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Robin G., comedy nerd. Los Angeles from NYC
aspecialthing, MSTie, Max Funster, Bumper, Tuppie, Dynasty Darling, Mythical Beast, Piss Pig 👩🏻🦰
aspecialthing, MSTie, Max Funster, Bumper, Tuppie, Dynasty Darling, Mythical Beast, Piss Pig 👩🏻🦰
Even better than Johnny Depp, who some say is the best pirate that ever existed.
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Even better than Johnny Depp, who some say is the best pirate that ever existed.
He said it was the biggest tanker ever seized! You know. In the history of seizing various tankers.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
He said it was the biggest tanker ever seized! You know. In the history of seizing various tankers.
The president did not offer any detailed explanation for the move, saying only that it was seized “for very good reason.” Asked what would happen to the oil the tanker was transporting, Trump said, “We keep it, I guess.”
THIS INSIPID MORON.
THIS INSIPID MORON.
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The president did not offer any detailed explanation for the move, saying only that it was seized “for very good reason.” Asked what would happen to the oil the tanker was transporting, Trump said, “We keep it, I guess.”
THIS INSIPID MORON.
THIS INSIPID MORON.
“As you probably know we’ve just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela,” Trump said. “Large tanker, very large, largest one ever seized, actually.”
Fuck me running. He is such a pos loser who says THE SAME SHIT over and over. LArGeSt EvEr sEiZeD!!
Fuck me running. He is such a pos loser who says THE SAME SHIT over and over. LArGeSt EvEr sEiZeD!!
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“As you probably know we’ve just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela,” Trump said. “Large tanker, very large, largest one ever seized, actually.”
Fuck me running. He is such a pos loser who says THE SAME SHIT over and over. LArGeSt EvEr sEiZeD!!
Fuck me running. He is such a pos loser who says THE SAME SHIT over and over. LArGeSt EvEr sEiZeD!!
It would be cheaper to have universal healthcare. But that would mean that people that the racist voters don’t like would have medical, and they’d rather die than let that happen. Which is why people were on Covid death beds proud not to have gotten the vaxx. And how Trump happened. Twice.
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It would be cheaper to have universal healthcare. But that would mean that people that the racist voters don’t like would have medical, and they’d rather die than let that happen. Which is why people were on Covid death beds proud not to have gotten the vaxx. And how Trump happened. Twice.
There are too many people who don’t want to “pay for other people’s health care.” This is the lie they’ve been told. It’s communism. Don’t depend on the government. Bootstraps etc.
And the greed and stupidity of the American voter wins out.
And the greed and stupidity of the American voter wins out.
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There are too many people who don’t want to “pay for other people’s health care.” This is the lie they’ve been told. It’s communism. Don’t depend on the government. Bootstraps etc.
And the greed and stupidity of the American voter wins out.
And the greed and stupidity of the American voter wins out.
🪦 waiting for the day
December 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
🪦 waiting for the day
Your kids can make do with less chocolate malteds and hula hoops.
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Your kids can make do with less chocolate malteds and hula hoops.
An alternative to an extension is no fucking extension.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
An alternative to an extension is no fucking extension.
Oooh la dee da! Has the prodigal son returned?? How very interesting for literally no one ever.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oooh la dee da! Has the prodigal son returned?? How very interesting for literally no one ever.
Destroy ICE. By any means.
December 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Destroy ICE. By any means.
Let’s find out. 🚲 🌊
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Let’s find out. 🚲 🌊
Never reads. Cannot read.
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Never reads. Cannot read.
That is one massive toddler.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That is one massive toddler.
Beats me. I suppose the sculptors would say something if not?
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Beats me. I suppose the sculptors would say something if not?
He looks like he’s dying. Bro. It’s a pull-up. Christ.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
He looks like he’s dying. Bro. It’s a pull-up. Christ.
What is with this “look at me, daddy!” energy from grown men in this administration?
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What is with this “look at me, daddy!” energy from grown men in this administration?