Jordan Scarbrough
@smerfin.bsky.social
Just a girl from the Alabama shores, chasing adventures coast to coast and now soaking up life in NYC. Lover of sunburnt salty skin, 80-degree days, paired with sweet ice tea. Forever a beach soul finding magic in the city lights. ☀️
I just speared a mouse! My body count is now five. Two squirrels, one snake, one raccoon and now a mouse.
I’d feel just as terrible about this mouse but I think I unearthed a secret talent. I have to try spear fishing now.
I’d feel just as terrible about this mouse but I think I unearthed a secret talent. I have to try spear fishing now.
January 10, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I just speared a mouse! My body count is now five. Two squirrels, one snake, one raccoon and now a mouse.
I’d feel just as terrible about this mouse but I think I unearthed a secret talent. I have to try spear fishing now.
I’d feel just as terrible about this mouse but I think I unearthed a secret talent. I have to try spear fishing now.
I was visited by THE GHOSTS!
Past: “Well then, Uhh.. Okayy”
Me: “yup, that happened.”
Present: “So.. Uhh.. Umm”
Me: “Mmhm..”
Future: “…”
Me: “Bitch, if you ain’t here with fried okra or Waffle House hashbrowns (Scattered, light, raw jalapeños & onions) and a glass of tea.. I swear on my momma.”
Past: “Well then, Uhh.. Okayy”
Me: “yup, that happened.”
Present: “So.. Uhh.. Umm”
Me: “Mmhm..”
Future: “…”
Me: “Bitch, if you ain’t here with fried okra or Waffle House hashbrowns (Scattered, light, raw jalapeños & onions) and a glass of tea.. I swear on my momma.”
December 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I was visited by THE GHOSTS!
Past: “Well then, Uhh.. Okayy”
Me: “yup, that happened.”
Present: “So.. Uhh.. Umm”
Me: “Mmhm..”
Future: “…”
Me: “Bitch, if you ain’t here with fried okra or Waffle House hashbrowns (Scattered, light, raw jalapeños & onions) and a glass of tea.. I swear on my momma.”
Past: “Well then, Uhh.. Okayy”
Me: “yup, that happened.”
Present: “So.. Uhh.. Umm”
Me: “Mmhm..”
Future: “…”
Me: “Bitch, if you ain’t here with fried okra or Waffle House hashbrowns (Scattered, light, raw jalapeños & onions) and a glass of tea.. I swear on my momma.”
I wouldn’t be caught dead in Gucci, any where near Versace nor a hint of Chanel.
I have standards that make it damn near impossible to spend that much money to look, feel and smell like trash from days long gone by.
I have standards that make it damn near impossible to spend that much money to look, feel and smell like trash from days long gone by.
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I wouldn’t be caught dead in Gucci, any where near Versace nor a hint of Chanel.
I have standards that make it damn near impossible to spend that much money to look, feel and smell like trash from days long gone by.
I have standards that make it damn near impossible to spend that much money to look, feel and smell like trash from days long gone by.
Haunting thought.
I lost Cameron because of a daycare choice. (Fact: written court documents)
Why was the court requiring him to go to daycare so young? He was a sick baby and daycares are gross.
It wasn’t a requirement for bryce. He didn’t go to daycare.
Something legal is feeling very dark…
I lost Cameron because of a daycare choice. (Fact: written court documents)
Why was the court requiring him to go to daycare so young? He was a sick baby and daycares are gross.
It wasn’t a requirement for bryce. He didn’t go to daycare.
Something legal is feeling very dark…
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Haunting thought.
I lost Cameron because of a daycare choice. (Fact: written court documents)
Why was the court requiring him to go to daycare so young? He was a sick baby and daycares are gross.
It wasn’t a requirement for bryce. He didn’t go to daycare.
Something legal is feeling very dark…
I lost Cameron because of a daycare choice. (Fact: written court documents)
Why was the court requiring him to go to daycare so young? He was a sick baby and daycares are gross.
It wasn’t a requirement for bryce. He didn’t go to daycare.
Something legal is feeling very dark…
2005 Hurricane Katrina.
Hide & help my community > allow my government to take me as an unaccompanied minor to god knows where.
I was emancipated, but in a very vulnerable situation. It wasn’t the crackheads that scared me. It was my government I was afraid would take me from my home.
Hide & help my community > allow my government to take me as an unaccompanied minor to god knows where.
I was emancipated, but in a very vulnerable situation. It wasn’t the crackheads that scared me. It was my government I was afraid would take me from my home.
December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
2005 Hurricane Katrina.
Hide & help my community > allow my government to take me as an unaccompanied minor to god knows where.
I was emancipated, but in a very vulnerable situation. It wasn’t the crackheads that scared me. It was my government I was afraid would take me from my home.
