smegma 🇨🇱
@smegma.bsky.social
I think I’ve been awake 24 hours
July 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I think I’ve been awake 24 hours
Everyone’s sick of hearing about how my job is bad
January 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Everyone’s sick of hearing about how my job is bad
Should I start drinking again?
January 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Should I start drinking again?
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I am a daily educational Twitch streamer that covers ecology, economy, political theory, history, sustainability, geopolitics, technology, culture, veganism and philosophy. 50+ viewers average generally and growing. https://twitch.tv/zachap
Zachap - Twitch
Zac. Aussie, Gardening, Tech, Dialogue, History, Facts about Reality. Here to help you and me. Deeply Optimistic yet Brutally Realistic. Explorer of Depth. Passionate Expresser with Emphasis on Meanin...
twitch.tv
July 10, 2023 at 10:01 AM
I am a daily educational Twitch streamer that covers ecology, economy, political theory, history, sustainability, geopolitics, technology, culture, veganism and philosophy. 50+ viewers average generally and growing. https://twitch.tv/zachap
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bg3 got me wormed tf up RFK style
December 2, 2024 at 9:48 AM
bg3 got me wormed tf up RFK style
Don’t ask me about my day, ask me about my wife
June 8, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Don’t ask me about my day, ask me about my wife
Realized the reason that weed tasted really good just now, is because I left it in a hot car in a plastic container. I’m still addicted to smoking microplasics from Gatorade bongs as a teenager 😭
May 8, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Realized the reason that weed tasted really good just now, is because I left it in a hot car in a plastic container. I’m still addicted to smoking microplasics from Gatorade bongs as a teenager 😭
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What if snorlax switched to smoking sativa?
February 22, 2024 at 2:05 AM
What if snorlax switched to smoking sativa?
I accidentally grabbed a beer from the fridge this morning instead of a nitro cold brew 😭
February 9, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I accidentally grabbed a beer from the fridge this morning instead of a nitro cold brew 😭
if I ACCIDENTALLY smoked my own blood will I become evil?
December 7, 2023 at 8:42 PM
if I ACCIDENTALLY smoked my own blood will I become evil?
I used to get a lot of ear aches as a baby because I was so stupid
December 7, 2023 at 4:37 AM
I used to get a lot of ear aches as a baby because I was so stupid
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Kids nowadays are too busy listening to yeat at the insurrection to actually take care of their yeast infections
November 9, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Kids nowadays are too busy listening to yeat at the insurrection to actually take care of their yeast infections
Hate ma job, love ma wife
November 2, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Hate ma job, love ma wife
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what's the deal with women
October 21, 2023 at 1:55 PM
what's the deal with women
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cause day n nite
the lonely gooner seems to drain her balls at night
she strokes alone, some things never change
the lonely gooner seems to drain her balls at night
she strokes alone, some things never change
October 26, 2023 at 11:40 PM
cause day n nite
the lonely gooner seems to drain her balls at night
she strokes alone, some things never change
the lonely gooner seems to drain her balls at night
she strokes alone, some things never change
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infinite piss glitch
October 26, 2023 at 10:06 AM
infinite piss glitch
They should have kratom at what-a-burger
October 20, 2023 at 7:54 PM
They should have kratom at what-a-burger
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Gonna smoke all these
MFs
MFs
Announcing Sparkle Games!✨
A 2-Player Minecraft Hunger-Games event featuring 24 of your favorite content creators💫
Cheer on your favorite team next Saturday, LIVE!! over on their twitch channels! Every POV will be streamed~
Check out who's playing on the website sparklegames.yuwuna.gay ✨#vtuber
A 2-Player Minecraft Hunger-Games event featuring 24 of your favorite content creators💫
Cheer on your favorite team next Saturday, LIVE!! over on their twitch channels! Every POV will be streamed~
Check out who's playing on the website sparklegames.yuwuna.gay ✨#vtuber
October 7, 2023 at 10:17 PM
Gonna smoke all these
MFs
MFs
I’ve been putting off finishing this for so long 😿
October 15, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I’ve been putting off finishing this for so long 😿
Finished sanding, but I never bought a paint brush 💀
October 6, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Finished sanding, but I never bought a paint brush 💀
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The hockey jersey of the day is the 2023 First Nations Celebration game warm-up jersey for the Vancouver Canucks. Designed by Algonquin artist Jay Odjick, the jersey pays homage to his cousin and former Vancouver Canuck Gino Odjick.
#bchjotd
#bchjotd
October 1, 2023 at 8:25 AM
The hockey jersey of the day is the 2023 First Nations Celebration game warm-up jersey for the Vancouver Canucks. Designed by Algonquin artist Jay Odjick, the jersey pays homage to his cousin and former Vancouver Canuck Gino Odjick.
#bchjotd
#bchjotd
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The two genders
September 28, 2023 at 7:57 AM
The two genders