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kelvin
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why is my cat mogging me
September 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Just happened upon the funniest PDF I've ever laid eyes on
September 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Perhaps. However, I’ll point to one of my favorite quotes as a counter:
July 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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My disgusting gay son refuses to eat his $35 + tip DoorDash sandwich. I fucking hate picky eaters. Disposing of this thing as soon as my bitch wife will allow.
June 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I love sleep scores because they’re a direct 1:1 measure of how much my life is in shambles at the moment
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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elliott bay trail lowkey sucks
June 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Offer letter signed we're so fucking back
May 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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This is how I feel whenever I try and solve a crossword puzzle
April 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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shirtless argonian has sealed my purchase. todd howard you win this round
April 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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been getting really into oatmeal lately
April 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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cinderella
April 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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What the fuck is going on with my YouTube recommendations
April 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Couldn't find anything to hit the same-day delivery quota on Amazon so naturally I got 5 cans of Chef Boyardee Overstuffed Beef Ravioli by Chef BOYARDEE
April 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM