Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
@jaydenpn.bsky.social
MP for Belœil-Chambly | Député de Belœil-Chambly
Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada | Ministre de la Justice et procureur général du Canada
4x Former Minister of Justice & Whip of the Official Opposition
PARODY ACCOUNT
Canadians elected us to deliver a Cooler Canada and a tougher criminal code will ensure that.
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Les Canadiens nous ont élus pour livrer un Canada plus frais et un code pénal plus strict le garantira.
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Les Canadiens nous ont élus pour livrer un Canada plus frais et un code pénal plus strict le garantira.
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Canadians elected us to deliver a Cooler Canada and a tougher criminal code will ensure that.
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Les Canadiens nous ont élus pour livrer un Canada plus frais et un code pénal plus strict le garantira.
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Les Canadiens nous ont élus pour livrer un Canada plus frais et un code pénal plus strict le garantira.
Reposted by Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
•••
Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
If I’m minister of justice and attorney general, can I sue via rail for emotional damages?
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If I’m minister of justice and attorney general, can I sue via rail for emotional damages?
Time to put politics aside,
What is your favourite holiday/Christmas song.
I’ll start, mine is Fairytale of New York
What is your favourite holiday/Christmas song.
I’ll start, mine is Fairytale of New York
December 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Time to put politics aside,
What is your favourite holiday/Christmas song.
I’ll start, mine is Fairytale of New York
What is your favourite holiday/Christmas song.
I’ll start, mine is Fairytale of New York
Hello form Waterbury, New Frengland
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hello form Waterbury, New Frengland
Is there a rule around doing a shoey in the house ?
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is there a rule around doing a shoey in the house ?
Official drink of MPSP
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Official drink of MPSP
Ig this pose is just a Beloeil-Chambly MP tradition (only the real ones will get it )
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ig this pose is just a Beloeil-Chambly MP tradition (only the real ones will get it )
On my way to New Frengland on behalf of this @polarmpsp.bsky.social government
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
On my way to New Frengland on behalf of this @polarmpsp.bsky.social government
To my dog, to my cat thank you. To my volunteers thank you, more importantly to my consistent thank you to sending me back to Ottawa with a strong mandate!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
To my dog, to my cat thank you. To my volunteers thank you, more importantly to my consistent thank you to sending me back to Ottawa with a strong mandate!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Bet
Is anyone and their bosses down for the first lightsaber duel in history @ SJAM Building on Wellington
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Bet
NOT AN OTHER HORIBLE GOVERNMENT. Only @polarmpsp.bsky.social will make Canada better
The preschool-Jedis have lost their way in the heat.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
It’s time for a refreshing change. Vote Polar.
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Les Préscolaires-Jedis se sont perdus sous la chaleur.
Le temps est venu pour un vent de fraîcheur. Votez Polaire.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
NOT AN OTHER HORIBLE GOVERNMENT. Only @polarmpsp.bsky.social will make Canada better
Is comitee taking suggestions for the after party again?
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Is comitee taking suggestions for the after party again?
Reposted by Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
Que signifie un changement Polaire pour vous ?
🏠Propriété d’un Igloo;
💰Pas de Taxe Froide;
🚔Un grand et magnifique mur de glace;
❄️Des journées de neiges toute l’année.
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Que signifie un changement Polaire pour vous ?
🏠Propriété d’un Igloo;
💰Pas de Taxe Froide;
🚔Un grand et magnifique mur de glace;
❄️Des journées de neiges toute l’année.
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Mais le changement ne se produira pas sans votre vote. Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Reposted by Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
What does Polar change means for you?
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What does Polar change means for you?
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
🏠Igloo Ownership ;
💰No Cold Tax ;
🚔A Big, Beautiful Ice Wall ;
❄️Snow Day All Year Long.
But change doesn’t happen unless you vote for it. Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
Reposted by Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
Can we support the separation of harp land from frengland?
Frenglish Guinness slaps
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can we support the separation of harp land from frengland?
Let’s settle this debate
Guinness vs MURPHY’s
Guinness vs MURPHY’s
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Let’s settle this debate
Guinness vs MURPHY’s
Guinness vs MURPHY’s
On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month we pause and we remember.
Lest we forget
Lest we forget
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month we pause and we remember.
Lest we forget
Lest we forget
We’ll even establish a national Robin Sparkles day
I second this motion 🫡
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We’ll even establish a national Robin Sparkles day
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
Reposted by Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
I better see EVERYONE repost this.
I nominate @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social to do this next
I nominate @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social to do this next
October 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I better see EVERYONE repost this.
I nominate @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social to do this next
I nominate @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social to do this next
Always eager to represent this future @polarmpsp.bsky.social at home and abroad.
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Always eager to represent this future @polarmpsp.bsky.social at home and abroad.
For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
Reposted by Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
The right. To visit. 🎅Santa's Workshop🎅
October 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The right. To visit. 🎅Santa's Workshop🎅