Fake George Julian
@smhten.bsky.social
Cars are cancer; parking is poison
If you've got a lot of people depending on you you really should not be endangering other people's lives by speeding and driving drunk. Like that is just not ok on all kinds of levels.
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you've got a lot of people depending on you you really should not be endangering other people's lives by speeding and driving drunk. Like that is just not ok on all kinds of levels.
If you can't afford to pay the fine when you speed how can you afford to even drive?? Cars are expensive!
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you can't afford to pay the fine when you speed how can you afford to even drive?? Cars are expensive!
you know you're making a good argument when you have to change the subject
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
you know you're making a good argument when you have to change the subject
You have to propose a solution though. What is that you think we should do instead?
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You have to propose a solution though. What is that you think we should do instead?
So what's your proposal then?
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So what's your proposal then?
But executing pedestrians, cyclists, and other drivers via drunk drivers is a-ok?
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
But executing pedestrians, cyclists, and other drivers via drunk drivers is a-ok?
sorry i don't wanna die while walking to work. i know it's an inconvenience to your drunk ass behind the wheel, and i'm just being selfish, but it's the way i feel
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
sorry i don't wanna die while walking to work. i know it's an inconvenience to your drunk ass behind the wheel, and i'm just being selfish, but it's the way i feel
"even while shitfaced"
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"even while shitfaced"
hey man are you aware that drunk driving is deadly
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
hey man are you aware that drunk driving is deadly
Micah Beckwith is an upjumped frat boy who peaked in 2024, when he was elected Lt. Governor. He is going nowhere fast.
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Micah Beckwith is an upjumped frat boy who peaked in 2024, when he was elected Lt. Governor. He is going nowhere fast.
I'm a lawyer in Indianapolis and a lot of my colleagues are the kind of Republicans who live in Carmel or Fishers or Zionsville and they are mostly *very quick* to distance themselves from Trump, and to be really glad the Indiana Senate just voted against further gerrymandering the State.
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm a lawyer in Indianapolis and a lot of my colleagues are the kind of Republicans who live in Carmel or Fishers or Zionsville and they are mostly *very quick* to distance themselves from Trump, and to be really glad the Indiana Senate just voted against further gerrymandering the State.
Seems like the obvious solution! Just make them mandatory like seatbelts.
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Seems like the obvious solution! Just make them mandatory like seatbelts.
Guess what. You're an asshole 100%!
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Guess what. You're an asshole 100%!
Don't forget he's also the grandson of a once-famous and highly regarded federal appellate judge! Must be the genes
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Don't forget he's also the grandson of a once-famous and highly regarded federal appellate judge! Must be the genes
Yeah Indiana is a 60-40 state with a 7-2 map. We're already gerrymandered, blue states need to step.
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yeah Indiana is a 60-40 state with a 7-2 map. We're already gerrymandered, blue states need to step.
Oh man I hope he tries it. I want the shitheads in this state to get 3rd degree burns on their hands from touching the gd stove.
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh man I hope he tries it. I want the shitheads in this state to get 3rd degree burns on their hands from touching the gd stove.
Yeah as it is we have 9 uncompetitive seats. Dems will never win 7 and Rs will never win 2. This is a 60-40 state, if we can't have competitive seats, we should at least have 3 Dems!
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yeah as it is we have 9 uncompetitive seats. Dems will never win 7 and Rs will never win 2. This is a 60-40 state, if we can't have competitive seats, we should at least have 3 Dems!
Republicans have guns pointed at their dicks and are threatening to shoot of Dems don't play ball.
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Republicans have guns pointed at their dicks and are threatening to shoot of Dems don't play ball.
The only acceptable follow up to that answer is "do I look like a fucking idiot?"
December 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The only acceptable follow up to that answer is "do I look like a fucking idiot?"
John Marshall didn't have a law degree so clearly it isn't required
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
John Marshall didn't have a law degree so clearly it isn't required
Every building to its west is larger than it lmfao
December 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Every building to its west is larger than it lmfao