Hide & help my community > allow my government to take me as an unaccompanied minor to god knows where.
I was emancipated, but in a very vulnerable situation. It wasn’t the crackheads that scared me. It was my government I was afraid would take me from my home.
According to court documents an Alabama judge took my NEW BORN away because of a daycare choice.
Just didn’t agree with the daycare so they took my son away. We were both abused bc of that decision for well over a decade.
It was a good daycare.
I was 15 I couldn’t afford Ivy League daycare.
Just didn’t agree with the daycare so they took my son away. We were both abused bc of that decision for well over a decade.
It was a good daycare.
I was 15 I couldn’t afford Ivy League daycare.
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
According to court documents an Alabama judge took my NEW BORN away because of a daycare choice.
Just didn’t agree with the daycare so they took my son away. We were both abused bc of that decision for well over a decade.
It was a good daycare.
I was 15 I couldn’t afford Ivy League daycare.
Just didn’t agree with the daycare so they took my son away. We were both abused bc of that decision for well over a decade.
It was a good daycare.
I was 15 I couldn’t afford Ivy League daycare.
I went to jail once. I was at the court house finalizing my divorce; at 18, from a marriage an Alabama judge used my son to pressure me into at 16.
The divorce was final, I was walking out of the courtroom and into cuffs. Big pregnant with Bryce. A warrant for a $10 seatbelt ticket.
The divorce was final, I was walking out of the courtroom and into cuffs. Big pregnant with Bryce. A warrant for a $10 seatbelt ticket.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I went to jail once. I was at the court house finalizing my divorce; at 18, from a marriage an Alabama judge used my son to pressure me into at 16.
The divorce was final, I was walking out of the courtroom and into cuffs. Big pregnant with Bryce. A warrant for a $10 seatbelt ticket.
The divorce was final, I was walking out of the courtroom and into cuffs. Big pregnant with Bryce. A warrant for a $10 seatbelt ticket.
When the universe speaks through strangers, you’d be a fool to dismiss it. Purposely given to me by a woman in passing and kept for years.
Impact a stranger today.
Impact a stranger today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When the universe speaks through strangers, you’d be a fool to dismiss it. Purposely given to me by a woman in passing and kept for years.
Impact a stranger today.
Impact a stranger today.
My trauma response is to stand confidently, smile, accept abuse and say thank you when someone legally violates me.
I’ll take the abuse with a smile, just the way I did when I was fighting for mine and son’s life.
I’m not sitting home crying. I’m educating myself for the next time we speak.
I’ll take the abuse with a smile, just the way I did when I was fighting for mine and son’s life.
I’m not sitting home crying. I’m educating myself for the next time we speak.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My trauma response is to stand confidently, smile, accept abuse and say thank you when someone legally violates me.
I’ll take the abuse with a smile, just the way I did when I was fighting for mine and son’s life.
I’m not sitting home crying. I’m educating myself for the next time we speak.
I’ll take the abuse with a smile, just the way I did when I was fighting for mine and son’s life.
I’m not sitting home crying. I’m educating myself for the next time we speak.
“Time, wisdom and strength” a diamond from Mobile, an anchor to the gulf and time from the man that it is limitless with.
Reminders from the 3 men who made me who I am.
A chain from Memaw holding it together
Reminders from the 3 men who made me who I am.
A chain from Memaw holding it together
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Time, wisdom and strength” a diamond from Mobile, an anchor to the gulf and time from the man that it is limitless with.
Reminders from the 3 men who made me who I am.
A chain from Memaw holding it together
Reminders from the 3 men who made me who I am.
A chain from Memaw holding it together
Signed immigration papers for two different countries without ever leaving the land.
Women who the land recognized but the church did not.
If I got deported would I be sent back to the Gulf Coast?
I’m cold and culturally starved.
🎭🐮🔔🎭
Women who the land recognized but the church did not.
If I got deported would I be sent back to the Gulf Coast?
I’m cold and culturally starved.
🎭🐮🔔🎭
a man walking down a dirt road with the words when you hear it 's 50 % off in your favorite nursery on the bottom
Alt: a man walking down a dirt road with the words when you hear it 's 50 % off in your favorite nursery on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Signed immigration papers for two different countries without ever leaving the land.
Women who the land recognized but the church did not.
If I got deported would I be sent back to the Gulf Coast?
I’m cold and culturally starved.
🎭🐮🔔🎭
Women who the land recognized but the church did not.
If I got deported would I be sent back to the Gulf Coast?
I’m cold and culturally starved.
🎭🐮🔔🎭
If my ancestry DNA doesn’t come back at least 1% Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos, it will be a lie.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If my ancestry DNA doesn’t come back at least 1% Flaming Hot Dill Pickle Cheetos, it will be a lie.
