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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 12h

WHAT IS A SWEDISH? THAT COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST. @brandonlympsp.bsky.social GIVE THIS GUY A MAP

-RT. HON. BSRL

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Because of trade. A boat flies the flag of the country where it is registered. A car has a licence plate for the province or territory it is registered. Speeders are one of our many exports. The mark identifies the speeder for its place of registration.

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 1d

A LONG TIME AGO MY FRIEND, A LONG TIME AGO.

-RT. HON. BSRL

Rt Hon. Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 1d

Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 1d

A LOT HAS CHANGED IN A YEAR. JOSH IS FREE, WARIO WOPEZ IS DEAD (assumption) AND WE HAD A PRESCHOOL GOVERNMENT. SO NOW, I WILL SIT HERE AND CALL FOR RAGY TO BE INSTALLED AS PRIME MINISTER NOW.

-RT. HON. BSRL

Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · Oct 7

Today’s date is Monday, October 7th 2024. Josh is still in captivity, Wario Wopez is free and the opposition is making a push for Canada. As a Right Honourable, I have 0 power but I do have influence. I’m calling on ALL CANADIANS to rush Ians House so we can save Josh. I’m on my way right now.

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 1d

THEY SAID THE SAME ABOUT ME BECAUSE DRAKE IS APPARENTLY “NOT ALLOWED” IN NEW FRENGLAND. I THINK THATS A VALID ENOUGH REASON TO DECLARE WAR, DONT YOU @mpspjosh.bsky.social ??

-RT. HON. BSRL

Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 2d

Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?

So yeah it didn’t go good.

-JNP

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 2d

🚨ALERT🚨

HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?

STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 3d

WE WILL NOT ACCEPT. SORRY NOT SORRY. WE ARE ALONE.

-RT. HON. BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 3d

I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME

-RT. HON. BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 6d

I AM HEADING TO NEW FRENGLAND NOW TO END THIS TRADE WAR. THIS WILL BE DONE. I GOT THIS.

-RT. HON. BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 9d

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-RT. HON. BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 9d

I FEEL LIKE YOU NEED SOMETHING ELSE TOO? I DON’T KNOW I’M JUST DELUSIONAL APPARENTLY.

-RT. HON. BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 9d

HOW ARE WE GOING TO ALLOW ELECTED OFFICIALS TO USE SLURS LIKE ‘CL*NKER’ @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social ISSUE AN APOLOGY TO THE ROBOTIC COMMUNITY NOW. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU

-RT. HON. BSRL

Hon. Benjamin (Benny) Goddard @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social · 11d

I’d like to give a huge thank you to Akbar and Tarun at the Clanker Caucus for joining forces with us. It is truly awesome to work with great like minded people.

🇨🇦🤝🤖

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

CAN THE FUTURE PRIME MINISTER PLEASE LOOK INTO IF NYLETOL CAUSES THE MPSPLAGUE???? IM PRETTY SURE IT DOES BUT WE NEED HEALTH CANADA TO MAKE SURE. @thenationalroast.bsky.social PLEASE POST MY CLAIM BECAUSE ITS TRUE AND IM NEVER WRONG

-RT. HON. BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

YOU'RE RIGHT ROMEO "BS DS" LAST NAME (whatever that joke is I don't fucking know) ROOT BEER IS GOOD. BUT ICED TEA IS THE BEST. I DID IT BEST. BSRL WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

-RT. HON. BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

WHO IS BILL @romeompsp.bsky.social ???? WE DONT KNOW BILL, I ONLY KNOW RAGY. FREE RAGY

- RT. HON BSRL

Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 14d

Fine! Will you commit to repealing the pre-school bill you implemented last year ? Yes or no ?

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Reposted by Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin

Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 14d

Also who is Bill?

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 13d

STOP STEALING MY SCHTICK. YOU CANNOT DO IT LIKE ME. I DID IT THE GREATEST THE BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS. TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE. ANYWAYS FREE RAGY AND STAY LOYAL TO ME CANADA. ALL THE PARTIES ARE LIARS AND DONT DESERVE THEIR VOTES BECOME INDEPENDENTS

-RT. HON BSRL

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 14d

🚨ALERT🚨

CRAZED & CORRUPT POLAR PARTY LEADER DEMANDS THE EXPULSION OF INNOCENT PRESCHOOLER NAMED BILL!

