Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
@jaydenpn.bsky.social
MP for Belœil-Chambly | Député de Belœil-Chambly
Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada | Ministre de la Justice et procureur général du Canada
4x Former Minister of Justice & Whip of the Official Opposition
PARODY ACCOUNT
Hello form Waterbury, New Frengland
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hello form Waterbury, New Frengland
Is there a rule around doing a shoey in the house ?
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is there a rule around doing a shoey in the house ?
Official drink of MPSP
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Official drink of MPSP
Ig this pose is just a Beloeil-Chambly MP tradition (only the real ones will get it )
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Ig this pose is just a Beloeil-Chambly MP tradition (only the real ones will get it )
To my dog, to my cat thank you. To my volunteers thank you, more importantly to my consistent thank you to sending me back to Ottawa with a strong mandate!
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November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
To my dog, to my cat thank you. To my volunteers thank you, more importantly to my consistent thank you to sending me back to Ottawa with a strong mandate!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
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On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month we pause and we remember.
Lest we forget
Lest we forget
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
On the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month we pause and we remember.
Lest we forget
Lest we forget
Always eager to represent this future @polarmpsp.bsky.social at home and abroad.
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Always eager to represent this future @polarmpsp.bsky.social at home and abroad.
For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
My final visit on this diplomatic tour: The grand Dutchy of Luxfranfourt in Gertalia.
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Ma dernière visite lors de cette visite diplomatique : Le grand Dutchy de Luxfranfourt à Gertalia.
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Ma dernière visite lors de cette visite diplomatique : Le grand Dutchy de Luxfranfourt à Gertalia.
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October 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
My final visit on this diplomatic tour: The grand Dutchy of Luxfranfourt in Gertalia.
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Ma dernière visite lors de cette visite diplomatique : Le grand Dutchy de Luxfranfourt à Gertalia.
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Ma dernière visite lors de cette visite diplomatique : Le grand Dutchy de Luxfranfourt à Gertalia.
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New country same mission. Make Canada greater and Polar @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nouveau pays même mission. Rendre le Canada plus grand et polaire @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nouveau pays même mission. Rendre le Canada plus grand et polaire @polarmpsp.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
New country same mission. Make Canada greater and Polar @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nouveau pays même mission. Rendre le Canada plus grand et polaire @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nouveau pays même mission. Rendre le Canada plus grand et polaire @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Fighting at home and abroad for this future @polarmpsp.bsky.social government.
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Se battre chez nous et à l'étranger pour ce future gouvernement @polarmpsp.bsky.social.
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Se battre chez nous et à l'étranger pour ce future gouvernement @polarmpsp.bsky.social.
October 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fighting at home and abroad for this future @polarmpsp.bsky.social government.
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Se battre chez nous et à l'étranger pour ce future gouvernement @polarmpsp.bsky.social.
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Se battre chez nous et à l'étranger pour ce future gouvernement @polarmpsp.bsky.social.
Hopefully as the future Minister of Justice and AG, I can confirm that we will have the strongest judges Canada has every had… I even went abroad for a training on how to recruit the best and strongest judges to make sure this @polarmpsp.bsky.social will be in the history books for its judges.
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hopefully as the future Minister of Justice and AG, I can confirm that we will have the strongest judges Canada has every had… I even went abroad for a training on how to recruit the best and strongest judges to make sure this @polarmpsp.bsky.social will be in the history books for its judges.
WARNING:
A non MPSP account has found our shenanigans.
From my observation it’s either crazy right wing or going with it.
A non MPSP account has found our shenanigans.
From my observation it’s either crazy right wing or going with it.
October 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
WARNING:
A non MPSP account has found our shenanigans.
From my observation it’s either crazy right wing or going with it.
A non MPSP account has found our shenanigans.
From my observation it’s either crazy right wing or going with it.
Getting ready for a long week of defending Canadians against the Jedi parti
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Getting ready for a long week of defending Canadians against the Jedi parti
Working so hard for @polarmpsp.bsky.social that row 14 became my bed for the night
September 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Working so hard for @polarmpsp.bsky.social that row 14 became my bed for the night
September 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Should pumpkin spice beer be a thing ?
September 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Should pumpkin spice beer be a thing ?
AND WERE BACK MPSP ‘26
September 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
AND WERE BACK MPSP ‘26
I did such a good job a Minister of Justice and Attorney general last year, that I was once again asked to lead this important office. It’s an honour to serve this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government
January 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I did such a good job a Minister of Justice and Attorney general last year, that I was once again asked to lead this important office. It’s an honour to serve this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government
It was an honour to go on a diplomatic visit the Republican Kingdom of Procrastination. It was great to squeeze in a visit during finals on behalf of this government
December 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
It was an honour to go on a diplomatic visit the Republican Kingdom of Procrastination. It was great to squeeze in a visit during finals on behalf of this government
Our world is subject to a new type of warfare and its impacting Canadians everyday.
When will the Ticketmaster war end. When will humans get tickets over bots?
When will the Ticketmaster war end. When will humans get tickets over bots?
December 13, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Our world is subject to a new type of warfare and its impacting Canadians everyday.
When will the Ticketmaster war end. When will humans get tickets over bots?
When will the Ticketmaster war end. When will humans get tickets over bots?
No brat over here, only sad/depressed northerners
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December 7, 2024 at 3:06 PM
No brat over here, only sad/depressed northerners
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J’ai finalement reçus le dernier compte des vote et je suis content de voire qu’ai j’ai gagnée avec plus de 100 000 votes de différence.
November 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
J’ai finalement reçus le dernier compte des vote et je suis content de voire qu’ai j’ai gagnée avec plus de 100 000 votes de différence.
I was happy to go out and volunteer in my community today!
Spending time with constituents talking over coffee is a great way to hear the issues directly from my constituents
Spending time with constituents talking over coffee is a great way to hear the issues directly from my constituents
November 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I was happy to go out and volunteer in my community today!
Spending time with constituents talking over coffee is a great way to hear the issues directly from my constituents
Spending time with constituents talking over coffee is a great way to hear the issues directly from my constituents
The people have spoken and I thank them for trusting me and this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government.
Un merci spécial aux résidents de Beloeil-Chambly de m’avoir élu pour un deuxième mandat!
Un merci spécial aux résidents de Beloeil-Chambly de m’avoir élu pour un deuxième mandat!
November 23, 2024 at 2:33 AM
The people have spoken and I thank them for trusting me and this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government.
Un merci spécial aux résidents de Beloeil-Chambly de m’avoir élu pour un deuxième mandat!
Un merci spécial aux résidents de Beloeil-Chambly de m’avoir élu pour un deuxième mandat!