Every historical Southern story can be found in my genealogy.
400+ years on the gulf, 57 slaves and 1 drop rule that kept my Memaw out of the public pools in Mobile, AL.
The women I descend from is inspiring.
Choctaw, Spanish, French, African, British.
My colorful history is #MySouthernStory
400+ years on the gulf, 57 slaves and 1 drop rule that kept my Memaw out of the public pools in Mobile, AL.
The women I descend from is inspiring.
Choctaw, Spanish, French, African, British.
My colorful history is #MySouthernStory
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Every historical Southern story can be found in my genealogy.
400+ years on the gulf, 57 slaves and 1 drop rule that kept my Memaw out of the public pools in Mobile, AL.
The women I descend from is inspiring.
Choctaw, Spanish, French, African, British.
My colorful history is #MySouthernStory
400+ years on the gulf, 57 slaves and 1 drop rule that kept my Memaw out of the public pools in Mobile, AL.
The women I descend from is inspiring.
Choctaw, Spanish, French, African, British.
My colorful history is #MySouthernStory
I inherited the Atl. Braves in the 90s. I had no say in the matter, but I wanted to be Javy Lopez. Catch fastballs, talk shit in the sunshine and be a good great person.
In the south you pick your college football team early. Can’t trust a bandwagon fan; they have no loyalty; so choose wisely..
In the south you pick your college football team early. Can’t trust a bandwagon fan; they have no loyalty; so choose wisely..
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I inherited the Atl. Braves in the 90s. I had no say in the matter, but I wanted to be Javy Lopez. Catch fastballs, talk shit in the sunshine and be a good great person.
In the south you pick your college football team early. Can’t trust a bandwagon fan; they have no loyalty; so choose wisely..
In the south you pick your college football team early. Can’t trust a bandwagon fan; they have no loyalty; so choose wisely..
My blood runs under the roots of the old oak trees on the Alabama gulf coast.
I’m thankful a relative; Mr. Deep pocket celebrity, had the resources and curiosity to cover most of the information leg work.
It’s wild and beautiful. I’m proud of who I am and where I have been throughout time.
I’m thankful a relative; Mr. Deep pocket celebrity, had the resources and curiosity to cover most of the information leg work.
It’s wild and beautiful. I’m proud of who I am and where I have been throughout time.
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My blood runs under the roots of the old oak trees on the Alabama gulf coast.
I’m thankful a relative; Mr. Deep pocket celebrity, had the resources and curiosity to cover most of the information leg work.
It’s wild and beautiful. I’m proud of who I am and where I have been throughout time.
I’m thankful a relative; Mr. Deep pocket celebrity, had the resources and curiosity to cover most of the information leg work.
It’s wild and beautiful. I’m proud of who I am and where I have been throughout time.
Are we all bound to the script of the lies we tell ourselves..
“People lie for a reason” to progress or to protect themselves.
Does this mean a person that’s truly honest with themselves and those around them are unruly/unbound to a script..
Just #wondering #QuietlyOutLoud
“People lie for a reason” to progress or to protect themselves.
Does this mean a person that’s truly honest with themselves and those around them are unruly/unbound to a script..
Just #wondering #QuietlyOutLoud
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Are we all bound to the script of the lies we tell ourselves..
“People lie for a reason” to progress or to protect themselves.
Does this mean a person that’s truly honest with themselves and those around them are unruly/unbound to a script..
Just #wondering #QuietlyOutLoud
“People lie for a reason” to progress or to protect themselves.
Does this mean a person that’s truly honest with themselves and those around them are unruly/unbound to a script..
Just #wondering #QuietlyOutLoud
25 miles north/45min drive north of the bayou. Bush Jr. visits Coast Guard ATC in Mobile, AL. 9/2. 4 days after Katrina.
News reports suggests in coden, we were completely cut off from civilization.
Feels right, I don’t recall him coming to help, he didn’t care about anyone in the bayou La Batre.
News reports suggests in coden, we were completely cut off from civilization.
Feels right, I don’t recall him coming to help, he didn’t care about anyone in the bayou La Batre.
September 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
25 miles north/45min drive north of the bayou. Bush Jr. visits Coast Guard ATC in Mobile, AL. 9/2. 4 days after Katrina.
News reports suggests in coden, we were completely cut off from civilization.
Feels right, I don’t recall him coming to help, he didn’t care about anyone in the bayou La Batre.
News reports suggests in coden, we were completely cut off from civilization.
Feels right, I don’t recall him coming to help, he didn’t care about anyone in the bayou La Batre.
I don’t hate New Yorkers. I have a few friends from here, I like my lawyer, and I love whoever the New Yorker was that shamed Condoleezza Rice for shoe shopping; kicking action in first gear.
Thank you, New York stranger.
