The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
Minister of Finance for @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Member of Parliament for Rimouski-Neigette-Témiscouata-Les Basques
Proud Polar Patriot ❄️🐻❄️
BUILD THE (ice) WALL. FREEZE THE DEBT. BUILD THE IGLOOS. AXE THE TAX. RELEASE THE SITH FILES
MPSP Parody
Member of Parliament for Rimouski-Neigette-Témiscouata-Les Basques
Proud Polar Patriot ❄️🐻❄️
BUILD THE (ice) WALL. FREEZE THE DEBT. BUILD THE IGLOOS. AXE THE TAX. RELEASE THE SITH FILES
MPSP Parody
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Canadians, I will not let you down. Let’s work toward #FreeTradeFrengland , together.
@evanroche.bsky.social is getting it done. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Canadians, I will not let you down. Let’s work toward #FreeTradeFrengland , together.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
@evanroche.bsky.social is getting it done. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@evanroche.bsky.social is getting it done. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
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@evanroche.bsky.social est entrain de livrer. ❄️🇨🇦
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
We’ve got a great lineup of ministers coming to this session of Parliament.
Enough to “freeze” our opposition’s evil thoughts whilst saving our country money!
Enough to “freeze” our opposition’s evil thoughts whilst saving our country money!
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We’ve got a great lineup of ministers coming to this session of Parliament.
Enough to “freeze” our opposition’s evil thoughts whilst saving our country money!
Enough to “freeze” our opposition’s evil thoughts whilst saving our country money!
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Les Canadiens nous ont donné le mandat de rebâtir notre relation avec la Nouvelle Frangleterre après des années de mauvaise gestion Préscolaire-Jedi sur la scène internationale.
Avec le leadership du député @evanroche.bsky.social, notre govt défendra les Canadiens et mettra fin au tarif de la NF.
Avec le leadership du député @evanroche.bsky.social, notre govt défendra les Canadiens et mettra fin au tarif de la NF.
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Les Canadiens nous ont donné le mandat de rebâtir notre relation avec la Nouvelle Frangleterre après des années de mauvaise gestion Préscolaire-Jedi sur la scène internationale.
Avec le leadership du député @evanroche.bsky.social, notre govt défendra les Canadiens et mettra fin au tarif de la NF.
Avec le leadership du député @evanroche.bsky.social, notre govt défendra les Canadiens et mettra fin au tarif de la NF.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Canadians gave us a mandate to rebuild our relationship with New Frengland after years of Preschool-Jedi’s mismanagement on the world stage.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Canadians gave us a mandate to rebuild our relationship with New Frengland after years of Preschool-Jedi’s mismanagement on the world stage.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
With MP @evanroche.bsky.social’s proven leadership as a former ambassador to Polkraine, our govt will stand up for Canadians and put an end to the NF tariff.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
I’m Honoured to be appointed Minister of Hockey & Sports for the Polar Party. Together, we’ll restore hockey to our great nation. 🏒🇨🇦
Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m Honoured to be appointed Minister of Hockey & Sports for the Polar Party. Together, we’ll restore hockey to our great nation. 🏒🇨🇦
Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Standing up for Canada’s goods. 🇨🇦
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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Défendre les produits Canada. 🇨🇦
cc: @evanroche.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Another fallacious post… Jedis are just spreading rage bait instead of working for constituents 🙅♂️🙅♂️
I commend Missing Man Romeo for picking such hardworking Ministers to fill his Cabinet with. Very humble as well!
Minister Roche, while not nearly as adorable as me, will have a respectable term as Minister of Finance and National Revenue!
Minister He is PM material (as in, he is bad for Canada)
Minister Roche, while not nearly as adorable as me, will have a respectable term as Minister of Finance and National Revenue!
Minister He is PM material (as in, he is bad for Canada)
The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Another fallacious post… Jedis are just spreading rage bait instead of working for constituents 🙅♂️🙅♂️
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
A FREUDIAN SLIP FROM @romeompsp.bsky.social ?
Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!
Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
Webcrawlers tracked a small revision to the @polarmpsp.bsky.social cabinet site at 1am, quickly reverted. The TRUE Finance Minister is the Hon. @evanroche.bsky.social!
Note Minister He's irrelevant position in Broke. Who does Romeo have confidence in?
