Timmy Tucker (horseshoe throwin’ freak)
@smalty3.bsky.social
⚡️⭕️🎣🏌🏿♂️⛳️🎸 “you killed my father, prepare to die!”
Ezekiel 23:20
Ezekiel 23:20
We lost Catherine O’Hara & Lemont from Sanford & son & as these things go in threes hopefully that guy with the cameo in home alone 2 will be the third!
February 1, 2026 at 9:15 PM
We lost Catherine O’Hara & Lemont from Sanford & son & as these things go in threes hopefully that guy with the cameo in home alone 2 will be the third!
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I have no desire to hear the national anthem before any game or for any reason. “Land of the free” ain’t fucking true anymore! Fuck this country!
January 25, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I have no desire to hear the national anthem before any game or for any reason. “Land of the free” ain’t fucking true anymore! Fuck this country!
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Carrying a gun is not illegal and in fact, many would say it’s the most patriotic thing you can do. What is illegal is executing a man after you’ve taken his gun and he poses no immediate threat. It was murder plain and simple.
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Carrying a gun is not illegal and in fact, many would say it’s the most patriotic thing you can do. What is illegal is executing a man after you’ve taken his gun and he poses no immediate threat. It was murder plain and simple.
When you’re ready, aim for the head Minnesota! They likely have bulletproof vests on.
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
When you’re ready, aim for the head Minnesota! They likely have bulletproof vests on.
It’s time to start shooting back Minnesota! You need an ice elimination unit of some like minded former military guys & just wipe out 3-4 platoons of the nazis patrolling the streets. You’re already in a police state!
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It’s time to start shooting back Minnesota! You need an ice elimination unit of some like minded former military guys & just wipe out 3-4 platoons of the nazis patrolling the streets. You’re already in a police state!
College football is a Saturday game. Why play the natty on a Monday night! Who’s staying up for this shit unless you’re a die hard fan of either school. Play that shit on Saturday night! I don’t care what nfl does!
January 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM
College football is a Saturday game. Why play the natty on a Monday night! Who’s staying up for this shit unless you’re a die hard fan of either school. Play that shit on Saturday night! I don’t care what nfl does!
How much one bullet could change the world rn! Ideally you’d need about 7-10 to really start the healing.
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
How much one bullet could change the world rn! Ideally you’d need about 7-10 to really start the healing.
I’m a music guy, in that I love it! All kinds too! I’d rather not listen to music than listen to modern bro country!
January 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I’m a music guy, in that I love it! All kinds too! I’d rather not listen to music than listen to modern bro country!
Happy 1/6! There should still be blood stains on the floor of the Capitol building from where the capitol police did their jobs properly against the insurrection!
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Happy 1/6! There should still be blood stains on the floor of the Capitol building from where the capitol police did their jobs properly against the insurrection!
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Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.
I’m ready to go back to work. I’ve had 15 days off (minus 4hr of voluntary work stuff) & in that time I can recall 2hrs of time spent doing something I decided I wanted to do & enjoy. That’s .005%.
January 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I’m ready to go back to work. I’ve had 15 days off (minus 4hr of voluntary work stuff) & in that time I can recall 2hrs of time spent doing something I decided I wanted to do & enjoy. That’s .005%.
If you can’t understand why restaurants are struggling; dinner for 2 the other nigh- Me:2beers a very mediocre sandwich w/fries. (Also truffle Fries as an app (🤷🏻♂️). Her: flatbread pizza type thing & cocktail. $72(with tip) . That’s maybe $40 worth of food & tip.
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
If you can’t understand why restaurants are struggling; dinner for 2 the other nigh- Me:2beers a very mediocre sandwich w/fries. (Also truffle Fries as an app (🤷🏻♂️). Her: flatbread pizza type thing & cocktail. $72(with tip) . That’s maybe $40 worth of food & tip.
The scariest of Sunday scaries!
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
The scariest of Sunday scaries!
Anyone notice an uptick in unmarked piggy cruisers? They can kiss my white ass if they think I’m pulling over for an unmarked vehicle with flashing lights! 🐷🐽🚔👮♂️
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Anyone notice an uptick in unmarked piggy cruisers? They can kiss my white ass if they think I’m pulling over for an unmarked vehicle with flashing lights! 🐷🐽🚔👮♂️
Gotta love to see Bama & Ohio State both get pummeled in cfb playoffs.
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Gotta love to see Bama & Ohio State both get pummeled in cfb playoffs.
Hungry hungry hippos is seconds of fun!
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Hungry hungry hippos is seconds of fun!
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Just got visited by a spirit. Thankfully it won’t happen two more times tonight.
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Just got visited by a spirit. Thankfully it won’t happen two more times tonight.
Snowmangina
December 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Snowmangina
I’ve been home/off work for 5 days & haven’t done 1 thing I’d like to do!
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’ve been home/off work for 5 days & haven’t done 1 thing I’d like to do!
You know what I find extremely funny? How few of those stupid fucking dumpster-ass-looking cyber trucks you see. I can’t remember the last time I saw one!
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You know what I find extremely funny? How few of those stupid fucking dumpster-ass-looking cyber trucks you see. I can’t remember the last time I saw one!
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He called ICE on a living nativity
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
He called ICE on a living nativity
What kind of fucking empty loser idolizes a millionaire or billionaire
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What kind of fucking empty loser idolizes a millionaire or billionaire
Old school! Also, just old & cool!
December 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Old school! Also, just old & cool!