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He effectively played an annoying guy a quarter century ago. And he's still around, I guess!
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
He effectively played an annoying guy a quarter century ago. And he's still around, I guess!
Great movie. It’s so annoying when people say we’re living in Idiocracy when we’re clearly living in Southland Tales.
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Great movie. It’s so annoying when people say we’re living in Idiocracy when we’re clearly living in Southland Tales.
It's sad to say, but there is only one way out of this horrific moment: easing regulations on property developers.
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It's sad to say, but there is only one way out of this horrific moment: easing regulations on property developers.
There is nothing that happened in Home Alone that you couldn't easily do to those guys
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
There is nothing that happened in Home Alone that you couldn't easily do to those guys
I already know a lot of those letters!
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I already know a lot of those letters!
The killer was directly in front of her car and she was turning to avoid hitting him, there is no other possible way to interpret this
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The killer was directly in front of her car and she was turning to avoid hitting him, there is no other possible way to interpret this
It’s irrelevant if you agree with Trump that Maduro is a bad guy. Trump now thinks he can do this to anyone he considers to be a bad guy. How confident are you that you’re going to agree with everyone he has on that list?
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It’s irrelevant if you agree with Trump that Maduro is a bad guy. Trump now thinks he can do this to anyone he considers to be a bad guy. How confident are you that you’re going to agree with everyone he has on that list?
"They were just following orders," got it
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
"They were just following orders," got it
At long last it is, finally, actually, time for some game theory
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
At long last it is, finally, actually, time for some game theory
What kind of life do you have after participating in something like this?
January 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
What kind of life do you have after participating in something like this?
I know right, like it's soooo easy to not murder a country to give oil to a pedophile
January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I know right, like it's soooo easy to not murder a country to give oil to a pedophile
One thing we're not going to be doing this time around is "respecting the troops"
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
One thing we're not going to be doing this time around is "respecting the troops"
(really sensible voice)
OK, two things can be true.
1. As falconers, we could do a better job keeping tabs on the falcon.
2. The gyre has never been narrower, and we would do well to keep that in mind.
OK, two things can be true.
1. As falconers, we could do a better job keeping tabs on the falcon.
2. The gyre has never been narrower, and we would do well to keep that in mind.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
(really sensible voice)
OK, two things can be true.
1. As falconers, we could do a better job keeping tabs on the falcon.
2. The gyre has never been narrower, and we would do well to keep that in mind.
OK, two things can be true.
1. As falconers, we could do a better job keeping tabs on the falcon.
2. The gyre has never been narrower, and we would do well to keep that in mind.
Ashley getting news from “conversations” like a peasant hailing the traveling merchant for news from the realm
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ashley getting news from “conversations” like a peasant hailing the traveling merchant for news from the realm
Washington, DC (feat. Donald Trump)
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Washington, DC (feat. Donald Trump)
Still wish “Submergible Leisures” made it into Alien Lanes
December 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Still wish “Submergible Leisures” made it into Alien Lanes
Insane that anyone would want to throw away lore that established that George W. Bush is canonically a Templar, and the 2000 election was a proxy war with the Assassins
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Insane that anyone would want to throw away lore that established that George W. Bush is canonically a Templar, and the 2000 election was a proxy war with the Assassins
Assorted Goblet (Loose)
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Assorted Goblet (Loose)
why does that chyron spell the word "newsroom" with zeroes?
November 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
why does that chyron spell the word "newsroom" with zeroes?
He’ll definitely do something. And you better believe it’ll be annoying.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
He’ll definitely do something. And you better believe it’ll be annoying.