I thought Kash was the wizard in his story. I guess things are a struggle because he's a stupid wizard.

Apparently, Kash's book in which he is the wizard who saves King Trump does not equate to the knowledge and abilities needed to run the FBI. Who would have guessed that?

Franklin has been one busy turtle!

Hegseth contemplating field sobriety test.

In one of history's greatest acts of sucking up to power, FIFA, the International Federation of Association Football (soccer, as it's called in the United States) creates a peace prize and awards it to Trump.

Dreamin' Donny at it again. In fairness, Rubio is not that entertaining.

I guess Kash's suck up book only goes so far in gaining him favor:

How to dress for aircraft collision:

TRUMP: "Nobody knows what magnets are."

WOOLY WILLY: "Here, let me show you."

The little orange boy grew up to become Jabba the Hutt