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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 9h

WHY WON’T @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social RELEASE THE SITH FILES? WE KNOW THAT HE WAS ON THAT SPACESHIP TO THE PLANET. WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO THE PADAWANS. MACE WINDU DID NOT KILL HIMSELF!!

Thank you for your attention on that matter!

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 11h

Media bias at its finest! That said, the Polar Party of Canada will NOT provide federal funding to this institution to ensure Canadians aren’t misled by fake news.

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 18h

🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY-HOPEFUL IS SO BRAINWASHED AND OUT OF THE LOOP, THAT THEY’RE MAKING UP COUNTRIES THAT DON’T EXIST!

THIS IS THE KIND OF CANDIDATE BEING RUN BY @polarmpsp.bsky.social !!! DISGRACEFUL!

PAY ATTENTION PATRIOTS!

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 22h

Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 2d

Still silent on the NF tariffs—while his predecessors show more spine. And he thinks he’s ready to lead? Incompetent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 3d

Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 3d

Clearly the PPC doesn’t know about the far superior and versatile speeder. With the speeder we can traverse more than just snow and ice.
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Clairement le PPC ne sais rien sur le meilleur speeder. Avec le speeder nous pouvons traverser plus que seulement la glace et la neige.

Animated Obi-wan Kenobi in full snow gear on a speeder on a snow and ice planet.

Obi-wan Kenobi habillé pour l’hiver sur un speeder sur une planète glacé.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 3d

“Polars Go All In: All Canadians MUST Ride Ski-Doos to Support Local Industry amid tariff tensions.” 🇨🇦❄️
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« Les Polaires y vont à pleine vitesse : Les Canadiens DEVRONT être propriétaires de Ski-Doos pour soutenir l’industrie locale face aux tensions tarifaires. » 🇨🇦❄️

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 4d

Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 4d

My government will build a coalition of patriots Rt.Hon. Former Prime Ministers and a Polar Foreign Affairs minister.

We will fight and New Frengland will surrender. WE WILL WIN! 🇨🇦

Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 4d

OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT

-JNP

Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 4d

I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME

-RT. HON. BSRL

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

Nous investissons en notre force de Police.

Permanent, toutes les arrestations de la police ne seront plus juridiquement légal sans crier « GEL! » aux criminels.

Ont vas fair notre belle pays de Canada plus sécuritaire et plus cool. 🧊🧊🧊🧊

Autorisé par l’agent officiel de S.M. Bélanger.

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Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

Economics 101 for aliens: instead of wasting resources on concrete houses that can’t handle Canadian winters, we use snow to build homes for all and create jobs. But I guess the Jedi Party prefers funding spaceships for the rich and interfere with national security.

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 6d

Clearly more than ur party at least we wouldn't start charging people for snow

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔

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Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 5d

🐻‍❄️❄️ While the Jedi Party is busy chasing stars, the Polar Party is keeping our feet firmly on the ice.

We don’t need lightsabers — we’ve got icicles. We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦

Stay cool, Canada. Vote Polar. 🧊🍁
#votepolar #truenorth

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Hon. Vishna Marion, MP. @vishnamarion.bsky.social · 6d

The Polar Party of Canada is the only party that is putting Canadians FIRST!

The Scandalnavians have no business here and neither do the foreign Jedi!

A vote for Polar is a vote for CANADA! WINTER IS COMING!

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.

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Hon. Vishna Marion, MP. @vishnamarion.bsky.social · 6d

Le Parti Polaire du Canada est le seul parti qui met les Canadiens et Canadiennes EN PREMIER!

Les Scandalanaviens n’ont rien à faire ici, et les Jedi étrangers non plus!

Un vote pour le Parti Polaire, c’est un vote pour le CANADA!
L’HIVER ARRIVE!

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 6d

This👇.
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Ceci 👇.

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 6d

Why are we charging for igloos now ?

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Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 6d

Why are we charging for igloos now ?

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 7d

Affordable igloos, a white Christmas and no mosquitoes ? The perfect setting for every Canadians ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 7d

GO GET THEM!

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 7d

😂😂😂

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 7d

These are unjustified tariffs and they must END.

I’m calling on all leaders @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social, @kaitlinma.bsky.social, @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social, @luciedpcmpsp.bsky.social to denounce the New Frengland administration. NOW!

They have 24 hours! ⏰

Cc: @thenationalroast.bsky.social

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 7d

1/2 Today, New Frengland launched a trade war against Canada : their coolest partner and ally — their coolest friend.

Canadians are nice, but when our country is at stake, we will be ready to ice the competition.

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 7d

Ces tarifs sont injustifiés et doivent être retirer.

J’appelle tous les chefs de partis @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social, @kaitlinma.bsky.social, @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social, @luciedpcmpsp.bsky.social à dénoncer l’administration de la NF.

Ils ont 24 heures! ⏰

Cc: @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 7d

2/2 Aujourd’hui, la Nouvelle Frangleterre a lancé une guerre commerciale contre le Canada, leur partenaire et allié le plus frais — leur ami le plus frais.

Les Canadiens sont gentils, mais comme on dit, la vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid.

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Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 7d

Affordable igloos, a white Christmas and no mosquitoes ? The perfect setting for every Canadians ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 7d

Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 8d

Cars suck. They’re slow, slippery, and cause traffic. A POLAR GOVERNMENT will pull them off our roads with a Car Buy-Back Program.
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Les voitures sont lentes, glissantes et causent du trafic. Un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE les retirera de nos routes grâce à un programme de rachat de voitures.

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