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Super fun to go into a hardware store and ask for something, then tell the young, probably maggoty, twerp that it's too small. 😆
May 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Super fun to go into a hardware store and ask for something, then tell the young, probably maggoty, twerp that it's too small. 😆
How could one explain to a cheerful young doc that it's depressing just trying to answer their question about where you find joy?
April 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How could one explain to a cheerful young doc that it's depressing just trying to answer their question about where you find joy?
When you walk into the doctor's waiting room and find the two twerps (easily in their 60s, but not together), who were very aggressive in the parking lot, out of breath and just settling into their seats.
April 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
When you walk into the doctor's waiting room and find the two twerps (easily in their 60s, but not together), who were very aggressive in the parking lot, out of breath and just settling into their seats.
I wonder which musical acts would become part of the Palestine version of Sun City. Who will step up as the next Steven Van Zandt? Guaranteed there will be resorts and entertainment venues built on that stolen land. #suncity #littlesteven
March 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I wonder which musical acts would become part of the Palestine version of Sun City. Who will step up as the next Steven Van Zandt? Guaranteed there will be resorts and entertainment venues built on that stolen land. #suncity #littlesteven
Rolling up to a public library blasting George Harrison's cover of Got My Mind Set On You (via radio!?) is peak me.
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Rolling up to a public library blasting George Harrison's cover of Got My Mind Set On You (via radio!?) is peak me.
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I am praying to the gods of Ketamine and cholesterol. 🙏🙏🙏
February 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I am praying to the gods of Ketamine and cholesterol. 🙏🙏🙏
Deep thought - Ryan Stiles and Patrick Swayze should have been brothers in a comedy movie. What could have been.
March 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Deep thought - Ryan Stiles and Patrick Swayze should have been brothers in a comedy movie. What could have been.
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I never feel more "Eastern European" than when I'm describing my maladies to a waspy doctor.
February 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I never feel more "Eastern European" than when I'm describing my maladies to a waspy doctor.
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“The secret of life is there are no big whoops, just a series of small agonizing whoops.”
Ain’t that the truth, Linda Richman.
#snl50
Ain’t that the truth, Linda Richman.
#snl50
a woman in a purple sweater and sunglasses is sitting in a chair .
ALT: a woman in a purple sweater and sunglasses is sitting in a chair .
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February 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“The secret of life is there are no big whoops, just a series of small agonizing whoops.”
Ain’t that the truth, Linda Richman.
#snl50
Ain’t that the truth, Linda Richman.
#snl50
Ugh what pact with the devil was made with Miley also always being involved in SNL specials? Also leave Prince the hell alone you walking vape pen. #snl50
February 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Ugh what pact with the devil was made with Miley also always being involved in SNL specials? Also leave Prince the hell alone you walking vape pen. #snl50