December 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The Jedis spreading misinformation once again… I reject this false claim that I am the Finance Minister and fully endorse Minister He to lead Canada’s economy. Canada, while Polars are getting to work, Jedis are making up stories.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
Go touch snow 🤷♂️
We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶
But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
La révolte Jedi se poursuit… On apprend aujourd’hui que le député Ng a perdu le courage qu’il affichait lorsqu’il dénonçait les tarifs de la N.F. Il a choisi de rester au caucus en échange d’un poste de critique aux Finances: loin d’être le premier choix de sa cheffe, mais il se contente des restes.
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
La révolte Jedi se poursuit… On apprend aujourd’hui que le député Ng a perdu le courage qu’il affichait lorsqu’il dénonçait les tarifs de la N.F. Il a choisi de rester au caucus en échange d’un poste de critique aux Finances: loin d’être le premier choix de sa cheffe, mais il se contente des restes.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F.
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F.
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?
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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.
Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo.
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Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu.
Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are:
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
AXING THE TAX 🪓
BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊
FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸
BUILDING THE WALL 🧱
FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️
In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
More than the Jedi’s will ever have 🤷♂️
Quite ironic that the NF puppet Shadow Minister of Finance who DIDN’T even mention ONCE the NF tariffs in their platform is talking about puppets
Why is “Treacherous” Trevor never mentioning that he got over 67M$ from CNFPAC? 🤔
Quite ironic that the NF puppet Shadow Minister of Finance who DIDN’T even mention ONCE the NF tariffs in their platform is talking about puppets
Why is “Treacherous” Trevor never mentioning that he got over 67M$ from CNFPAC? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
More than the Jedi’s will ever have 🤷♂️
Quite ironic that the NF puppet Shadow Minister of Finance who DIDN’T even mention ONCE the NF tariffs in their platform is talking about puppets
Why is “Treacherous” Trevor never mentioning that he got over 67M$ from CNFPAC? 🤔
Quite ironic that the NF puppet Shadow Minister of Finance who DIDN’T even mention ONCE the NF tariffs in their platform is talking about puppets
Why is “Treacherous” Trevor never mentioning that he got over 67M$ from CNFPAC? 🤔
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Jedi Party to-do list:
❌ Have more than 67 seats
❌ Fix the economy
❌ Not being in the Sith files
❌ Stop being NF puppets
✅ Being the smallest opposition party in history
✅ Only argument that they were ever relevant is when they were considered for the PPC
Is this the best that NF can buy? 🤔
❌ Have more than 67 seats
❌ Fix the economy
❌ Not being in the Sith files
❌ Stop being NF puppets
✅ Being the smallest opposition party in history
✅ Only argument that they were ever relevant is when they were considered for the PPC
Is this the best that NF can buy? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Jedi Party to-do list:
❌ Have more than 67 seats
❌ Fix the economy
❌ Not being in the Sith files
❌ Stop being NF puppets
✅ Being the smallest opposition party in history
✅ Only argument that they were ever relevant is when they were considered for the PPC
Is this the best that NF can buy? 🤔
❌ Have more than 67 seats
❌ Fix the economy
❌ Not being in the Sith files
❌ Stop being NF puppets
✅ Being the smallest opposition party in history
✅ Only argument that they were ever relevant is when they were considered for the PPC
Is this the best that NF can buy? 🤔
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
This is the first time an official opposition is THIS FAAAAAR (-50) behind the governing party. You’ve achieved the worst score any Opposition Leader has had in 25 years of MPSP while I achieved the biggest as PM.
Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is the first time an official opposition is THIS FAAAAAR (-50) behind the governing party. You’ve achieved the worst score any Opposition Leader has had in 25 years of MPSP while I achieved the biggest as PM.
Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Kinda funny how the number 2 choice of Canadians are talking rn
Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱
Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷♂️
Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱
Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷♂️
lol. He offered me Finance Minister too. Looks like, Simon wasn’t even the number 2 choice.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Kinda funny how the number 2 choice of Canadians are talking rn
Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱
Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷♂️
Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱
Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷♂️
Kinda funny how the number 2 choice of Canadians are talking rn
Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱
Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷♂️
Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱
Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷♂️
lol. He offered me Finance Minister too. Looks like, Simon wasn’t even the number 2 choice.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Kinda funny how the number 2 choice of Canadians are talking rn
Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱
Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷♂️
Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱
Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷♂️
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
If anything, I’ll make you the minister of AI because that’s AI right there…
My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If anything, I’ll make you the minister of AI because that’s AI right there…
My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Truth nuke
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Truth nuke
Truth nuke
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Truth nuke