so what, 3 years for them? And then Shane and Ilya is 2008 to 2017. It’s almost a decade.
Day 1 of 24 off work. Delightful.
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Day 1 of 24 off work. Delightful.
I am free. I am off the clock. Everyone can go fuck themselves; I. am. done.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I am free. I am off the clock. Everyone can go fuck themselves; I. am. done.
0923, still the only one from the like 5 separate companies on my floor in the office
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
0923, still the only one from the like 5 separate companies on my floor in the office
“7.5h” remaining ⏱️
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
“7.5h” remaining ⏱️
15.0h of theoretical 2025 billable time left and counting
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
15.0h of theoretical 2025 billable time left and counting
Oh, so you passed on it and it blew up in your faces and now you think we'll all come in months after the fact when you bother to deign us with it?
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Oh, so you passed on it and it blew up in your faces and now you think we'll all come in months after the fact when you bother to deign us with it?
Why are legal people always so rude? Is it bred into them? Does being polite introduce liability?
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Why are legal people always so rude? Is it bred into them? Does being polite introduce liability?
22.5h left on the clock this year, gang
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
22.5h left on the clock this year, gang
I'm pleased to note that the points of data re the improvement in my 100m swim time make a beautiful line over the last 6mo. Consequently I can inform shareholders that I should achieve wet teleportation by end Q2 2027.
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm pleased to note that the points of data re the improvement in my 100m swim time make a beautiful line over the last 6mo. Consequently I can inform shareholders that I should achieve wet teleportation by end Q2 2027.
Day 3 of All The Things She Said being stuck in my head
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Day 3 of All The Things She Said being stuck in my head