Granted! Such a shame an important letter like you got stuck under the mailman's carseat. Maybe he'll find you when he cleans it out in a year or four...

I wish i was hung like a horse

Granted! I hope you like being shaken like a snow globe... Since you are one! Snow is basically the same as rain right?

I wish i was more like my friend, she's awesome!

Granted! Normally a delicious choc mud cake like you would go down a treat but you're so rich people can only enjoy a bite at a time. I hope that fridge isn't too cold while your form slowly dwindles piece by piece carried around in a bunch of different bellies.

wish to not have to cook when hungry

Granted! As an industrial blender any food you taste will be chopped as fine as can be, if only you could see what was put in before they turn you on.

I wish i could keep this conversation going!

Granted! You've just bought your first home! Although maybe letting that suspicious looking spirit possess you to inherit their wealth wasn't the best idea. Maybe they'll give you back control of your body after this party...

I wish i could always hang out with my online friends

Granted! Life as a nocturnal bird is definitely a change, but Kiwis don't have any trouble sleeping at night since they don't bother trying!

Granted! You'll never get a headache again now that you swap bodies with the nearest person whenever you feel pain or nausea. Try not to get too used to that body!

Gosh i wish i was done with work today, granting wishes is much more fun!

Granted! Unluck most shower heads, you'll never get clogged or leaky, plus with that hose attachment you'll never get a crik in your neck again!

I wish i had someone i can look up to

Granted! Your partner loves their new tattoo, your existence permanently plastered onto their butt. I hope you don't get motion sick wobbling around as they walk!

I wish i had someone to take care of me when im too tired.

Granted! A jellyfish floating along in the currents doesn't need to think much at all, not that you could without a brain!

I wish i could be a part of something bigger

Granted! Now anyone can see what's going on inside you, after all... What's a glass potion bottle if you can't see inside?

I wish i had big soft hips without needing to pay for hrt

Granted! I hope you enjoy the peace and tranquillity of a botanical garden... As a lifeless fountain statue!

I wish i never have to spend time away from my partner.