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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 18h

Star Wars meme. 1 frame. Two stormtroopers each with a measure beside them measuring their height. Trooper on left: “Imperial stormtroopers 5’11””. Trooper on right: “metric stormtroopers: 180 cm”.

Meme Guerre des Étoiles. 1 cadre. 2 soldat d’assaut. Chaque est accompagné d’un mesure de taille. Celle à gauche: <<Soldat d’assault imperial: 5’11”>> Celle à droite: <<Soldat d’assault metric: 180cm>>.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

“Le plan du Parti Jedi pour agrandir et développer notre présence dans la galaxie va renforcer notre industrie d’automobile. Il va renforcer notre industrie touristique. Il va renforcer notre industrie agricole. Avec les Jedi, le Canada va prospérer!”

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

“Le PPC’s désir pour un hiver éternel va détruire notre industrie agricole. Ils dites beaucoup de chose apropos protégé et supporté la détermination des industries Canadiens pendant qu’ils les détruisent. Le PPC vont faillir un de nos plus grandes industries.”

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

“The Jedi Party’s plan to expand our presence in the galaxy will boost our automotive industry. It will boost our tourism industry. It will boost our agriculture industry. With the Jedi, Canada will thrive.”

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

“The PPC’s desire for an eternal winter will decimate the Canadian agriculture industry. They’re saying lots about recognizing and protecting the determination of Canadian industries while actively working towards destroying one of our largest. The PPC wants to bankrupt millions of Canadians!“

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

But, IKEA isn’t a Canadian industry. The automobile industry is. Speeders are automobiles. Speeders will be better for the Canadian economy because we can export them more than we can snowmobiles.

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Because of trade. A boat flies the flag of the country where it is registered. A car has a licence plate for the province or territory it is registered. Speeders are one of our many exports. The mark identifies the speeder for its place of registration.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

…In a galaxy far, far away.

Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 1d

A LONG TIME AGO MY FRIEND, A LONG TIME AGO.

-RT. HON. BSRL

Rt Hon. Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Star Wars meme: 1 frame. Yoda. Captioned: “My face when my parents stop movie night with only 10 minutes left in the movie”.

Guerre de Étoiles meme: 1 cadre. Yoda. Le titre: <<Moi quand mes parents arrête le film avec 10 minute qui reste>>.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Because of trade. A boat flies the flag of the country where it is registered. A car has a licence plate for the province or territory it is registered. Speeders are one of our many exports. The mark identifies the speeder for its place of registration.

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry, but my point still stands. I’ve heard of these speeders being manufactured, but I find the development suspicious. If Canadian, why are they stamped with a flag of a separate “republic”? Is this not foreign interference? Moreover, how are these businesses receiving such funds?

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Making assumptions now. For someone who claims to be invested in Canadian businesses, you don’t know much. Canada is full of brilliant small tech businesses already building speeders. Soon, with a little government support, they’ll be out producing snowmobiles. Which will have become, insignificant.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Making assumptions now. For someone who claims to be invested in Canadian businesses, you don’t know much. Canada is full of brilliant small tech businesses already building speeders. Soon, with a little government support, they’ll be out producing snowmobiles. Which will have become, insignificant.

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

Even though the speeder seems nice, my colleagues and I are proud to chose Canadian-built snowmobiles. We value small businesses, not mega-corporations from a galaxy far, far away.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 2d

Clearly the PPC doesn’t know about the far superior and versatile speeder. With the speeder we can traverse more than just snow and ice.
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Clairement le PPC ne sais rien sur le meilleur speeder. Avec le speeder nous pouvons traverser plus que seulement la glace et la neige.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

Vous êtes tous invités à rejoindre le Parti Jedi pour une soirée de film ce Mardi, le 7 Octobre de 19:00 à 22:00. Le film commencerais à 19:30. Nous aurons un petit présentation <<introduction à Star Wars>> à 19:00-19:30.

Affiche officiel pour <<Guerre des Étoiles, Épisode 1: la menace fantôme>>.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 2d

Star Wars meme. 2 frames. From top to bottom. A New Hope Obi-Wan - Darth Vader stand off. Obi-wan throws sand. “Pocket sand”. Frame 2: Darth Vader surrounded by magical floating sand. “Nooooooooooo”.

Meme Guerre des Étoiles. 2 cadres. Du haut au bas. Obi-Wan Kenobi (vieux) et Darth Vader. Obi-wan lance du sable vers Darth Vader. <<Sable du poche>>. Darth Vader entouré de sable magique qui vole. <<Nooooonnnnn>>.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 2d

Clearly the PPC doesn’t know about the far superior and versatile speeder. With the speeder we can traverse more than just snow and ice.
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Clairement le PPC ne sais rien sur le meilleur speeder. Avec le speeder nous pouvons traverser plus que seulement la glace et la neige.

