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An inadequate show-off of awkwardian proportions.
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Mathematicians get their kicks on 8.1240384
August 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Mathematicians get their kicks on 8.1240384
"to cut a long story short" has actually lengthened the time it will take to complete your tedious anecdote.
July 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"to cut a long story short" has actually lengthened the time it will take to complete your tedious anecdote.
"You're gambling with the lives of millions of people.…You're gambling with World War Three"
June 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"You're gambling with the lives of millions of people.…You're gambling with World War Three"
Question time tonight. I thought it went quite well. Examples of positive masculinity were there, right there, on the panel. Well done people.
June 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Question time tonight. I thought it went quite well. Examples of positive masculinity were there, right there, on the panel. Well done people.
It has been 210 years since the Battle of Waterloo. Records indicate that Arthur Wellesley, The Duke of Wellington, had no idea he had masterminded the inspiration behind ABBA's start on the path to worldwide fame.
June 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It has been 210 years since the Battle of Waterloo. Records indicate that Arthur Wellesley, The Duke of Wellington, had no idea he had masterminded the inspiration behind ABBA's start on the path to worldwide fame.
If you've finished watching Andor, then I beg you to watch Rogue One. Then begin A New Hope. It just makes everything brilliant. #StarWars Cassian's and Jyn's life loss is worth it.
#GalenErso
#GalenErso
June 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you've finished watching Andor, then I beg you to watch Rogue One. Then begin A New Hope. It just makes everything brilliant. #StarWars Cassian's and Jyn's life loss is worth it.
#GalenErso
#GalenErso
Upgrade to Windows 11 and lose the ability to use chosen recording software? I think not, old chum.
June 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Upgrade to Windows 11 and lose the ability to use chosen recording software? I think not, old chum.
He's got the whole world
In his glands
That's gotta hurt
In his glands
That's gotta hurt
May 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
He's got the whole world
In his glands
That's gotta hurt
In his glands
That's gotta hurt
Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex. Woke up this morning with a huge correction.
January 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex. Woke up this morning with a huge correction.
My Greek mythology knowledge has never been one of my strong points. It's my Achilles elbow.
January 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My Greek mythology knowledge has never been one of my strong points. It's my Achilles elbow.
Delete all the German names off your phone if you want it to be Hans free.
January 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Delete all the German names off your phone if you want it to be Hans free.
However difficult the task in front of you seems to be just remember these words: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
#motivational #starwars
#motivational #starwars
December 28, 2024 at 11:23 PM
However difficult the task in front of you seems to be just remember these words: It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.
#motivational #starwars
#motivational #starwars
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the floor.
#laundry #bathroom #BloodyKids
#laundry #bathroom #BloodyKids
December 28, 2024 at 3:32 AM
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the floor.
#laundry #bathroom #BloodyKids
#laundry #bathroom #BloodyKids
It's official: Quality Street's quality has deteriorated. Roses next year?
December 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
It's official: Quality Street's quality has deteriorated. Roses next year?
My suit-maker doesn't hang about.
Tailor swift.
Tailor swift.
December 17, 2024 at 3:06 PM
My suit-maker doesn't hang about.
Tailor swift.
Tailor swift.
Angie, Tara, Helen and Doris
These are a few of my favourite flings.
These are a few of my favourite flings.
November 29, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Angie, Tara, Helen and Doris
These are a few of my favourite flings.
These are a few of my favourite flings.
On our first date, my wife wore these massive gloves. That's when I knew she was a keeper.
November 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM
On our first date, my wife wore these massive gloves. That's when I knew she was a keeper.
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25² is 625.
Shove that in your pencil case and zip it.
Shove that in your pencil case and zip it.
November 26, 2024 at 10:08 AM
25² is 625.
Shove that in your pencil case and zip it.
Shove that in your pencil case and zip it.
Personally, I would have given the horse a name BEFORE I'd been through the desert on it.
And I would have taken an umbrella.
And I would have taken an umbrella.
November 24, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Personally, I would have given the horse a name BEFORE I'd been through the desert on it.
And I would have taken an umbrella.
And I would have taken an umbrella.
Going out into the Jaws of Storm Bert?
I think you're gonna need a bigger coat.
I think you're gonna need a bigger coat.
November 24, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Going out into the Jaws of Storm Bert?
I think you're gonna need a bigger coat.
I think you're gonna need a bigger coat.
But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters
November 22, 2024 at 3:57 PM
But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters