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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 5h

As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 5h

Apologies for the confusion everyone. This “Sweden” is not a real country, but I proudly second this motion 🙏

The root-honourable Tro Boyadjian, PM, PC @tro-b-mpsp.bsky.social · 8h

I vote to canonize this new country of Sweden whatever that is, or alternatively I call on Canada to recognize IKEAland as a nation in MPSP

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Because of trade. A boat flies the flag of the country where it is registered. A car has a licence plate for the province or territory it is registered. Speeders are one of our many exports. The mark identifies the speeder for its place of registration.

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry, but my point still stands. I’ve heard of these speeders being manufactured, but I find the development suspicious. If Canadian, why are they stamped with a flag of a separate “republic”? Is this not foreign interference? Moreover, how are these businesses receiving such funds?

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry, but my point still stands. I’ve heard of these speeders being manufactured, but I find the development suspicious. If Canadian, why are they stamped with a flag of a separate “republic”? Is this not foreign interference? Moreover, how are these businesses receiving such funds?

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Making assumptions now. For someone who claims to be invested in Canadian businesses, you don’t know much. Canada is full of brilliant small tech businesses already building speeders. Soon, with a little government support, they’ll be out producing snowmobiles. Which will have become, insignificant.

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 2d

Clearly the PPC doesn’t know about the far superior and versatile speeder. With the speeder we can traverse more than just snow and ice.
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Clairement le PPC ne sais rien sur le meilleur speeder. Avec le speeder nous pouvons traverser plus que seulement la glace et la neige.

Animated Obi-wan Kenobi in full snow gear on a speeder on a snow and ice planet.

Obi-wan Kenobi habillé pour l’hiver sur un speeder sur une planète glacé.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 2d

“Polars Go All In: All Canadians MUST Ride Ski-Doos to Support Local Industry amid tariff tensions.” 🇨🇦❄️
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« Les Polaires y vont à pleine vitesse : Les Canadiens DEVRONT être propriétaires de Ski-Doos pour soutenir l’industrie locale face aux tensions tarifaires. » 🇨🇦❄️

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 3d

It’s time to support Canadian industry and not intergalactic travel 🙏

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 3d

Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 5d

The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

1/2 Today, New Frengland launched a trade war against Canada : their coolest partner and ally — their coolest friend.

Canadians are nice, but when our country is at stake, we will be ready to ice the competition.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 6d

This party is the only one that will not back up the 417 🙏🙏

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 7d

Cars suck. They’re slow, slippery, and cause traffic. A POLAR GOVERNMENT will pull them off our roads with a Car Buy-Back Program.
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Les voitures sont lentes, glissantes et causent du trafic. Un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE les retirera de nos routes grâce à un programme de rachat de voitures.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 9d

Only a POLAR GOVERNMENT will protect our borders. 🇨🇦
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Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 9d

Build, Baby, Build. 🇨🇦 A Polar Government will create a new Build Canada Igloos agency that will build affordable Igloos at scale.
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Bâtissons, Bébé, Bâtissons. 🇨🇦 Un gouvernement Polaire créera une nouvelle agence Igloos Canada, qui bâtira des igloos abordables à grande échelle.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 9d

After much deliberation, I am proud to announce I am running as a candidate for @polarmpsp.bsky.social in the upcoming federal election. The ice age is here 🙏🙏

a man in a blue shirt stands on a soccer field with peacock written on the bottom

ALT: a man in a blue shirt stands on a soccer field with peacock written on the bottom

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · Nov 30

With the results of the mail-in ballots, they have just confirmed my victory for Kanata—Carleton! Thank you again to the residents of this great riding 🙏

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · Nov 27

Honoured to represent the great riding of Kanata—Carleton! Even though the Root Beer Party did not form the government, I will continue advocating for the BEST beverage as a Member of Parliament. 🍻🇨🇦

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