Just found out Cesar Millan is straight, nothing makes sense anymore
October 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just found out Cesar Millan is straight, nothing makes sense anymore
Reinstalling tinder and seeing new matches from two years ago
September 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Reinstalling tinder and seeing new matches from two years ago
Opened twitter today on accident and saw one murder and the rebirth of QAnon. It might finally be time
July 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Opened twitter today on accident and saw one murder and the rebirth of QAnon. It might finally be time
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the discord users have discovered the rebecca sugar ed edd and eddy yaoi
July 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the discord users have discovered the rebecca sugar ed edd and eddy yaoi
Heavy is the crab that ran the goon
July 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Heavy is the crab that ran the goon
It’s crazy Nixon was impeached for watergate and when you read about watergate it’s objectively 10x less horrendous than whatever headline Trump is in the news for that day.
July 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It’s crazy Nixon was impeached for watergate and when you read about watergate it’s objectively 10x less horrendous than whatever headline Trump is in the news for that day.
Woke up to the UK Traitors on and lost my shit to see they gave the little person tiny barrels to carry in a challenge 😭
July 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Woke up to the UK Traitors on and lost my shit to see they gave the little person tiny barrels to carry in a challenge 😭
She kay on my wewe till I grime @kaywewe.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
She kay on my wewe till I grime @kaywewe.bsky.social
*trying to impress an astrology girl*
I love when the moon’s wanking Gibbous
I love when the moon’s wanking Gibbous
July 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
*trying to impress an astrology girl*
I love when the moon’s wanking Gibbous
I love when the moon’s wanking Gibbous
Waking up hungover in a waterbed is the most efficient way to remember the trauma of being born.
April 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Waking up hungover in a waterbed is the most efficient way to remember the trauma of being born.
I’ve probbably blocked 29+ Facebook pages for sharing clips of the whatever podcast. It always these two insecure whiny bitch dudes berating and belittling only fans models while declaring themselves model Christians and are bullying these women for Jesus?
March 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I’ve probbably blocked 29+ Facebook pages for sharing clips of the whatever podcast. It always these two insecure whiny bitch dudes berating and belittling only fans models while declaring themselves model Christians and are bullying these women for Jesus?
Time for the fifth quarter of the KC v. Buffalo game in KC! (Chiefs fans driving home shit faced)
January 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Time for the fifth quarter of the KC v. Buffalo game in KC! (Chiefs fans driving home shit faced)
I wanna wear Josh Hawley’s skin
November 3, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I wanna wear Josh Hawley’s skin
Gotta guy on my team who may be the first motherfucker to ever survive a PIP
April 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Gotta guy on my team who may be the first motherfucker to ever survive a PIP
reskeeting because the chiefs won a third super bowl and i found out my sister sold a swift record for 875 so im gonna go on record and say i am a liar
Personally, I love the NFL script. Give the Chiefs a third Super Bowl and I’ll buy all of Taylor’s albums
February 12, 2024 at 6:32 AM
reskeeting because the chiefs won a third super bowl and i found out my sister sold a swift record for 875 so im gonna go on record and say i am a liar
I thought to myself “How is twitter doing?” And was teleported to the internet circa 2008
January 12, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I thought to myself “How is twitter doing?” And was teleported to the internet circa 2008
Spotifys always been on some bullshit but now they are just making up genres
November 30, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Spotifys always been on some bullshit but now they are just making up genres
If a baby spoke to me while skydiving I’m taking it out before we hit the ground.
November 15, 2023 at 4:59 PM
If a baby spoke to me while skydiving I’m taking it out before we hit the ground.
Personally, I love the NFL script. Give the Chiefs a third Super Bowl and I’ll buy all of Taylor’s albums
October 2, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Personally, I love the NFL script. Give the Chiefs a third Super Bowl and I’ll buy all of Taylor’s albums
Cyberpunk 2077 is a superior game to Starfield and it’s okay to say it
September 20, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Cyberpunk 2077 is a superior game to Starfield and it’s okay to say it
Fetterman tweeting about grabbing hog while also being accused of being a clone by people with worms for brains is why he’ll always be one of the greatest politicians in American history
September 19, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Fetterman tweeting about grabbing hog while also being accused of being a clone by people with worms for brains is why he’ll always be one of the greatest politicians in American history
I fucking love one piece, I am a grown man who would do anything for the rubber pirate boy and I’m not afraid to say it
September 19, 2023 at 1:46 PM
I fucking love one piece, I am a grown man who would do anything for the rubber pirate boy and I’m not afraid to say it
Fantasy football team so far:
QB1- Concussed
WR1- slightly concussed
RB1- leg fell off body
WR2 and WR3- generally fucked up
TE1- Kyle Pitts
QB1- Concussed
WR1- slightly concussed
RB1- leg fell off body
WR2 and WR3- generally fucked up
TE1- Kyle Pitts
September 19, 2023 at 12:57 PM
Fantasy football team so far:
QB1- Concussed
WR1- slightly concussed
RB1- leg fell off body
WR2 and WR3- generally fucked up
TE1- Kyle Pitts
QB1- Concussed
WR1- slightly concussed
RB1- leg fell off body
WR2 and WR3- generally fucked up
TE1- Kyle Pitts