@smidgin.bsky.social
Oddly specific and 100% accurate.
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Oddly specific and 100% accurate.
OK but serious question: exactly how much noise are you supposed to make when receiving a massage? They need to know if they're hitting the right spot, right? ... Right?
January 25, 2026 at 8:08 AM
OK but serious question: exactly how much noise are you supposed to make when receiving a massage? They need to know if they're hitting the right spot, right? ... Right?
I have written that same python before! 🤝
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I have written that same python before! 🤝
That thing is a proper dragon.
January 18, 2026 at 11:09 AM
That thing is a proper dragon.
Good list but much too short!
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Good list but much too short!
Step 3: profit!
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Step 3: profit!
The mouth looks like it's for biting, but it's actually for complaining
January 6, 2026 at 9:37 AM
The mouth looks like it's for biting, but it's actually for complaining
Are you sure that's a Pixel and not a Fizzgig? 🧡
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Are you sure that's a Pixel and not a Fizzgig? 🧡
I've been using Blender since 1.x and I never figured out what Follow Active Quads does. TIL!
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I've been using Blender since 1.x and I never figured out what Follow Active Quads does. TIL!
And chemists - accidentally discovering artificial sweeteners!
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
And chemists - accidentally discovering artificial sweeteners!
I booped one of those very eels on the snoot! It was *much* softer than I expected. Yes it tried to eat me but that wasn't its fault and anyway it missed
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I booped one of those very eels on the snoot! It was *much* softer than I expected. Yes it tried to eat me but that wasn't its fault and anyway it missed
Mirroring an image lets you see it anew. So reverse the audio and work on it like 🙃
October 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mirroring an image lets you see it anew. So reverse the audio and work on it like 🙃
So... Normally you'd do this when someone else quoted you, and you don't like that they did? Like, to exercise your moral rights?
September 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
So... Normally you'd do this when someone else quoted you, and you don't like that they did? Like, to exercise your moral rights?
Mine administers rubs with acupuncture 🖤
September 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Mine administers rubs with acupuncture 🖤
Although didn't it happen recently with Tylenol too? I guess they have one algo to group posts, and another one to pick a word that represents each group, and they either disagree with each other or the second one isn't very good
September 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Although didn't it happen recently with Tylenol too? I guess they have one algo to group posts, and another one to pick a word that represents each group, and they either disagree with each other or the second one isn't very good
Maybe lemmatization? (bsky converting words to some normal form before aggregating)
September 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Maybe lemmatization? (bsky converting words to some normal form before aggregating)
From the squiggly line, I thought it was upset that you hadn't called the method ennui()
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
From the squiggly line, I thought it was upset that you hadn't called the method ennui()
Robot is pretty capable. Better use this one neal.fun/not-a-robot
I'm Not a Robot
Prove your humanity once and for all
neal.fun
September 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Robot is pretty capable. Better use this one neal.fun/not-a-robot
Shift the grid of cuts by one and you could remove the middle 2x2. Only, it would leave a border of fixed squares, and tile grid would be reduced to 3x3 :/
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Shift the grid of cuts by one and you could remove the middle 2x2. Only, it would leave a border of fixed squares, and tile grid would be reduced to 3x3 :/
(poorly worded but I'm not disagreeing with you)
September 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
(poorly worded but I'm not disagreeing with you)
I still think there's a decent chance they're just different presentations of the same thing
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I still think there's a decent chance they're just different presentations of the same thing
Worse than derivative art, there's a risk of value lock-in: if we succeed in encoding present values into AI (whatever that would mean), then AI might come to enforce them. We might be stuck with our current values forever, losing the ability to morally grow.
September 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Worse than derivative art, there's a risk of value lock-in: if we succeed in encoding present values into AI (whatever that would mean), then AI might come to enforce them. We might be stuck with our current values forever, losing the ability to morally grow.