George Smiley
@smiley-george.bsky.social
Experienced IT professional, amateur musician and writer. Loves dogs. Not keen on corporate BS, austerity, monarchy, racism, fascism, colonialism, apartheid, genocide or any other Starmerite policies. Banned by Zuckerberg and Musk. #NoWarButTheClassWar
Watching Immortal Wombat in honour of Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Watching Immortal Wombat in honour of Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
Happy Hannah the Hooker
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Happy Hannah the Hooker
Apparently his rallies are quite the thing!
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Apparently his rallies are quite the thing!
Zia Yusuf and some Indian bloke on a beach:
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Zia Yusuf and some Indian bloke on a beach:
When are they releasing the Ehud Barack files?
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
When are they releasing the Ehud Barack files?
Apparently Adolf is onside with Reform’s reforms. They are now busy cloning Bravermans for the racist robot army. Powered by one Greggs sausage roll per week, the Braverbot has a flamethrower for homeless people’s tents and a harpoon for pushing refugees back into the sea. Interesting times!
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Apparently Adolf is onside with Reform’s reforms. They are now busy cloning Bravermans for the racist robot army. Powered by one Greggs sausage roll per week, the Braverbot has a flamethrower for homeless people’s tents and a harpoon for pushing refugees back into the sea. Interesting times!
Personally I prefer scissors, but whatever new-fangled beauty tool soothes your fanny. What I would like to know though is why anyone would want to visit a war-torn state where they chop your hands off if you’re not in the right club. Visit Rwanda my arse. SpOrTs.
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Personally I prefer scissors, but whatever new-fangled beauty tool soothes your fanny. What I would like to know though is why anyone would want to visit a war-torn state where they chop your hands off if you’re not in the right club. Visit Rwanda my arse. SpOrTs.
SEND ‘EM BACK
These retarded Gammons all need to fuck off back to where they came from.
“Send ‘em back!” I say!
To the Wetherspoons, or to their jobs as traffic wardens, PE teachers who do a bit of geography coz not super bright, and Greggs sausage roll tasting event organisers.
These retarded Gammons all need to fuck off back to where they came from.
“Send ‘em back!” I say!
To the Wetherspoons, or to their jobs as traffic wardens, PE teachers who do a bit of geography coz not super bright, and Greggs sausage roll tasting event organisers.
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
SEND ‘EM BACK
These retarded Gammons all need to fuck off back to where they came from.
“Send ‘em back!” I say!
To the Wetherspoons, or to their jobs as traffic wardens, PE teachers who do a bit of geography coz not super bright, and Greggs sausage roll tasting event organisers.
These retarded Gammons all need to fuck off back to where they came from.
“Send ‘em back!” I say!
To the Wetherspoons, or to their jobs as traffic wardens, PE teachers who do a bit of geography coz not super bright, and Greggs sausage roll tasting event organisers.
Someone needs to help the orange-utan to remember to take his 100mg morphine. Put him, and us, out of our misery. Don’t forget to nuke his disgusting family and the bunch of incompetent, evil goodfornothings he’s promoted too…
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Someone needs to help the orange-utan to remember to take his 100mg morphine. Put him, and us, out of our misery. Don’t forget to nuke his disgusting family and the bunch of incompetent, evil goodfornothings he’s promoted too…
Good luck Melia! Happy sniffs from Brutus McSausage in the Alps!
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Good luck Melia! Happy sniffs from Brutus McSausage in the Alps!
Me has done puzzle ever’body.
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me has done puzzle ever’body.
Ethnic cleansing.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Ethnic cleansing.
This kind of post pisses me off.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This kind of post pisses me off.
That’s because everyone hates her, and the “Israel first” and “fuck the poor” approach of the Morgan McSweeney Likud Upon Thames party, Lucy.
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That’s because everyone hates her, and the “Israel first” and “fuck the poor” approach of the Morgan McSweeney Likud Upon Thames party, Lucy.
Saruman = Musk
Sauron = Thiel (played by D. Trump)
Wormtong = Miller
Orcs = MAGA
Aragorn = Mamdani
Arwen = AOC
Gollum = Noem
Gandalf = Sanders
Gorgoroth = Israel
Rohan = Portland, Oregon
Shire = Maine, New England
Gimli = Buttigeig
Bombadil = Captain Mark Kelly
Frodo = me
Can I handle the ring?
Sauron = Thiel (played by D. Trump)
Wormtong = Miller
Orcs = MAGA
Aragorn = Mamdani
Arwen = AOC
Gollum = Noem
Gandalf = Sanders
Gorgoroth = Israel
Rohan = Portland, Oregon
Shire = Maine, New England
Gimli = Buttigeig
Bombadil = Captain Mark Kelly
Frodo = me
Can I handle the ring?
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Saruman = Musk
Sauron = Thiel (played by D. Trump)
Wormtong = Miller
Orcs = MAGA
Aragorn = Mamdani
Arwen = AOC
Gollum = Noem
Gandalf = Sanders
Gorgoroth = Israel
Rohan = Portland, Oregon
Shire = Maine, New England
Gimli = Buttigeig
Bombadil = Captain Mark Kelly
Frodo = me
Can I handle the ring?
Sauron = Thiel (played by D. Trump)
Wormtong = Miller
Orcs = MAGA
Aragorn = Mamdani
Arwen = AOC
Gollum = Noem
Gandalf = Sanders
Gorgoroth = Israel
Rohan = Portland, Oregon
Shire = Maine, New England
Gimli = Buttigeig
Bombadil = Captain Mark Kelly
Frodo = me
Can I handle the ring?
Farage will have to sell some more footie kits to make up the shortfall. He shroud get Little Tommy Ten-Names onboard to help with the marketing. I hear his people bought over £400,000 worth of t-shirts, flags and steroids from him in the 12 months to July 2025. Nazi Nige is a fool.
December 3, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Farage will have to sell some more footie kits to make up the shortfall. He shroud get Little Tommy Ten-Names onboard to help with the marketing. I hear his people bought over £400,000 worth of t-shirts, flags and steroids from him in the 12 months to July 2025. Nazi Nige is a fool.
Prisoners raped by IOF prison guards will get 72 STDs. Sorry, I could only find a picture of a dog, not a IOF fluffer.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Prisoners raped by IOF prison guards will get 72 STDs. Sorry, I could only find a picture of a dog, not a IOF fluffer.
What happened? Did you get a free house?
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
What happened? Did you get a free house?