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smbaker.bsky.social
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@smbaker.bsky.social
Just another guy. I have opinions and I'm grumpy about them.
Here's a few:
Support for trans people is non-negotiable.
Putting Universes Beyond cards in regular decks is wrong.
My naughty puppy is cuter then your good puppy.
Wow. Its multiple times harder to make a map this bad compared to just using an accurate one, which are available pretty much everywhere.
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
They aren't. They are infuriating.
December 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You know he's going to. The Dems refuse to learn any lesson that they didn't already want to know.
December 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Golgari goblins?
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If you have a 5-mana commander, yes. If you have a 4-mana non-landfall commander, maybe.
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I ran that in AI mode 5 times and got wildly different and bizarre results. I probably killed two baby penguins doing it, but at least I'm more confident in my smug opinion that AI hype is bullcrap.
October 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I don't know about that, but I do know they were programmed to make loud noises at night for 20 minutes if you came anywhere near one on the floor in the dark on your way to the bathroom.

That and this absolute menace without an off switch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep07...
MikaPas Toys Bobby Q The Magic Talking Grill 2021!
YouTube video by Mikayla Pasteris
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's not even "if it upsets the mob". He directed the Justice Department to consider all cases of flag burning as incitement to riot, no matter the circumstances.

Any court is sure to throw it out eventually, but the whole point is to be able to arrest and jail people for speech they don't like.
October 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can't be that comfortably.
September 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cause I'm getting fatter.
September 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You sound like a crazy person. Are you a crazy person? You sound like one.
September 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I like Reddit, because if I want to talk about politics, I can talk about politics. Or sports. Or movies. Or games. Or whatever.

I like BlueSky, but if I want to talk about sports or movies or games, still all I see is politics.
September 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh hey, look! It's the *actual* government censorship that Elon and is band of merry idiots have been harping about all this time! I'm sure that our favorite free speech absolutist will call this out immediately!
September 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I wish Jerry Jones would fire Jerey Jones. That would be his smartest move in a decade.
August 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Well, I did. So there's that.
August 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is the practice run for people you do care about.
August 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Does this count? I think this counts.
August 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
AR is clearly not a sit and learn guy. He needs to be playing. Or just cut him now because what's the point of having a project QB you aren't going to try to develop? Make room for another player who will play.
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
What's the point of having a project on the roster if you don't play him to get experience?
August 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You are absolutely not missing out on anything.
August 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM