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smarxy baby

@smarxy.bsky.social

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internet phantasm, exhausted communist, weed smoker, correct politics haver

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smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2h

this guy is trying to so hard to be Obama 2 and he doesn't even realize most people have soured so hard on that guy lmao

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 19h

all these dozens of shop simulator/management games and literally none have like half the mojo Recettear did, still chasing that hit

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 19h

i need a 25 minute version of this

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🦌 > 800🍔 @flammtay.bsky.social · 22h

How ADHD people see the world:

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Quake (Erin) @quakeroc.bsky.social · 22h

a negative buddha telling you bad things

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 21h

alright, that's enough 2025 for me

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 1d

Frog got a ladder. He put the box up on a high shelf. “There,” said Frog. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”

“But we can climb the ladder and take the box down from the shelf and cut the string and open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

Frog climbs a ladder and hides the cookies high on a shelf.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 1d

"hmm, we don't have a smol bag of sour cream and onion chips, send this person a giant party size bag of tostitos scoops" ~ doordash, for some reason?????

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 1d

I've been called someone's "favorite" so many times now I'm starting to think i have some kind of pheromone or something, i just run for the hills making wacky cartoon sounds as my legs wind up

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

I would do anything to not descend into fascism...🎶
🎶 -but I won't do that 🎶

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

this is doing massive damage to my aura

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

do not be deceived by marketing tricks indicating that there were gameboy sequels!

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

gunna tell my grandkids this was Run The Jewels

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

I'd do unspeakable things for a big bag of chocolate covered pretzels right about now

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

lol, important rich white adult people shattered like tempered glass when confronted with the unfiltered stream of contempt the public has for them via mass social media and now we have to joker laugh on the interrogation room floor while they kick our liver to death

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

she's going to be the one, the mod who takes on 5000 users and wins

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 2d

nah

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 3d

I slid one in under the wire and it nearly killed me and now I just want to read easily digestible books and contemplate things until the grave

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 3d

god damn. sinner's road in silksong is like an order of magnitude more difficult than most of the game before it

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 3d

anyone else freak out when they first saw this bad boy

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 3d

eh it ain't going anywhere

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Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 3d

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

smarxy baby @smarxy.bsky.social · 3d

go birds