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*skims post* youre on ur period & u sharted?
November 16, 2023 at 8:36 PM
*skims post* youre on ur period & u sharted?
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im in my bachelor pad doing dumbass shit that i hate doing ‼️
November 13, 2023 at 6:18 AM
im in my bachelor pad doing dumbass shit that i hate doing ‼️
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the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"
November 4, 2023 at 6:01 PM
the back of every police squad car has a "Secret Urinal"
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Doing gods work out here (drinks the dusty water on my nightstand)
October 31, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Doing gods work out here (drinks the dusty water on my nightstand)
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everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
October 9, 2023 at 9:07 PM
everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
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fuck u !!!! *flushes myself down the toilet on purpose*
September 23, 2023 at 3:01 AM
fuck u !!!! *flushes myself down the toilet on purpose*
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A sense of impending doom against which it is folly to rebel and low blood sugar feel remarkably similar
September 19, 2023 at 4:27 PM
A sense of impending doom against which it is folly to rebel and low blood sugar feel remarkably similar
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Apparently, in America, it's illegal to:
Own a rifle.
Work at the Texas book depository.
Speedwalk away from Dealey Plaza.
See a matinee.
If they can arrest Lee Harvey Oswald, then it could happen to any of us!
Own a rifle.
Work at the Texas book depository.
Speedwalk away from Dealey Plaza.
See a matinee.
If they can arrest Lee Harvey Oswald, then it could happen to any of us!
August 17, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Apparently, in America, it's illegal to:
Own a rifle.
Work at the Texas book depository.
Speedwalk away from Dealey Plaza.
See a matinee.
If they can arrest Lee Harvey Oswald, then it could happen to any of us!
Own a rifle.
Work at the Texas book depository.
Speedwalk away from Dealey Plaza.
See a matinee.
If they can arrest Lee Harvey Oswald, then it could happen to any of us!
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bring back texting your friends
August 6, 2023 at 3:37 PM
bring back texting your friends
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watching oppenheimer 2023 and shaking my head the whole time so that my fellow movie goers know i don’t support nuclear war
July 30, 2023 at 5:00 PM
watching oppenheimer 2023 and shaking my head the whole time so that my fellow movie goers know i don’t support nuclear war
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