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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 2d

We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

❄️❄️❄️

Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 2d

My mum says that’s fake

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 2d

Source, member opposite?

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah 🫎🫎🫎

Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 3d

🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 2d

Fake news

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

Nous investissons dans la crise du logement.

Nous construisons des igloos modulaires, donne des milliers de bons emplois de construction, ont les expédions vers le nord et les installons au Nunavut.

Ont bâti Canada plus froid, une igloo par fois.

Autorisé par l’agent officiel de S.M. Bélanger.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

We’re investing in solving the housing crisis.

We are building modular igloos, granting thousands of good blue-collar jobs, shipping them up north, and installing them in Nunavut!

Making Canada a cooler place to live in. One igloo at a time.

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Callum McKinnon @callummpsp.bsky.social · 5d

Common-sense public safety policy from your local chilled-out, down-to-earth Polar Party representatives. Let's get this energy into the House of Commons!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

Nous investissons en notre force de Police.

Permanent, toutes les arrestations de la police ne seront plus juridiquement légal sans crier « GEL! » aux criminels.

Ont vas fair notre belle pays de Canada plus sécuritaire et plus cool. 🧊🧊🧊🧊

Autorisé par l’agent officiel de S.M. Bélanger.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

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Hon. Ahmad Masad, MP. PPC. @ahmadmasad.bsky.social · 7d

This video of the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social leader just revealed he’s been with the Dark Side all along…. But don’t worry Canadians, @romeompsp.bsky.social quickly uncovered this and is taking wintry action! #PPC❄️

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Absolute gold. Now do it with AI.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Ya I would

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Affordable igloos for all! It’s a simple goal that will solve the housing crisis for all us snow Mexicans!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Even still I don’t watch much.
You know a great show I recommend? Curb Your Enthusiasm with the legendary Larry David!

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

We house the people who need it most. We are investing in the future of snow!

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Star Trek is better than movies that are engineered to fall asleep to.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Only one yapping is C3PO over here

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

lol

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

AI 😡😆😂

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social — are you running to be Prime Minister in 🇨🇦 ? Or for a role in the UN 🇺🇳 ?
•••
@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social — vous voulez être Premier Ministre au 🇨🇦 ? Ou un rôle aux NU 🇺🇳 ?

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Building here in our nation’s Capital. Shipping them up north to the folks who need it most!

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 10d

Build, Baby, Build. 🇨🇦 A Polar Government will create a new Build Canada Igloos agency that will build affordable Igloos at scale.
❄️🛖❄️
Bâtissons, Bébé, Bâtissons. 🇨🇦 Un gouvernement Polaire créera une nouvelle agence Igloos Canada, qui bâtira des igloos abordables à grande échelle.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
—
L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 12d

Who’s Ready to Make Canada the Coolest Country in the World? ❄️🇨🇦

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Hon. Winter Yang PC OC MP @summeryang.bsky.social · 15d

To align with our vision for a true Northern Confederation and to honor the Permanent Winter Parliamentary Schedule, I've officially changed my name from "Summer" to Winter. My commitment to a cool Canada is no joke. Let's make every day a snow day! @polarmpsp.bsky.social

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