Canada’s new government is building affordable Igloos and Lego Homes at a rapid scale never seen before. 🏗️🇨🇦
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Le nouveau gouvernement Canadien construit des Maisons Igloos et Lego à une rapidité jamais vue auparavant. 🏗️🇨🇦

It is with great honour and humility that I announce that I have been selected to be Canada's new Minister of Cold Innovation and AI. My ministry is hard at work creating new policy ideas to present to the House in january and we couldn't be more exited to get to work.

#ViveleFroid

A storm is brewing in parliament, a winter brainstorm. Stay tuned for upcoming policy announcement from the coolest party in parliament

New exiting innovation is coming our way ❄️❄️🥶

##ViveleFroid

I’m Honoured to be appointed Minister of Hockey & Sports for the Polar Party. Together, we’ll restore hockey to our great nation. 🏒🇨🇦

Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.

Canadians, I will not let you down. Let’s work toward #FreeTradeFrengland , together.

A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.

The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.

He isn’t worth the heat!

This is the first time an official opposition is THIS FAAAAAR (-50) behind the governing party. You’ve achieved the worst score any Opposition Leader has had in 25 years of MPSP while I achieved the biggest as PM.

Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.

Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:

AXING THE TAX 🪓

BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊

FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸

BUILDING THE WALL 🧱

FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️

In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do

The Jedi mind tricks will not work on the hard working people of Canada. Our party is moving forward with our plans come January and no amount of jedi mind tricks will prevent us from making Canada Cold Again! #ViveleFroid

AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

If anything, I’ll make you the minister of AI because that’s AI right there…

My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.

GG @Rchangmpsp.bsky.social has been found GUILTY of Preschool–Jedi partisanship.

Polars are calling on him to publicly apologize for challenging our historic 114-seat victory and to invite us to form the Cabinet immediately — or step down.

Sign here: fire-partisan-GG-RyanChang.ca

SAVE THE DATE — our new Polar cabinet will be sworn in on January 11! We’re ready to build #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦

#ViveleFroid So proud to be apart of this team.

Thank you to all of my constituents. Thank you to my team and volunteers who made it all possible. The Canadian people have given Team Roméo and the PPC a strong mandate to lead Canada through this new Ice Age. #ViveleFroid @polarmpsp.bsky.social
@romeompsp.bsky.social

We need to get our economy on the road to recovery. Vote Polar✅
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Il est temps de remettre notre économie sur la bonne voie. Votez Polaire✅

Polls are now open all across Canada!

Get out and vote #CanadaCool 🗳️🇨🇦
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Les bureaux de vote sont maintenant ouverts partout au Canada.

Allez voter pour un #CanadaCool 🗳️🇨🇦