WILL CANADIANS ALLOW SUCH A HOSTILE FOREIGN AGENT TO GOVERN OUR LIVES?

STAY STRONG PATRIOTS!

Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 14d

Fine! Will you commit to repealing the pre-school bill you implemented last year ? Yes or no ?

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 15d

JUST A REMINDER, YOU REMOVED ME FROM BEING THE CHAIR OF THE ETHICS COMMISSION. I CALL ON MY COLLEAGUES (WHOEVER THE CHAIR IS NOW) TO NOT LOOK INTO THIS AS ROMEO DOES NOT GAVE THE INTEREST OF CANADIANS AT HEART.

FREE RAGY

- RT. HON. BSRL

Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 17d

🚨NOT CANADIAN🚨

We’ve called on the Ethics Commissioner to investigate the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social’s foreign ties and funding from New Frengland — a foreign power now threatening tariffs on our hockey sticks lumber, and even our sacred icebergs.

Canada deserves real Canadian leadership. ❄️🇨🇦

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 17d

I AM NOT REAL I AM NOT REAL I AM NOT REAL I AM NOT REAL I AM NOT REAL

- RT. HON BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 17d

I DON’T REMEMBER THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER. IN FACT, THERE IS NO 21ST OF SEPTEMBER, THAT IS A MYTH. IT DOES NOT EXIST. WE CANNOT LET THE 21ST BELIEVERS TAKE OVER AND CREATE A RANDOM DAY.

- RT. HON BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 18d

@romeompsp.bsky.social IS IT TRUE YOU STARTED THE POLAR PARTY BECAUSE MY GOAT DRIZZY DRAKE IS DROPPING ICEMAN? MY GOAT OWNS YOUR PARTY AND YOU CAN THANK HIM AND ME FOR THE SUCCESS THAT THE PARTY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAVE. @mpspjosh.bsky.social LIKES KENDRICK SO WE AINT FRIENDS ANYMORE

- RT. HON BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 21d

IM SICK AND TIRED OF THE FAR UP FOR TELLING ME IM INSANE. IM ALSO SICK OF THE FAR DOWN FOR CALLING ME INSANE. WE SHOULD DECLARE WAR ON WEST KOREA NOW!

-RT. HON BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 21d

@bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social HOLY SHIT WE HAVE ANOTHER BENNY. THIS BENNY MIGHT BE THE NEXT GREAT MPSP LEGEND. I BELIEVE IN YOU BRO. YOU WILL DO GREAT THIS JUST AS I DID. NOBODY DID THEM BETTER THAN ME NOT EVEN ANYONE WHO WAS GOVERNMENT LAST YEAR. SALUTE TO YOU AND I WILL FREE RAGY.

-RT. HON BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 22d

DO PEOPLE FORGET THAT I LED AN ENTIRE UNITED UOFT CAUCUS TO PARLIAMENT RESULTING IN THE MOST MINISTERSHIPS FOR ANOTHER UNIVERSITY, THE YOUNGEST RIGHT HONOURABLE OF ALL TIME, THE FIRST NON UOTTAWA PRIME MINISTER OF ALL TIME AND OF COURSE, THE DRIP KING HIMSELF. MY INFLUENCE IS GREATER THAN YOU THINK.

Rt Hon. Kahnekí:io Traviss @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social · 22d

NOBODY EVER HAS, OR EVER WILL DO IT LIKE ME AND JOSH “SECOND PICK PM” PROVENCHER!

PRESCHOOL FOREVER!

Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 22d

You’d have to pass a bill to do that🥱🥱

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 22d

ALL SIDES IF EVERY PARTY ARE ALL RADICAL. CANADIANS NEED A NEW SOLUTION. SOMEONE STEP UP AND PROVIDE ONE. I TRUST NO ONE. FREE RAGY

-RT. HOM BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 22d

@romeompsp.bsky.social WILL THERE BE 6 OR 7 METRES OF SNOWFALL THIS WINTER???? I NEED TO KNOW. SIX SEVVVVVEN RULES THIS COUNTRY NOW AND FOREVER.
ONCE AGAIN, FREE RAGY.

- RT. HON BSRL

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Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 23d

Who is this person ‘Julie Dzerowicz’ and why does she think she’s the MP of Davenport when that is CLEARLY ME. My constituents will NOT hold this.

- RT. HON BSRL

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