Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP.
@romeompsp.bsky.social
Prime Minister of Canada and Leader of the @PolarMPSP.bsky.social
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Premier ministre du Canada et Chef du @PolarMPSP.bsky.social
👉MPSP Parody
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Premier ministre du Canada et Chef du @PolarMPSP.bsky.social
👉MPSP Parody
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers.
He isn’t worth the heat!
He isn’t worth the heat!
She asked me to lead her party… I refused to be the Leader of the Jedi Party.
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
She asked me to lead her party… I refused to be the Leader of the Jedi Party.
This is the first time an official opposition is THIS FAAAAAR (-50) behind the governing party. You’ve achieved the worst score any Opposition Leader has had in 25 years of MPSP while I achieved the biggest as PM.
Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is the first time an official opposition is THIS FAAAAAR (-50) behind the governing party. You’ve achieved the worst score any Opposition Leader has had in 25 years of MPSP while I achieved the biggest as PM.
Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
You never stayed loyal to Mackenzie…this is YOU fighting for her job!
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You never stayed loyal to Mackenzie…this is YOU fighting for her job!
If anything, I’ll make you the minister of AI because that’s AI right there…
My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If anything, I’ll make you the minister of AI because that’s AI right there…
My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
Watch me!
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Watch me!
Your Leader likes me more than she likes you!
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Your Leader likes me more than she likes you!
“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger.
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Je viens de voter. 🗳️
Assurez-vous de le faire aussi. #CanadaCool
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I just voted. 🗳️
Make sure you do, too. #CanadaCool
Assurez-vous de le faire aussi. #CanadaCool
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I just voted. 🗳️
Make sure you do, too. #CanadaCool
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Je viens de voter. 🗳️
Assurez-vous de le faire aussi. #CanadaCool
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I just voted. 🗳️
Make sure you do, too. #CanadaCool
Assurez-vous de le faire aussi. #CanadaCool
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I just voted. 🗳️
Make sure you do, too. #CanadaCool
Hey… this you? 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey… this you? 🤔
This very angry JEDI MP wants you to think I was lobbied by a New-Frengland “Empire”—when I’m the only leader who condemned NF tariffs.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This very angry JEDI MP wants you to think I was lobbied by a New-Frengland “Empire”—when I’m the only leader who condemned NF tariffs.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
And while Canadians want to fire his leader, he still ranks DEAD LAST in the polls. No wonder—Canadians know he helped Quanah wreck the country. I’ll fix it.
7:32AM v. 7:40AM.
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
7:32AM v. 7:40AM.
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
Next Jedi’s Leader, Sneaky @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social, is not worth the heat.
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Le futur Chef Jedi, Le Surnois @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social, n’en vaut pas la chaleur.
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Le futur Chef Jedi, Le Surnois @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social, n’en vaut pas la chaleur.
November 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Next Jedi’s Leader, Sneaky @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social, is not worth the heat.
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Le futur Chef Jedi, Le Surnois @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social, n’en vaut pas la chaleur.
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Le futur Chef Jedi, Le Surnois @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social, n’en vaut pas la chaleur.
We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
White Halloween😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
White Halloween😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This Jedi MP is ashamed of her record—trying to distance herself from the preschool policies that broke our education system. Now she’s flip-flopping on the very schemes she once backed.
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
September 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This Jedi MP is ashamed of her record—trying to distance herself from the preschool policies that broke our education system. Now she’s flip-flopping on the very schemes she once backed.
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
September 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.