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Trump's only competing for second best
a man in a suit and cowboy hat is dancing in front of a fireplace with the word the written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and cowboy hat is dancing in front of a fireplace with the word the written on it
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Trump's only competing for second best
I mean, not even a crayon drawing attached? We're just signing blank shit now?
Stephen Miller must feel on top of the world right now...can't wait to witness the looooong fall back to the pile of dogshit he slimed himself out of.
Stephen Miller must feel on top of the world right now...can't wait to witness the looooong fall back to the pile of dogshit he slimed himself out of.
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I mean, not even a crayon drawing attached? We're just signing blank shit now?
Stephen Miller must feel on top of the world right now...can't wait to witness the looooong fall back to the pile of dogshit he slimed himself out of.
Stephen Miller must feel on top of the world right now...can't wait to witness the looooong fall back to the pile of dogshit he slimed himself out of.
Hey I surveyed my husband and 100% of my household thinks the White House is full of horseshit
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hey I surveyed my husband and 100% of my household thinks the White House is full of horseshit
"Sinister forces"?? My god he really does think he's in a movie
December 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Sinister forces"?? My god he really does think he's in a movie
That is certainly a statement
Jesus
Jesus
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That is certainly a statement
Jesus
Jesus
Guuuurl, if im NOT on that list I'm doing something wrong and will be pissed
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Guuuurl, if im NOT on that list I'm doing something wrong and will be pissed
Found an obviously classy lady with a lobotomy and good taste, I see
Honestly, things are so stupid right now
Honestly, things are so stupid right now
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Found an obviously classy lady with a lobotomy and good taste, I see
Honestly, things are so stupid right now
Honestly, things are so stupid right now
Nouns are all capitalized in German, just sayin. This gobbledegook looks like Google translated it directly from a whiny nazi's letter home to his mommy in 1944
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Nouns are all capitalized in German, just sayin. This gobbledegook looks like Google translated it directly from a whiny nazi's letter home to his mommy in 1944
HAHAHAHAHA 🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣
I love it so much when he throws a tantrum; its like a balm to my sense of justice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣
I love it so much when he throws a tantrum; its like a balm to my sense of justice
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHA 🤣
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣
I love it so much when he throws a tantrum; its like a balm to my sense of justice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣
I love it so much when he throws a tantrum; its like a balm to my sense of justice
They never do their own fucking research to find out what audiences are looking for
Just LAZINESS and complete ignorance of the fact she isn't liked or respected
Just LAZINESS and complete ignorance of the fact she isn't liked or respected
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
They never do their own fucking research to find out what audiences are looking for
Just LAZINESS and complete ignorance of the fact she isn't liked or respected
Just LAZINESS and complete ignorance of the fact she isn't liked or respected
How funny would it be though if it ends up that a children's book publisher takes down this administration?
And also, this is Jr's reading level, so don't be expecting quotes from War and Peace from that dipshit
And also, this is Jr's reading level, so don't be expecting quotes from War and Peace from that dipshit
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
How funny would it be though if it ends up that a children's book publisher takes down this administration?
And also, this is Jr's reading level, so don't be expecting quotes from War and Peace from that dipshit
And also, this is Jr's reading level, so don't be expecting quotes from War and Peace from that dipshit
Looks about as creepy as you'd expect with those hell-hands reaching up
And they painted it gold but not HIS bordello color of gold, so standby to watch that thing "touched up" with more Home Depot gold spray
And they painted it gold but not HIS bordello color of gold, so standby to watch that thing "touched up" with more Home Depot gold spray
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Looks about as creepy as you'd expect with those hell-hands reaching up
And they painted it gold but not HIS bordello color of gold, so standby to watch that thing "touched up" with more Home Depot gold spray
And they painted it gold but not HIS bordello color of gold, so standby to watch that thing "touched up" with more Home Depot gold spray
Is Kevin on his way to visit Hefners bordello grave? Is that a purple smoking jacket he's wearing?
Is he auditioning for Mad Men with that outfit and enormous bald head?
Is he auditioning for Mad Men with that outfit and enormous bald head?
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Is Kevin on his way to visit Hefners bordello grave? Is that a purple smoking jacket he's wearing?
Is he auditioning for Mad Men with that outfit and enormous bald head?
Is he auditioning for Mad Men with that outfit and enormous bald head?
We also need Coca-cola to get involved here
Come on, people, get with the program
Come on, people, get with the program
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
We also need Coca-cola to get involved here
Come on, people, get with the program
Come on, people, get with the program
Money can't buy class or taste; looks like one of those tacky dachas all the Russian oligarchs buy in the country
Bordello-chic, I guess
Bordello-chic, I guess
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Money can't buy class or taste; looks like one of those tacky dachas all the Russian oligarchs buy in the country
Bordello-chic, I guess
Bordello-chic, I guess
Putz Party - how have we shifted SO FAR from the truth that this shit is our new reality
HOW
HOW
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Putz Party - how have we shifted SO FAR from the truth that this shit is our new reality
HOW
HOW
Turning tricks again, I see
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Turning tricks again, I see
Did his stamina turn you on, Grant? Suuuuurre sounds like it...
Hope he gave you a bauble afteward to make you feel pretty.
Hope he gave you a bauble afteward to make you feel pretty.
December 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Did his stamina turn you on, Grant? Suuuuurre sounds like it...
Hope he gave you a bauble afteward to make you feel pretty.
Hope he gave you a bauble afteward to make you feel pretty.
Is their clothing coded to which baby-mama they belong to so he doesn't forget?
Like, who in the KMart Easter clearance section created that aesthetic?!
Like, who in the KMart Easter clearance section created that aesthetic?!
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Is their clothing coded to which baby-mama they belong to so he doesn't forget?
Like, who in the KMart Easter clearance section created that aesthetic?!
Like, who in the KMart Easter clearance section created that aesthetic?!
They've all been dropped off at the Daycare for Morons table
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
They've all been dropped off at the Daycare for Morons table