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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 7h

What’s the voting age in MPSP verse again?

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 14h

That’s a physical act… people would kinda notice

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 14h

What's stopping the Polar Party from freezing Canadians ballot in their ice wall and then rigging the election

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 14h

Does anyone know what’s stopping the jedis of using their mind tricks on the entire Canadian population to rig the election??????

@polarmpsp.bsky.social
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 14h

Unlike Jedi’s we don’t do mind tricks.
This ain’t us

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 1d

This is Polar Party trying to frame us

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 16h

A Swedish is a dish of meat balls mashed potatoes a jelly that I’m not bothering to type bc it’s to many letters and gravy that’s about it, (only good at ikea though)

Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT IS A SWEDISH? THAT COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST. @brandonlympsp.bsky.social GIVE THIS GUY A MAP

-RT. HON. BSRL

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.

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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 2d

For a second there my dyslexic as thought this was my post(bc of the initials)

-JPN

Rt. Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 3d

Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?

So yeah it didn’t go good.

-JNP

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 3d

🚨ALERT🚨

HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?

STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS

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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

No comment

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

I'm gonna let u sober up and re read this cuz I don't think ur comprehending a single post

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

Ah ok. Sorry previous pre school MP here as you know

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

A phenomenon that drunk you would not comprehend

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

What is math anyway

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Ur funny I'll give u that

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

Like the secretary of war of a country south to us. I’m to drunk at the moment to provide any explanation.

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Explain how cuz the math is not mathing

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

Only the PPC can make the sustainable

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

So they're not sustainable ? They don't last and they're unreliable

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

Igloos can only be built for free where the is snow year round. Last time I checked it’s 30°c in October right now. We need to help support affordable igloo building outside of the winter

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

ur colleagues talked about creating affordable igloos when Canadians have been building igloos for free for years so how exactly would it be more affordable unless ur charging people for snow?

The Jedi Party has only spoken the truth, unlike the Polar Party

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

The statement my fellow member was talking about never mentioned a price tag. Only facts. The Jedi party just wants to make up price tags for what. Electoral leverage 😂 please… we all know @polarmpsp.bsky.social is going to win a majority government.

-JPN

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

The statement my fellow member was talking about never mentioned a price tag. Only facts. The Jedi party just wants to make up price tags for what. Electoral leverage 😂 please… we all know @polarmpsp.bsky.social is going to win a majority government.

-JPN

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Ur party members may need to speak to u about this issue because they seem to say smt different and I agree with ur drunk statement

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

There is no such thing as a price tag on snow. It’s a naturally occurring phenomenon. Basic elementary school science. We only want to make it POLAR AND BETTER.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

-JPN

(Side note always write Bluesky response drunk so much better)

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Not so surprising news: PPC put a price tag on snow and will now make people work for it to have it back

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 5d

Economics 101 for aliens: instead of wasting resources on concrete houses that can’t handle Canadian winters, we use snow to build homes for all and create jobs. But I guess the Jedi Party prefers funding spaceships for the rich and interfere with national security.

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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

Looks like we broke the fake news network

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 5d

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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

BRING POLAR BACK.

Should we invest in a polar vortex machine???? Keep Canada icy year long

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 5d

We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 7d

What kind of @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social reporting is this

-Hon. JPN

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 7d

Beware of stick season. I hear it’s quite dreadful

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 7d

My greatest fear is accidentally posting MPSP content on my bosses Bluesky account instead of this one