-An Alabama surge swimmer.
Thank you, New York stranger.
-An Alabama surge swimmer.
September 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don’t hate New Yorkers. I have a few friends from here, I like my lawyer, and I love whoever the New Yorker was that shamed Condoleezza Rice for shoe shopping; kicking action in first gear.
Thank you, New York stranger.
-An Alabama surge swimmer.
Thank you, New York stranger.
-An Alabama surge swimmer.
I have deep roots in hurricanes, when you live on the gulf you expect em, when your roots run so deep they are your next to kin, you crave a visit.
Oh, I had fun in katrina and a couple days after. It’s a way of life for us.
It’s what was done to us that I’m not happy about.
Oh, I had fun in katrina and a couple days after. It’s a way of life for us.
It’s what was done to us that I’m not happy about.
September 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I have deep roots in hurricanes, when you live on the gulf you expect em, when your roots run so deep they are your next to kin, you crave a visit.
Oh, I had fun in katrina and a couple days after. It’s a way of life for us.
It’s what was done to us that I’m not happy about.
Oh, I had fun in katrina and a couple days after. It’s a way of life for us.
It’s what was done to us that I’m not happy about.
I want to scream at midnight in the snow. I feel like the heavy silence would pull from a foreign part of my soul, something that is desperately fighting to be realized.
I could never be a disturbance of such; so I smile and help where I can, however I can.
#MentalHealth #MySoutherenStory
I could never be a disturbance of such; so I smile and help where I can, however I can.
#MentalHealth #MySoutherenStory
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I want to scream at midnight in the snow. I feel like the heavy silence would pull from a foreign part of my soul, something that is desperately fighting to be realized.
I could never be a disturbance of such; so I smile and help where I can, however I can.
#MentalHealth #MySoutherenStory
I could never be a disturbance of such; so I smile and help where I can, however I can.
#MentalHealth #MySoutherenStory
I never stood a chance. Everyone thought I deserved my son back aside from 3 people who I could not satisfy no matter what I did. They never had plans to give him back to me. Random drug tests and classes for 2 years. On top of many frivolous required appointments
September 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I never stood a chance. Everyone thought I deserved my son back aside from 3 people who I could not satisfy no matter what I did. They never had plans to give him back to me. Random drug tests and classes for 2 years. On top of many frivolous required appointments
Michael reached out to his parent to see if they wanted to spend some time with bryce Christmas to help us out.
You would think after 16 missed Christmas they would want to see their grandson.
They don’t want anything to do with him.
You would think after 16 missed Christmas they would want to see their grandson.
They don’t want anything to do with him.
September 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Michael reached out to his parent to see if they wanted to spend some time with bryce Christmas to help us out.
You would think after 16 missed Christmas they would want to see their grandson.
They don’t want anything to do with him.
You would think after 16 missed Christmas they would want to see their grandson.
They don’t want anything to do with him.
I remember elders giving me chocolate to stop my 15 year old body from lactating.
I remember laying in the tent, surrounded by the scent of wet pine in summer heat.
I remember laying in the tent, surrounded by the scent of wet pine in summer heat.
September 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I remember elders giving me chocolate to stop my 15 year old body from lactating.
I remember laying in the tent, surrounded by the scent of wet pine in summer heat.
I remember laying in the tent, surrounded by the scent of wet pine in summer heat.
12/06 got my ged per court order, to get my son back. I was not given my child back.
7/07 enrolled in college per court order, did not get my son back.
11/07 got my own place per court order, did not get my son back.
Another stipulation to getting my son back was random drug tests, I passed em
7/07 enrolled in college per court order, did not get my son back.
11/07 got my own place per court order, did not get my son back.
Another stipulation to getting my son back was random drug tests, I passed em
September 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
12/06 got my ged per court order, to get my son back. I was not given my child back.
7/07 enrolled in college per court order, did not get my son back.
11/07 got my own place per court order, did not get my son back.
Another stipulation to getting my son back was random drug tests, I passed em
7/07 enrolled in college per court order, did not get my son back.
11/07 got my own place per court order, did not get my son back.
Another stipulation to getting my son back was random drug tests, I passed em
1/17/06, 2 months after communications was restored in bayou La Batre and people were allowed to start leaving, while we was still recovering. I was expected to make it to court 1hr drive north. No cars worked due to flooding.
An Alabama judge facilitated my son’s kidnapping by my biological mother
An Alabama judge facilitated my son’s kidnapping by my biological mother
September 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
1/17/06, 2 months after communications was restored in bayou La Batre and people were allowed to start leaving, while we was still recovering. I was expected to make it to court 1hr drive north. No cars worked due to flooding.
An Alabama judge facilitated my son’s kidnapping by my biological mother
An Alabama judge facilitated my son’s kidnapping by my biological mother