Animated Obi-wan Kenobi in full snow gear on a speeder on a snow and ice planet.

Obi-wan Kenobi habillé pour l’hiver sur un speeder sur une planète glacé.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 3d

Importantly, lightsaber training will NOT be held in igloos. Igloos lack any structural integrity required to safely handle lightsabers.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 3d

Furthermore, lightsaber training will be held in our new Jedi training centres in the Jedi Temples we shall build. And not in sand huts on sand planets. Each training room will be outfitted with the best safety technology. And all younglings will learn with non-plasma versions to begin with.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 3d

Lesson 1. Don’t point the stabby end at your face.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 3d

Star Wars meme: 1 frame. Luke Skywalker and Obi-wan Kenobi on Tatoine. Captioned: “Handed the most dangerous weapon in the galaxy…Immediately points at face.”

Meme Guerre des Étoiles. 1 cadre. Luke Skywalker et maître Obi-wan Kenobi sur Tatoine. Le titre: <<Est donner l’arme le plus dangereux dans la galaxie…le point directement dans sa face.>>

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 4d

We must all strive to be like Obi-wan.

Nous devons tous essayer d’être comme maître Obi-wan.

Star Wars meme. 4 frames: meme title: “Obi-wan is a great role model”. Frames from top left to bottom right: Ewan McGregor Obi-wan in a speeder “Drives under speed limit”. Obi-wan and a Balosar male “Says no to drugs”. Obi-wan in full Jedi robes smiling “Friendly and polite”. Obi-wan on Mustafar: “Doesn’t hesitate when to chop the legs off his youngling-slaying padawan”.

Meme Star Was: le titre du meme: <<Obi-wan est un super modèle>> 4 cadres: du haut gauche au bas droite. Obi-wan dans un char volant <<conduit sous la limitation de vitesse>>. Obi-wan et un Balosar mâle <<N’utilise pas de drogue>>. Obi-wan qui souri dans son costume Jedi <<amicale et poli>>. Obi-wan sur Mustafar <<n’hésite pas de couper les jambes et bras de son padawan qui tue les enfants>>.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 5d

Star Wars meme. 2 frames. From top to bottom: Adult Ahsoka Tano asking Morgan Elspeth, “where is Grand Admiral Thrawn?”. Iron Man from “Infinity War” captioned *people who haven’t seen rebels* asking “Yeah, I’ll do you one better. Who is Grand Admiral Thrawn?”

Meme Star Wars: 2 cadres. Du haut au bas. Adult Ahsoka Tano qui demande Morgan Elspeth <<Où est le Grand Amiral Thrawn?>> Iron Man dans la Guerre Infinite avec le titre *Ceux qui n’ont pas vu Rebels* qui demande <<Ouais, je vais en faire mieux. Qui est le Grand Amiral Thrawn?>>

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Jedi Party / Parti jedi @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

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Une membre courageuse du PPC m'a partagez une photo récemment. ROMÉO EST UN MENTEUR! Il veut que le Canada gel tandis qu'il est en vacances dans le Sud! Le Canada a besoin un parti qui va les offrir une meilleure, HONÊTE, futur!

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Jedi Party / Parti jedi @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

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A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

Vous êtes tous invités à rejoindre le Parti Jedi pour une soirée de film ce Mardi, le 7 Octobre de 19:00 à 22:00. Le film commencerais à 19:30. Nous aurons un petit présentation <<introduction à Star Wars>> à 19:00-19:30.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace movie poster.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

Freedom Star!!!!!!!
Étoiles de la liberté!!!!!

Star Wars meme: 2 frames. Top frame: Obi-Wan Kenobi and Han Solo in the Millenium Falcon cockpit. “That’s no moon! It’s a Canadian space station”. Bottom frame: the Death Star photoshopped to split at the equator with the top half tilted up to make if it had an opened mouth.

Meme Guerre des Étoiles: 2 cadres: du haut end bas: Obi-Wan Kenobi et Han Solo dans le poste de pilotage du Millenium Falcon. <<Cela n’est pas une lune! C’est un station spatiale Canadien>>. 2ième cadre: l’Étoile Noir avec le partit du haut qui ouvre comme une bouche.

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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 7d

Star Wars meme: “Mom: Did you sleep well?” “Me:” Darth Sideous looking pale and gaunt.

Meme de la Guerres des Étoiles: <<Maman: A tus bien dormi?>>. <<Moi:>> un image de Darth Sideous.

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