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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 17

We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 14d

Free iPads is already Canadian Law!

Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 14d

Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 19d

GOOD MORNING.

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 22d

Now THAT’S cold

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 22d

You’d have to pass a bill to do that🥱🥱

Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 23d

We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
🎄🎄🎄
Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 17

We might become a Ragy quote page now that we have ended the Tyranny of parents.

@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 17

Best caption wins
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Meilleure sous-titre gagne

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 17

We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · Jan 16

Reposting this since it seems fitting.

MPSP History.

@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social we did it.

Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Nov 23

We did it.

Nous avons réussi.

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 16

Are you guys government yet?

Shayne 💚🍀🌴❇️🌱🐢 @shaynedavidson.bsky.social · Jan 16

@ppppmpsp.bsky.social r u guys embarrassed yet?

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 15

We’re ready.
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Nous sommes prêts.

Preschool party leadership poses for a photo on the throne. Quanah is sitting in the chair like a mob boss, with Sam, Domi and Josh standing around him. They look rad as hell.

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Hon. Yusuf Rahman @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 13

RECESS NOT WAR

LA RÉCRÉ PAS LA GUERRE

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 13

Already did. Gave us lots of energy to win the election. You should try it.

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 13

Tryna read this

a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd of people and making a face .

ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd of people and making a face .

media.tenor.com

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · Jan 13

Brat’s in the pocket of BIG PARENT

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Brainrot Party/Parti Pourriture Cérébrale @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 13

Yes!! Hope this helps.

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 13

How we’re rocking up to the Throne Speech

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · Jan 12

I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet.

With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.

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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · Jan 11

I did such a good job a Minister of Justice and Attorney general last year, that I was once again asked to lead this important office. It’s an honour to serve this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 11

Karaoké avec la/les meilleur.e.s Whip gouvernemental, ministres, et greffière.

Karaoke with the best Governement Whip, Ministers, and Clerk.

Feliz cumpleaños Domi!!

-S.M

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 10

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 3

Never again.

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Dec 26

Joyeux Noël et Joyeux Hanoukka à tous ceux et celles qui célèbrent de la part de votre premier ministre!!!
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Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate from your prime minister!!

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Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · Dec 13

Periodic reminder that the tyranny of parents is over

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Dec 12

The elected government suggests call Mom to bring hot soup and lie in bed and watch the Lorax

Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · Dec 6

We aren’t even in government yet.

Looks like someone’s been skipping class…

#BRATtoschool

Jacob Lee @jwjlee05.bsky.social · Dec 5

My spotify wrapped just came out. I spent 30k minutes listening to preschool's broken promises. #bringtheboom

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