The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
simonhempsp.bsky.social
The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
@simonhempsp.bsky.social
Minister of Finance for @polarmpsp.bsky.social

Member of Parliament for Rimouski-Neigette-Témiscouata-Les Basques

Proud Polar Patriot ❄️🐻‍❄️

BUILD THE (ice) WALL. FREEZE THE DEBT. BUILD THE IGLOOS. AXE THE TAX. RELEASE THE SITH FILES

MPSP Parody
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Les Canadiens nous ont donné le mandat de rebâtir notre relation avec la Nouvelle Frangleterre après des années de mauvaise gestion Préscolaire-Jedi sur la scène internationale.

Avec le leadership du député @evanroche.bsky.social, notre govt défendra les Canadiens et mettra fin au tarif de la NF.
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky

Go touch snow 🤷‍♂️

We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶

But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky

Go touch snow 🤷‍♂️

We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶

But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
La révolte Jedi se poursuit… On apprend aujourd’hui que le député Ng a perdu le courage qu’il affichait lorsqu’il dénonçait les tarifs de la N.F. Il a choisi de rester au caucus en échange d’un poste de critique aux Finances: loin d’être le premier choix de sa cheffe, mais il se contente des restes.
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
More than the Jedi’s will ever have 🤷‍♂️

Quite ironic that the NF puppet Shadow Minister of Finance who DIDN’T even mention ONCE the NF tariffs in their platform is talking about puppets

Why is “Treacherous” Trevor never mentioning that he got over 67M$ from CNFPAC? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
More than the Jedi’s will ever have 🤷‍♂️

Quite ironic that the NF puppet Shadow Minister of Finance who DIDN’T even mention ONCE the NF tariffs in their platform is talking about puppets

Why is “Treacherous” Trevor never mentioning that he got over 67M$ from CNFPAC? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
Jedi Party to-do list:

❌ Have more than 67 seats
❌ Fix the economy
❌ Not being in the Sith files
❌ Stop being NF puppets
✅ Being the smallest opposition party in history
✅ Only argument that they were ever relevant is when they were considered for the PPC

Is this the best that NF can buy? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Jedi Party to-do list:

❌ Have more than 67 seats
❌ Fix the economy
❌ Not being in the Sith files
❌ Stop being NF puppets
✅ Being the smallest opposition party in history
✅ Only argument that they were ever relevant is when they were considered for the PPC

Is this the best that NF can buy? 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Reposted by The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
This is the first time an official opposition is THIS FAAAAAR (-50) behind the governing party. You’ve achieved the worst score any Opposition Leader has had in 25 years of MPSP while I achieved the biggest as PM.

Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM