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#weaponizedmelanin with a smile.
A smart Person in a place doing a GenX thing who believes #ReadingIsFundamental.
I identify as a threat [if you try me].
@notoriouspree.bsky.social I'm @Jenealien from TT...
January 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
And really, we are a multi culti society, so we recognize the difference between cultural language tics and patterns vs lazy speech, unfinished thoughts and phrases and unanswered questions.
"...uh...yeah...I guess" is NOT the way you end a sentence wherein YOU were explaining a topic.
Next!!!
January 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The resumes i get from people these days...
Can we bring back finishing schools and prep classes for everybody!!!
Also interview prep. Review, prepare, practice, get some couth about you, or borrow some.
You are not on the block talking to your homie.
Learn the art of the code switch.
January 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Also...at times I am frightened because even in some professions & fields, the focus of instruction is on meeting the metrics & not instilling the material in the students. Wash, rinse, repeat, & you have "professionals" out here not knowing the language of their discipline, only the layman's terms.
January 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"USPS Crew" is getting quite informal with its texts to customers by signing them off that with the above AND using shorthand like 'Ur' for your, etc.
Hmmmmm...could it be Gen Alpha is running USPS...or spam. 🤣🤣
January 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
And the waybshe colors the range, looks like I won't have to compromise the serious yellow undertone I have. I am not neutral or red. Those white people in the family tree come thru when they wanna.
December 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Went to try Ms. Fenty's foundation shades and sample what I thought should bring my color range and I looked like i had on blackface.
That's wonderful cuz that means that truly darker skinned women have real range. My ass moved to the middle-ish of the range, kinda.
December 22, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I am apparently a light dark-skinned woman.
I guess.

I've been darker than many of my friends, but now I seem to be fading?

That, or I'm just now, truly realizing that I have a "summer color" and a "winter color."
This has never been a thing with me before.
December 22, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Think Beyonce "Check Up On It" skirt with more hips and ass curve peeking. I was 12.
I remember cuz I LOVED that color on me and Road Runner (the cartoon). I fucking cried.
Thus began my journey.
I was in 6th grade. By June, grad from elementary, I was 36DD...dressed in frump, cuz of my shape.
December 22, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I remember the day my momma made me change out of my fave yellow Road Runner 'fit: the top had become cropped cuz my boobs pushed it up, and the skort became hella cheerleader-cheeks short cuz of my booty and hips.
Serena ass/thigh shape took over and that was it.
December 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Those Jordache, Sergio Valente, Levi 501 days when I was a kid?? Brooke Shields no hips, no ass reality was NOT mine, even at at 13/14.
I literally watched my hips flare as I moved through puberty.
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Because my hourglass finally came into vogue in my lifetime (for a little while), though we are slowly going back to stick-figure fashions, there is a consciousness of the shape...so I can still find high/er rise jeans/pants/trousers that accommodate this wagon I drag.
December 22, 2024 at 5:50 PM
This is the revelation that NOW their bodies are not made for the clothing.
Welcome to my life. While you struggle cuz you have "mom-bod" now...I've always had a grown woman shape [Big Girl Body, s/o to Eric Roberson] so I've always had the ass/thigh/kitty issue and learned to deal long ago.
December 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
It's the reading the reviews where they criticize or post photos of themselves looking awkward in a style. Truth be told, you likely looked awkward back then, too, it was just "age-approiate" (maybe) then. Now...you still don't have style/shape/charisma to pull it off and you look sad.
December 22, 2024 at 5:46 PM
It's "funny" af to see these middle/past middle-age women complaining of the clothing styles that have come back, as fashion does.They apparently have no memory. Find threat shit that worked, that you like back then, and make it work NOW. That's it. That's all. Everything STILL ain't for every body.
December 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I'm the handy, dandy, home depot chick...he can be the get the vehicles serviced, maintained hunny.
Everybody play yo part.

Me, the kids, my momma, my hunny, selected friends/framily, and Kdot: all I need. 😁

I deserve it all.
December 3, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Always wanted a man who would, without prompting, gas up & wash my car (get it washed).
I will NOT ask. If I have to ask, it's not the same.
I'm not a "seeker" I'm a do it myself-er.
He called me yesterday like, "Uh...what's that place you go for the good washes?"
December 3, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Clothing put away and rearrangement resulted in a try-on...and purge. Too big.
Smaller back. Smaller butt. Smaller hips.
We ain't skinny, but we are cutely shrinking.
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Conya Doss Stay

Craig T. Cooper Quality Time
November 24, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Taja Sevelle Love Is Contagious.

This is...music therapy day i guess.
November 24, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Reposted by SoulEyes and SoupCoolers
Npr is mostly listener funded. Frankly I hope they try so public media has a reason to stop with this both sides horseshit.
November 24, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Square dance rap Sir Mixalot prepared us for Old Town Road and Lil Nas X.
November 24, 2024 at 8:19 PM
White Turns to Grey by Bilal and Miles I Fall In Love Too Easily on the same Playlist.
*sigh*
Ipod love
November 24, 2024 at 8:14 PM
"...the white man fights wars and enslaves, all in God's name."
open.spotify.com/track/5HYdtV...
Shoot'n up and Gett'n High
Meshell Ndegeocello · Plantation Lullabies · Song · 1993
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Is this Marcus Miller on this bass?

youtu.be/BsyhPQvsKGM?...
Johnathan Butler Deliverance
YouTube video by Bathandwa's Jams
youtu.be
November 24, 2024 at 4:03 PM