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Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 8h

Star Wars meme: 1 frame. Anakin Skywalker, a finger tapping his temple with a red hologram of the Death Star. Captioned: “you can’t have the high ground if there is no ground left.”

Meme Guerre des Étoiles: 1 cadre. Anakin Skywalker qui tape un doit sur sa tempe avec un hologramme rouge de l’Étoile de la Mort. Titre: <<tu ne peut pas avoir le terrain haut, si il n’y a pas de terrain>>.

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 1d

What's stopping the Polar Party from freezing Canadians ballot in their ice wall and then rigging the election

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 1d

Never done mind tricks on ANYONE. this is PPC trying to frame us

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 1d

This is Polar Party trying to frame us

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 3d

She said that to make u feel better, yk how parents have to let their kids fantasize

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 3d

Ur mom

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 3d

Ur fake news

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 4d

Breaking: Polar Party blocks new ideas with ice wall

Cooper PPC @coopermpsp.bsky.social · 4d

🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

I'm gonna let u sober up and re read this cuz I don't think ur comprehending a single post

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Yes I was the minister of very hard math so u wouldn't have to do math

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

A phenomenon that drunk you would not comprehend

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Ur funny I'll give u that

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Explain how cuz the math is not mathing

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

So they're not sustainable ? They don't last and they're unreliable

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

ur colleagues talked about creating affordable igloos when Canadians have been building igloos for free for years so how exactly would it be more affordable unless ur charging people for snow?

The Jedi Party has only spoken the truth, unlike the Polar Party

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 5d

The statement my fellow member was talking about never mentioned a price tag. Only facts. The Jedi party just wants to make up price tags for what. Electoral leverage 😂 please… we all know @polarmpsp.bsky.social is going to win a majority government.

-JPN

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Ur party members may need to speak to u about this issue because they seem to say smt different and I agree with ur drunk statement

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 5d

Ur party members may need to speak to u about this issue because they seem to say smt different and I agree with ur drunk statement

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 6d

This is a nice way of saying that the Polar Party is stuck on ideas that will ruin Canada

Also, icicles melt, they're useless

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 6d

Not so surprising news: PPC put a price tag on snow and will now make people work for it to have it back

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 6d

Economics 101 for aliens: instead of wasting resources on concrete houses that can’t handle Canadian winters, we use snow to build homes for all and create jobs. But I guess the Jedi Party prefers funding spaceships for the rich and interfere with national security.

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 7d

Clearly more than ur party at least we wouldn't start charging people for snow

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 6d

So ur still going out of ur way to look for Star Wars meme ☠️ call it what you want but that's exactly what ur doing

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 6d

I find it amusing that u went out of ur way to find a star wars meme, FAN BEHAVIOR

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 6d

Yes, Jedi.

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 7d

Clearly more than ur party at least we wouldn't start charging people for snow

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 7d

I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 7d

Why are we charging for igloos now ?

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 7d

Not too much, that ai video u made was abysmal try again

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 7d

Worst use of free will

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Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 7d

Why are we charging for igloos now ?

Imène Berkati, PPC @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 8d

Affordable igloos, a white Christmas and no mosquitoes ? The perfect setting for every Canadians ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 8d

Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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