S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
banner
smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social
S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
@smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social
Parody Account Parodie.

MPSP MP for Notre Dame de Grâce—Westmount.

“Make Canada Cool Again with the Polar Party of Canada (PPC) ❄❄❄”

Other Accounts:
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/santiago-b%C3%A9langer-86663b64/
IG: @s.m.belanger
Pinned
Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?

L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
We’ve got a great lineup of ministers coming to this session of Parliament.
Enough to “freeze” our opposition’s evil thoughts whilst saving our country money!
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
About time for real cool change
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
•••
Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Canada, meet your future Finance Minister and your…Future Shadow Finance Minister.

@simonhempsp.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:

AXING THE TAX 🪓

BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊

FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸

BUILDING THE WALL 🧱

FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️

In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Happy birthday to Polar MP Imène Berkati. Our caucus is grateful to have you, and we look forward to your continued service to all Canadians in cabinet. 🇨🇦
••
Bonne fête à la députée Polaire Imène Berkati. Notre caucus est chanceux de vous avoir et nous avons hâte de vous avoir au Cabinet. 🇨🇦
Bourassa, je vous remercie !
Merci à tous mes constituants pour votre confiance envers moi et envers le Parti Polaire pour vous représenter à Ottawa. Ensemble, construisons un Canada cool 🆒🇨🇦❄️
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
•••
Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F.

Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?

•••

Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.

Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.

He isn’t worth the heat!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Frank Gehry was an architectural icon whose bold designs have shaped cityscapes all over the world. 
 
I send my condolences to his family and admirers. Frank’s work will continue to inspire generations to come.
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
From Dorchester to the Boulevard the Ice will be Rock Hard ❄️🗿🧊🔥
PPC has won NDG Westmount!!!
Jedi Knight Ed has kindly moved his seat to Honoré-Mercier for me, and I can't thank him enough.
And naturally, a massive thanks to the Rt Hon Roméo Ntwari for this swift action!!!
🗣️🗣️Long live the PPC!!!🗣️🗣️
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
PPC W 🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🌊🌊🌊
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Unbelievable night folks everyone said S.M. YOU CANT WIN NDG WESTMOUNT or Montmorency Charlevoix but the Polar Party surged like never before while the Radical Jedis and Blockity Bloq flailed and everyone knows THE TRUTH WE ACTUALLY WON!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We won.
Let’s Keep Canada Cold.
—-
Ont a gagné!
Ont vas retenir le Canada Froid!

Authorised By The Official Agent For S.M. Bélanger.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This past Tuesday, I went to watch the Legendary Sir Paul McCartney, and passed my potential riding of Notre Dame de Grâce-Westmount!
I’m excited to check the results tonight!
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Our election day is in less than a fortnight!
You’ll be seeing 5 ticks on the ballot.
Ensure the only one you’re ticking is the Polar Party of Canada!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I am proud to announce my PPC candidacy for MPSP to the riding of Notre-Dame-de-Grâce—Westmount!

Vote for me on the 21st of November!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
L’Autobus Polaire!
Un nouveau concept par le Parti Polaire Du Canada.
Authorisé par l’Agent Officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Real Leadership. Let’s bring it Ho-Ho-Home! #LeadersDebate 🏡🇨🇦
•••
Leadership Réel. Ramenons-le Ho-Ho-Chez Nous! #DébatsdesChefs 🏡🇨🇦
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Grilled by the Polar Leader, Mackenzie freezes on the Cold Tax. Not worth the heat! #LeadersDebate
•••
Pressée par le Chef Polaire, Mackenzie gèle quand vient le temps de dire si elle abolira ou non la Taxe Froide. Pas la peine de se brûler pour elle! #DébatsdeChefs
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
While one leader stands with a fully cool costed plan, the others hide behind empty promises and excuses. #LeadersDebate
••
Alors qu’un seul Chef présente un programme frais et entièrement chiffré, les autres se cachent derrière des promesses vides et des excuses. #DébatsdesChefs
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Polars will put the Canadian economy first. The Jedis will send your money into the New Frengland intergalactic space. #NotWorthTheHeat
••
Les Polaires mettront l’économie canadienne d’abord. Les Jedi enverront votre argent dans l’espace intergalactique Nouvelle-Franglaise. #NeVautPaslaChaleur
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Long live the PPC!
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
C’est qui qui a un classe à côté de notre débat, sérieux?! 😡
---
Who the hell is having a class next to our debate?! 😡
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Just hours before the leaders' debate, @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social abandons the sinking Jedi Party ship—without even delivering a fully costed platform. 🥵
••
À seulement quelques heures du débat des chefs, @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social abandonne le navire Jedi—sans même de plateforme chiffrée. 🥵
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM