MP Evan Roche
@evanroche.bsky.social
• Député // MP : Kanata
• Parti Polaire du Canada // Polar Party of Canada
• Proud Advocate for #FreeTradeFrengland
• MPSP Parody Account
• Parti Polaire du Canada // Polar Party of Canada
• Proud Advocate for #FreeTradeFrengland
• MPSP Parody Account
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
A storm is brewing in parliament, a winter brainstorm. Stay tuned for upcoming policy announcement from the coolest party in parliament
New exiting innovation is coming our way ❄️❄️🥶
##ViveleFroid
New exiting innovation is coming our way ❄️❄️🥶
##ViveleFroid
winnie the pooh is playing in the snow with a christmas tree in his hand
ALT: winnie the pooh is playing in the snow with a christmas tree in his hand
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December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A storm is brewing in parliament, a winter brainstorm. Stay tuned for upcoming policy announcement from the coolest party in parliament
New exiting innovation is coming our way ❄️❄️🥶
##ViveleFroid
New exiting innovation is coming our way ❄️❄️🥶
##ViveleFroid
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
Canadians, I will not let you down. Let’s work toward #FreeTradeFrengland , together.
@evanroche.bsky.social is getting it done. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Canadians, I will not let you down. Let’s work toward #FreeTradeFrengland , together.
Canadians, PM Ntwari and I have your back. We will be your voice on the international stage, and you can count on us to finally lower trade barriers with New Frengland. Let’s make #FreeTradeFrengland a reality!
Canadians gave us a mandate to rebuild our relationship with New Frengland after years of Preschool-Jedi’s mismanagement on the world stage.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Canadians, PM Ntwari and I have your back. We will be your voice on the international stage, and you can count on us to finally lower trade barriers with New Frengland. Let’s make #FreeTradeFrengland a reality!
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Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
About time for real cool change
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
About time for real cool change
Another fallacious post… Jedis are just spreading rage bait instead of working for constituents 🙅♂️🙅♂️
I commend Missing Man Romeo for picking such hardworking Ministers to fill his Cabinet with. Very humble as well!
Minister Roche, while not nearly as adorable as me, will have a respectable term as Minister of Finance and National Revenue!
Minister He is PM material (as in, he is bad for Canada)
Minister Roche, while not nearly as adorable as me, will have a respectable term as Minister of Finance and National Revenue!
Minister He is PM material (as in, he is bad for Canada)
The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Another fallacious post… Jedis are just spreading rage bait instead of working for constituents 🙅♂️🙅♂️
The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
A FREUDIAN SLIP FROM @romeompsp.bsky.social ?
Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!
Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!
Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F.
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F.
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
The Jedi mind tricks will not work on the hard working people of Canada. Our party is moving forward with our plans come January and no amount of jedi mind tricks will prevent us from making Canada Cold Again! #ViveleFroid
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Jedi mind tricks will not work on the hard working people of Canada. Our party is moving forward with our plans come January and no amount of jedi mind tricks will prevent us from making Canada Cold Again! #ViveleFroid
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AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Glad to see a Jedi member finally acknowledge that New Frengland is a real threat.
Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.
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Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.
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Me and the ever-independent @brandonlympsp.bsky.social in a bipartisan meeting with two international governance consultants discussing how to deal with the New Frengland threat. They are currently wanted by Belgium for tipping 14.9% on the bill.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Glad to see a Jedi member finally acknowledge that New Frengland is a real threat.
Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.
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Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity.
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Reposted by MP Evan Roche
As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
As we promised! Happy December, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
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Comme on l’avait promis! Joyeux Décembre, Canada.
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
I would like the Opposition to know that I do IN-FACT own an air fryer and won’t accept these baseless lies
But do you know what I have and they don’t?
An actual degree in Economics
A plan for our country
Motion
Not being in the Sith files and able to be in proximity of young Padawan academies
But do you know what I have and they don’t?
An actual degree in Economics
A plan for our country
Motion
Not being in the Sith files and able to be in proximity of young Padawan academies
Another member of the Laurentian elite expected to represent everyday Canadians.
As a simple goy from the Prairies, you can expect me to stand up for the little guy against people educated by the New Frenglish.
Additionally, Minister He does not own an air fryer.
As a simple goy from the Prairies, you can expect me to stand up for the little guy against people educated by the New Frenglish.
Additionally, Minister He does not own an air fryer.
Canada, meet your future Finance Minister and your…Future Shadow Finance Minister.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I would like the Opposition to know that I do IN-FACT own an air fryer and won’t accept these baseless lies
But do you know what I have and they don’t?
An actual degree in Economics
A plan for our country
Motion
Not being in the Sith files and able to be in proximity of young Padawan academies
But do you know what I have and they don’t?
An actual degree in Economics
A plan for our country
Motion
Not being in the Sith files and able to be in proximity of young Padawan academies
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
We won.
Let’s Keep Canada Cold.
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Ont a gagné!
Ont vas retenir le Canada Froid!
Authorised By The Official Agent For S.M. Bélanger.
Let’s Keep Canada Cold.
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Ont a gagné!
Ont vas retenir le Canada Froid!
Authorised By The Official Agent For S.M. Bélanger.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
We won.
Let’s Keep Canada Cold.
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Ont a gagné!
Ont vas retenir le Canada Froid!
Authorised By The Official Agent For S.M. Bélanger.
Let’s Keep Canada Cold.
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Ont a gagné!
Ont vas retenir le Canada Froid!
Authorised By The Official Agent For S.M. Bélanger.
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Thank you to all of my constituents. Thank you to my team and volunteers who made it all possible. The Canadian people have given Team Roméo and the PPC a strong mandate to lead Canada through this new Ice Age. #ViveleFroid @polarmpsp.bsky.social
@romeompsp.bsky.social
@romeompsp.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Thank you to all of my constituents. Thank you to my team and volunteers who made it all possible. The Canadian people have given Team Roméo and the PPC a strong mandate to lead Canada through this new Ice Age. #ViveleFroid @polarmpsp.bsky.social
@romeompsp.bsky.social
@romeompsp.bsky.social
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
WE DID IT!!! Thank you so much to my constituents for voting me in and I promise to promote polar values in parliament 🙏
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
WE DID IT!!! Thank you so much to my constituents for voting me in and I promise to promote polar values in parliament 🙏