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Someone accused me of plagiarism today.
Their words, not mine.
Their words, not mine.
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Someone accused me of plagiarism today.
Their words, not mine.
Their words, not mine.
What did the third wise man say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? “But wait, there’s myrrh!”
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
What did the third wise man say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense? “But wait, there’s myrrh!”
I was challenged by a Facebook friend to come up with anything the current president had done that I thought was good. I could only come up with his push for peace. But that’s been executed so badly it’s hard to support this.
Anyone have something positive that the current president has done?
Anyone have something positive that the current president has done?
December 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I was challenged by a Facebook friend to come up with anything the current president had done that I thought was good. I could only come up with his push for peace. But that’s been executed so badly it’s hard to support this.
Anyone have something positive that the current president has done?
Anyone have something positive that the current president has done?
Actually if you think about the vastness of space, and how enormous is our galaxy, and how tiny we are on this big old planet; I’m not really having that many cookies.
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Actually if you think about the vastness of space, and how enormous is our galaxy, and how tiny we are on this big old planet; I’m not really having that many cookies.
I’ve been looking at the statement yesterday from #toddlerPresident. And one way to read it is that #ToddlerPresident had Rob Reiner killed because he SAIC bad things about him. It’s almost like he confessed to murder.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’ve been looking at the statement yesterday from #toddlerPresident. And one way to read it is that #ToddlerPresident had Rob Reiner killed because he SAIC bad things about him. It’s almost like he confessed to murder.
If you don’t understand my sarcasm, you may be suffering from an irony deficiency.
December 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If you don’t understand my sarcasm, you may be suffering from an irony deficiency.
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can’t.
I’m an adult in the same way that a tomato is technically a fruit.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m an adult in the same way that a tomato is technically a fruit.
IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. It might take awhile to assemble.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
IKEA is now selling Christmas trees. It might take awhile to assemble.
Remember when a third of the White House was brutally destroyed by #ToddlerPresident with no warning? Seems like a small thing now when we are getting more details on the current murder spree happening in the Caribbean.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Remember when a third of the White House was brutally destroyed by #ToddlerPresident with no warning? Seems like a small thing now when we are getting more details on the current murder spree happening in the Caribbean.
My bank just gave me the best compliment. They called and told me my balance was outstanding!
I really needed that today.
I really needed that today.
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My bank just gave me the best compliment. They called and told me my balance was outstanding!
I really needed that today.
I really needed that today.
I used to teach origami. But I had to give it up, too much paperwork.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I used to teach origami. But I had to give it up, too much paperwork.
I meet a cashier with a name tag: Deja. I asked her if her last name was Vu. She said no, but she thinks she’s had this conversation before.
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I meet a cashier with a name tag: Deja. I asked her if her last name was Vu. She said no, but she thinks she’s had this conversation before.
Curtesy of the Onion
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Curtesy of the Onion
You might not be able to carry fuel, but Jerry can!
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You might not be able to carry fuel, but Jerry can!
Three days ago a bank robber made his escape on a sheep.
He’s still on the lam.
He’s still on the lam.
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Three days ago a bank robber made his escape on a sheep.
He’s still on the lam.
He’s still on the lam.
We need to stop calling this as a “peace deal” and start to call it what it is; a Ukrainian surrender!
www.nbcnews.com/world/ukrain...
www.nbcnews.com/world/ukrain...
Trump urges Ukraine to accept peace plan by Thanksgiving after Zelenskyy warns that Kyiv risks losing U.S. support
The White House wants Kyiv to sign off on a “framework” to end the war in Ukraine based upon the U.S.-crafted 28-point peace plan by Thursday, according to three U.S. officials.
www.nbcnews.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
We need to stop calling this as a “peace deal” and start to call it what it is; a Ukrainian surrender!
www.nbcnews.com/world/ukrain...
www.nbcnews.com/world/ukrain...
What the heck is this? A peace plan isn’t just give in to the other guy.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Ukraine peace plan: Zelenskyy working with U.S. on Trump-Russia proposal
The White House wants Kyiv to sign off on a “framework” to end the war in Ukraine based upon the U.S.-crafted 28-point peace plan by Thursday, according to three U.S. officials.
www.nbcnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
What the heck is this? A peace plan isn’t just give in to the other guy.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
I’m addicted to seeing 80’s tribute bands. I hope to find the Cure soon.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I’m addicted to seeing 80’s tribute bands. I hope to find the Cure soon.
