Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P
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Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P
@trevyng.bsky.social
Jedi Party - Master
Shadow Minister of the Banking Clans: Finance

Member of Parliament for Regina-Qu’Appelle
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Master Trevor Ng - KNIGHT of the Jedi Order
Thank you to the Hon. Andrew Scheer for your Christmas greetings!

I will ensure to hold the government accountable as you did in your sitting days in MPSP99 and before!
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Today, the Ontario Public Service Employees Union notified me that all my data has been breached, and my credit score is a flat 139.

To Prime Minister Ntwari (i don’t know who your Labour minister is) @polarmpsp.bsky.social:

What the hell is your problem

Get bro out the unions pocket. Pronto
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I extend my sincere congratulations to my colleague on his appointment to the Ministry of Sport!

I see strong interpartisan collaborations in the future on securing the Jedi promise of recognizing podracing as one of Canada’s national sports
I’m Honoured to be appointed Minister of Hockey & Sports for the Polar Party. Together, we’ll restore hockey to our great nation. 🏒🇨🇦

Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Minister Roche, I aspire to become a great veteran Parliamentarian like you!

I hope one day to inherit your post as Finance Minister.

Best,

Trevor
Another fallacious post… Jedis are just spreading rage bait instead of working for constituents 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️
I commend Missing Man Romeo for picking such hardworking Ministers to fill his Cabinet with. Very humble as well!

Minister Roche, while not nearly as adorable as me, will have a respectable term as Minister of Finance and National Revenue!

Minister He is PM material (as in, he is bad for Canada)
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I commend Missing Man Romeo for picking such hardworking Ministers to fill his Cabinet with. Very humble as well!

Minister Roche, while not nearly as adorable as me, will have a respectable term as Minister of Finance and National Revenue!

Minister He is PM material (as in, he is bad for Canada)
The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
A FREUDIAN SLIP FROM @romeompsp.bsky.social ?

Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!

Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am in the middle of carrying a constituent’s casework about to close it out, and my blazer-less spouse brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I double sign my signature for their name change.

So how is your day going?
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A FREUDIAN SLIP FROM @romeompsp.bsky.social ?

Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!

Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
December 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P
Nothing like some bipartisan cooperation with the Hon. @kaitlinma.bsky.social’s photography in showing how MUCH I FUCKING LOVE FINANCE!!!RAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

When I was in high school, I tried applying for Telfer. They rejected me under the pretenses I had “too much sauce” and “counted all the beans”
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Nothing like some bipartisan cooperation with the Hon. @kaitlinma.bsky.social’s photography in showing how MUCH I FUCKING LOVE FINANCE!!!RAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

When I was in high school, I tried applying for Telfer. They rejected me under the pretenses I had “too much sauce” and “counted all the beans”
December 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Genuinely just dreamed the Rt. Hon. @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social liked one of my posts. I’m too deep in this MPSP man
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Jedi are now winning with young people, with workers and with new Canadians. I support @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social 100% and we need her as PM to save our country. 🇨🇦
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fake news, doctored quote, bro just made shit up!

In the words of The Apprentice’s host and Home Alone star (he doesn’t do anything else),
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Simple steak holder engagement! Me and MP Ly are unapologetic about hearing out independent experts from the Christie-Khanjin Institute.

Let’s talk about the PPC caucus. The only noise I hear is from Ntwari and He, with their caucus mindlessly liking them, too scared of speaking up for themselves!
Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’ve obtained an exclusive copy of the PPC seating plan, and it looks like Missing Man Ntwari is cozied up with his sidekick Last Name for the second year in a row.

MP LAST NAME has not made a SINGLE VOTE for his 268 YEARS since he was first elected!

He also hogs like 40 chairs every year.
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
>FCGmA

That’s right. I collect and study rocks when I’m not engaged in Parliamentary business.
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dear MPSP Claus,

I want a dozen new suit pockets or new House chairs that don’t rip them to shreds

Love,

Trevor Ng, MStJ MP BSocSc BA FCGmA AFNI CTC
December 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
THIS. PROVES. EVERYTHING.

This insightful response answers the question of “Who is the real finance minister?”
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P
lol. He offered me Finance Minister too. Looks like, Simon wasn’t even the number 2 choice.
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Output invalid. Gork is telling me Gemini is the superior LLM model
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P
Consult the graphic, kindly:
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@romeompsp.bsky.social BREAKS S. 2 of the Charter by DELETING my posts on Bluesky!

Freedom of expression, the Charter, and by extension Official Langauge rights are a joke to the PM.

Democracy dies in darkness.
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I know you’re speaking lies for fun, as you said it yourself that you loved my work on sitting days!

In fact, you wanted me as your minister of finance and settled for “Second-best Simon” after I stayed loyal to Mackenzie!
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Looking past the talented MPs @caelinmayhew.bsky.social and @justinmpsp.bsky.social, notice anything? Or perhaps, anything missing?

Where is the MISSING MAN @romeompsp.bsky.social?

He is certainly NOT in his seat. There is nothing better than representing constituents.

What was he doing?
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM