Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP
@ayeshampsp.bsky.social
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MPSP PARODY MP for Honoré-Mercier Jedi Party Dep House Leader Previously the minister of finance and dep PM for Preschool Party RIP diet coke
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ayeshampsp.bsky.social
What's stopping the Polar Party from freezing Canadians ballot in their ice wall and then rigging the election
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Never done mind tricks on ANYONE. this is PPC trying to frame us
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
She said that to make u feel better, yk how parents have to let their kids fantasize
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Breaking: Polar Party blocks new ideas with ice wall
coopermpsp.bsky.social
🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
I'm gonna let u sober up and re read this cuz I don't think ur comprehending a single post
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Yes I was the minister of very hard math so u wouldn't have to do math
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
A phenomenon that drunk you would not comprehend
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
So they're not sustainable ? They don't last and they're unreliable
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
ur colleagues talked about creating affordable igloos when Canadians have been building igloos for free for years so how exactly would it be more affordable unless ur charging people for snow?

The Jedi Party has only spoken the truth, unlike the Polar Party
jaydenpn.bsky.social
The statement my fellow member was talking about never mentioned a price tag. Only facts. The Jedi party just wants to make up price tags for what. Electoral leverage 😂 please… we all know @polarmpsp.bsky.social is going to win a majority government.

-JPN
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Ur party members may need to speak to u about this issue because they seem to say smt different and I agree with ur drunk statement
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Ur party members may need to speak to u about this issue because they seem to say smt different and I agree with ur drunk statement
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
This is a nice way of saying that the Polar Party is stuck on ideas that will ruin Canada

Also, icicles melt, they're useless
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Not so surprising news: PPC put a price tag on snow and will now make people work for it to have it back
imene-mpsp.bsky.social
Economics 101 for aliens: instead of wasting resources on concrete houses that can’t handle Canadian winters, we use snow to build homes for all and create jobs. But I guess the Jedi Party prefers funding spaceships for the rich and interfere with national security.
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Clearly more than ur party at least we wouldn't start charging people for snow
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
So ur still going out of ur way to look for Star Wars meme ☠️ call it what you want but that's exactly what ur doing
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
I find it amusing that u went out of ur way to find a star wars meme, FAN BEHAVIOR
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Clearly more than ur party at least we wouldn't start charging people for snow
imene-mpsp.bsky.social
I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔

Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Not too much, that ai video u made was abysmal try again
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
Why are we charging for igloos now ?
imene-mpsp.bsky.social
Affordable igloos, a white Christmas and no mosquitoes ? The perfect setting for every Canadians ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!
smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social
Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?

L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
ayeshampsp.bsky.social
I'll consider watching it if u consider watching desperate housewives